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(al.com)   Alabama's alpabet is dow to twety four letters   (al.com) divider line 133
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2007-08-11 08:06:48 PM  
hahahaha

I'll 'ave a 'urricane please!

actually, a tall icy cold one sounds good right now
 
Cog
2007-08-11 08:14:08 PM  
Stupid tag more appropriate, for Alabama and subby.
 
2007-08-11 08:28:51 PM  
Is subby sompletely retarded?

/yes i said sompletely
 
2007-08-11 09:21:17 PM  
Can Alabama have its own tag now?
 
2007-08-11 09:29:58 PM  
/not submitter btw
//greenligted?
 
2007-08-11 09:39:23 PM  
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jbc [TotalFark]
2007-08-11 10:03:58 PM  
So Eric DuBose was right!
 
2007-08-11 10:49:13 PM  
God Blss Albama.
 
2007-08-12 01:23:13 AM  
BOMBS aren't allowed to be joked about in airports for a reason. Because it can be true. Its not like you can summon a farking hurricane.

Did subby eve read the farkig article?
 
2007-08-12 01:25:36 AM  
A la BLAM!!!
 
2007-08-12 01:26:28 AM  
Why dont we have an general "southern" tag, like florida, but can be used for the rest of the moronic southern states.

/lives in florida
//not originally, thank god.
 
2007-08-12 01:28:15 AM  
It's not "Alabama", it's "Albama" according to the headline.
 
2007-08-12 01:30:38 AM  
wait...what?



/seriously someone explain
 
2007-08-12 01:31:43 AM  
Unce, Tice, Fee tines a mady...
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Iaaaii apooove.
 
2007-08-12 01:32:05 AM  
if they take H out that would leave 25 letters, not 24. what other letter are they missing?
 
2007-08-12 01:32:34 AM  
foros.eluniversal.com.mx
ALBAMA!!!
 
2007-08-12 01:32:57 AM  
<b>Mr. Ritz:</b> <i>if they take H out that would leave 25 letters, not 24. what other letter are they missing?</i>

Think N-word.
 
2007-08-12 01:33:09 AM  
The PC police need to STFU & GBTW!
 
2007-08-12 01:33:34 AM  
This is slightly off topic, but I feel the need to share. When I was in Alabama a month ago I saw anti-littering signs all over that damn state that said "keep Alabama the beautiful". Does anyone else see how highly appropriate it is for Alabamas road signs to be gramatically incorrect?
 
2007-08-12 01:33:57 AM  
Alabamr, Daddy, "R"

I miss Kelly Bundy
 
2007-08-12 01:34:39 AM  
Mr. Ritz: wait...wat?
/seriously someoe explai


Article: H-word ("hurricane") now taboo.
Smartass subby: So's the N-Word, so only 24 letters to go now.

/it's one of those clever but not very funny types of jokes :P
 
2007-08-12 01:36:10 AM  
P.S. This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

/Hedberg forever
 
2007-08-12 01:36:34 AM  
A "tropical occurance"? fark that. If a hurricane is coming, I'd like to know so I can get the hell out of there.

I wonder if the filter will start to mess with the word hurricane now.
 
2007-08-12 01:38:06 AM  
Ok, funny eadline? But I seemed to ave missed someting. Subby are you on farking crack? Oh wait, subby missed someting, te wole farking article.
 
2007-08-12 01:39:54 AM  
MusicMakeMyHeadPound

So wait the admins got that subby was playing on all the NY bans?
 
2007-08-12 01:40:32 AM  
I see what you did there, subby. Very clever.
 
2007-08-12 01:42:13 AM  
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2007-08-12 01:43:22 AM  
zippolight2002,

"Why dont we have an general "southern" tag, like florida, but can be used for the rest of the moronic southern states".

At least I know how to use an apostrophe in a contraction and the difference between the words "a" and "an".

/A Southerner
//Kiss my grits, ya'll
 
2007-08-12 01:44:04 AM  
As long as they have enough letters to spell JAYSUS, that's all they need.
 
2007-08-12 01:44:48 AM  
Nobody'sPerfekt: zippolight2002,

"Why dont we have an general "southern" tag, like florida, but can be used for the rest of the moronic southern states".

At least I know how to use an apostrophe in a contraction and the difference between the words "a" and "an".

/A Southerner
//Kiss my grits, ya'll




Southowned...
 
2007-08-12 01:45:10 AM  
I don't see Amabama banning anything with the letter N

attractive and successful African-American
nookie
no gooder
nicotine
near sighted
NEVER
or am I just too stoopit for this thread
 
2007-08-12 01:48:37 AM  
img260.imageshack.us

It wasn't a hurricane, it was a "boating accident."
 
2007-08-12 01:48:38 AM  
zippolight2002
Why dont we have an general "southern" tag, like florida, but can be used for the rest of the moronic southern states.
Nobody'sPerfekt
Willie_The_Pimp

Southowned...

Damn. Beat to the punch.
 
2007-08-12 01:49:04 AM  
omg you farking idiots!!!

You totally fell for subbys joke. Having it be completely farking stupid WAS THE POINT!
 
2007-08-12 01:50:55 AM  
Didn't the Roman Empire get on just fine with like 20 letters?
 
2007-08-12 01:52:17 AM  
Come on, people, it's really not that difficult.

Here's a hint...what two letters are missing from the headline?
 
2007-08-12 01:53:06 AM  
Alyna_jf

I must be teh stoopit then. Because I miss teh funnay of subby stupid headline
 
2007-08-12 01:54:00 AM  
Willie_The_Pimp
N and H but my American aint all that good
 
2007-08-12 01:54:52 AM  
Ella Minnow Pea not available for comment
 
2007-08-12 01:56:24 AM  
Because, you know, not saying the "H" word will keep them away. I wonder if they whisper "tropical occurrence" just like the way the elderly whisper things like cancer and crack.

Idiots.

/sure does love when old people whisper about "the cancer"
// or "the darkies"
/// slashies for quotation marks!!!
 
2007-08-12 01:57:58 AM  
Either I am obtuse or it is the 14 beers I had but I just don't know where this is going
 
2007-08-12 01:58:22 AM  
Chiggity Chza: Willie_The_Pimp
N and H but my American aint all that good


Ok, so follow along...

Article has to do with the "H-word" being an undesirable thing in Alabama, because, obviously, the thing that that particular word refers to is something that they don't want around.

Can you think of an "N-Word" that would refer to something that Alabamans wouldn't want around?
 
2007-08-12 02:00:57 AM  
I noticed that in New Orleans, very very few people refer to Katrina by name, or use the word hurricane in reference to Katrina. They all call it "the storm."
 
2007-08-12 02:01:04 AM  
Crossing the bridge from Columbus, GA to Phenix City, Al(yes it's spelled that way)is almost like crossing into a third world country. In Alabama's defense, they sold beer on Sundays so I had to make a weekly trip.
 
2007-08-12 02:01:06 AM  
I' Birmi'g'am t'ey love t'e gover'or... A'd we all did w'at we could do
'o Watergate does 'ot bot'er me... Does your co'scious bot'er you, tell t'e trut'
Sweet 'ome Albama... W'ere t'e skies are so blue
Sweet 'ome Albama... Lord I'm comi'g 'ome to you
 
2007-08-12 02:03:17 AM  
Willie_The_Pimp

Can you think of an "N-Word" that would refer to something that Alabamans wouldn't want around?



So wait the n-word they don't want around or the n-worders? Is where I get lost. Like NY banned the n word along those lines or actually the race itself. I mean this is alabama so they want the n-word but dont want the n-worders as far as my generalizations are concerned
 
2007-08-12 02:03:35 AM  
<i><b>Willie_The_Pimp </b> 2007-08-12 01:44:48 AM

Nobody'sPerfekt: zippolight2002,

"Why dont we have an general "southern" tag, like florida, but can be used for the rest of the moronic southern states".

At least I know how to use an apostrophe in a contraction and the difference between the words "a" and "an".

/A Southerner
//Kiss my grits, ya'll



Southowned...</i>

Uhoh, here come the grammer police. And like I said before, I was just leaving work...at 8:30 in the morning. Needless to say grammer wasnt something I was giving a damn about at the time.
 
2007-08-12 02:06:48 AM  
Willie_The_Pimp:

Can you think of an "N-Word" that would refer to something that Alabamans wouldn't want around?


New Yorker?
 
2007-08-12 02:06:52 AM  
zippolight2002
Jesus it is 2 am and I am drunk off my ass and grammar bahahaha I don't even have reading comprehension.
 
2007-08-12 02:07:48 AM  
mikaloyd

Nancy boy?
 
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