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(Scotsman)   Kilt-wearing mystery man stops lunchtime mugging, leaves ladies wanting more of the "knight in tartan." Hmm... lilting accent, moustache, kilt, chivalry -- this guy could be on to something here   (edinburghnews.scotsman.com) divider line 82
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2007-08-11 11:35:31 AM  
pics.livejournal.com

Are we in Scotland??
 
2007-08-11 11:57:54 AM  
It must be Supermon!
 
2007-08-11 11:58:18 AM  
imagecache2.allposters.com


wanted for questioning.
 
2007-08-11 12:05:01 PM  
that's because he was really an egyptian:

upload.wikimedia.org

as was clearly given away by his distinctive Egyptian Burr. The guy with the French accent of course was from the Highlands
 
2007-08-11 12:38:20 PM  
He's dead sexy.

a2.vox.com
 
2007-08-11 02:26:55 PM  
Dad?
 
2007-08-11 02:27:43 PM  
Women only like men to wear tartan dresses.

/O shiate, I'm in for it now, bucko...
 
2007-08-11 02:28:16 PM  
Good on ya kilted mystery man.

Show em chivalry aint dead yet!


/Gravely wounded, but not dead!
 
2007-08-11 02:29:44 PM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-11 02:32:04 PM  
Why would you rob someone while wearing a kilt? I would think that would bring attention towards you.

/drtfa
 
2007-08-11 02:33:10 PM  
What no braveheart? farkers are slacking again
 
2007-08-11 02:33:34 PM  
img263.imageshack.us

She needs a HERO. She's holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night...
 
2007-08-11 02:33:40 PM  
GungFu?
 
2007-08-11 02:37:16 PM  
She had shoulder-length brown hair in ponytails and had two front teeth missing.

A hockey playing broad
 
2007-08-11 02:37:21 PM  
Sybarite: She needs a HERO. She's holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night...

Looks to me like she's had quite a few of them already.

and subs

and po'boys

and hoagies
 
2007-08-11 02:37:37 PM  
Sybarite: She needs a HERO. She's holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night...

www.theage.com.au

here ya go

/mugger was probably doing her a favor
 
2007-08-11 02:38:23 PM  
From TFA: She had shoulder-length brown hair in ponytails and had two front teeth missing. She was wearing a white top and jeans.

Shouldn't be too hard to recognise with 2 front teeth missing I reckon.
 
2007-08-11 02:38:25 PM  
Madman drummers bummers: Looks to me like she's had quite a few of them already.

damn you!
 
2007-08-11 02:39:55 PM  
www.peterbe.com

"Donald, whaur's ya troosers?"

Let the wind blow high and the wind blow low
Through the streets in my kilt I go
All the lassies cry, "Hello!
Donald, whaur's ya troosers?"
 
2007-08-11 02:40:40 PM  
My god... that's Sloth, from The Goonies

/VH1 Presents: Where Are They Now?
 
2007-08-11 02:42:12 PM  
caamando: Madman drummers bummers: Looks to me like she's had quite a few of them already.

damn you!


I already am damned - now that I have a Jim Steinman song on infinite replay in my head.

Off to listen to Bat Out Of Hell now
 
2007-08-11 02:43:08 PM  
Mmmmmmmmmm...hunky, heroic men with legs nice enough for kilts...

...Excuse me, I need some "alone time"...
 
2007-08-11 02:43:18 PM  
GAHHHHH! Jesus, you can't even read the article after seeing the accompanying picture. Where's the eye-bleach?
 
2007-08-11 02:44:30 PM  
tallen702: GAHHHHH! Jesus, you can't even read the article after seeing the accompanying picture. Where's the eye-bleach?

Ask and ye shall receive

i210.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-11 02:45:46 PM  
I don't know where ye've been, me lad, but I see ya won first prize?
 
2007-08-11 02:46:30 PM  
MikeJB: What no braveheart? farkers are slacking again

home.comcast.net

/Give me a second, at least...
 
2007-08-11 02:51:51 PM  
There can be only one.......
 
2007-08-11 02:54:45 PM  
home.woh.rr.com

I believe we found the suspect....
 
2007-08-11 02:54:57 PM  
dyank69: Why would you rob someone while wearing a kilt? I would think that would bring attention towards you.

/drtfa


drtfhl
 
2007-08-11 02:55:00 PM  
Bahh! Where's me kilt when I hath need it.
 
2007-08-11 02:57:38 PM  
llamabutchers.mu.nu
 
2007-08-11 02:58:08 PM  
Was the wallet full of lupins?
 
2007-08-11 02:59:14 PM  
"Yar a bonny lass, boot yar nae hittable."
 
2007-08-11 03:00:03 PM  
It was Angus Podgorny. You can tell by the remnants of blancmange on his hands.
 
2007-08-11 03:00:37 PM  
Chivalry is back?

Does this mean that feminism is dead?
 
2007-08-11 03:02:47 PM  
I figured we were intelligently designed to be mugged.
 
2007-08-11 03:04:52 PM  
Cigarette_Smoking_Man: I believe we found the suspect....

The suspect is missing HER two front teeth...

Are you sure that's the suspect, not the hero?
 
2007-08-11 03:05:23 PM  
As a man who wears a kilt "traditionally", I'm getting a kick out of these comments.

/Utilikilt Workman's sytle
//Kilt + pockets = win
 
2007-08-11 03:06:53 PM  
Fat Bastard unavailable for comment:

www.united-shops.com
 
2007-08-11 03:11:23 PM  
I din't know where ya been, dear lad, but I see you won first prize!
 
2007-08-11 03:15:53 PM  
Kilts rock.
I have two, want more.
Still haven't worked up the balls to wear one to court/work. They aren't commonly seen in the Commonwealth of Kentucky.


/semi-fat bastard
/dead sexy
 
2007-08-11 03:19:18 PM  
Dom Joly, unavailable for comment
/I bet your wondering what I got under me keelt?
//A potted geranium
 
2007-08-11 03:29:11 PM  
Faster then a run for the bathroom after a night of deep-fried Twinkies.
Able to drink a bottle of whiskey in a single swig.
Its a man torturing kittens in a plaid bag
It's a cross dresser with a beard.
No, its a Scotsman!
 
2007-08-11 03:30:13 PM  
Men in kilts are hot. Especially these.
 
2007-08-11 03:35:21 PM  
give me doughnuts

/semi-fat bastard
/dead sexy



Just remember...
You aint a fat bastard until you got knee fat.
Once you got that upper knee fat bulge
....then your in the club.
 
2007-08-11 03:35:51 PM  
HAH!

Used to drink with her and her husband in Bert's Bar in Stockbridge, Edinburgh.
 
2007-08-11 03:37:20 PM  
damn... darkhorse23 beat me to it

/though it might be too obscure
 
2007-08-11 03:37:40 PM  
AAAAHHH!!! MY EYES!!! How do Scottish women get any?
 
2007-08-11 03:48:46 PM  
Thread's over... Manic_Repressive already won
 
2007-08-11 03:50:26 PM  
i4adodge

That's what all the alcohol is for.
Scotch goggles > Beer goggles
 
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