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(ESPN)   Jeremy Irons pulls a Ki-Jana Carter and tears his ACL before playing a single game. Suck it, Bengals   ( divider line
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2007-08-10 09:39:12 PM  
You meant Kenny Irons right dumbass?
2007-08-10 09:40:33 PM

"Pain creates character distortion, it's simply not necessary. "
2007-08-10 09:41:06 PM  
2007-08-10 09:42:51 PM  
At his age, that doesn't surprise me. When did he buy the team?

...I'll whip up a liver and whey shake for him
2007-08-10 09:45:40 PM  
This is either A) an honest mistake, B) a case of a joke that is really, really obscure or C) subby is an idiot.
2007-08-10 09:55:28 PM  
This sucks and all, but they'll be OK.
2007-08-10 10:15:43 PM  
Could have been worse, he could have knocked out his teeth nose diving into a windshield.
2007-08-10 10:18:43 PM  
what a reversal of fortune.
2007-08-10 10:26:11 PM  
Actual anagram for Jeremy Irons: Minor Jersey
2007-08-10 10:56:22 PM

/closest I could get to a Jeremy Irons Face-Palm
2007-08-11 12:28:49 AM  
This one goes green?
2007-08-11 12:36:52 AM  
I love it. The thought of Jeremy Irons playing for the Bengals amuses me to no end.

Subby is an idiot, of course, but at least he's a funny one.
2007-08-11 12:37:42 AM
2007-08-11 12:47:49 AM  
I was pretty excited to find out Jeremy Irons was playing with us - I bet tearing his ACL will have an effect on his career though.

2007-08-11 02:21:31 AM  
Simon says old men shouldn't be playing professional football...


How would you differentiate between A and C?
2007-08-11 02:22:37 AM  
now he'll have plenty of time for DUI's, shooings, and whatever to get thrown in jail. you know, a typical chris henry weekend
2007-08-11 03:25:27 AM  
That's terrible news. This guy is a seriously underrated talent.
2007-08-11 03:29:05 AM  
sigdiamond2000 beat me to my Dead Ringers quote.
2007-08-11 03:52:48 AM  

/and the beat goes on
2007-08-11 04:11:05 AM  
It could have been worse:

"Daniel Day-Lewis injures His Left Foot."
2007-08-11 08:21:10 AM  
At least he was sober and unarmed when it happened.
2007-08-11 08:42:11 AM  
Hook, line, and OH MY FARKING LEG!
2007-08-11 08:43:41 AM  
I had two pigeons, bright and gay, fly from me the other day. Why is it they did go? You cannot tell, you do not know.
2007-08-11 11:54:09 AM  
CheddarPants: This one goes green?

Greenlight Envy = Small Penis

/not subby
//no greenlights
2007-08-11 12:23:45 PM  
Loved him in Dead Ringers. Good luck with the new career!
2007-08-11 12:49:02 PM  
mikemoto: Actual anagram for Jeremy Irons: Minor Jersey


Not bad, not bad.
2007-08-11 01:10:13 PM  
Carter did it against the Lions as well.

Cinci should just refrain from ever playing the Lions in the preseason.
2007-08-11 01:36:13 PM

How often do actors injure themselves? And what's this doing under Sports, anyhow?
2007-08-11 02:36:52 PM
Why did he have to wait 8 long years? Curse you, Jeremy Irons, for taking up Football (AMERICAN Football, not Soccer!) 8 years later than the world wanted you to. CURSE YOU!!!
2007-08-11 03:36:21 PM  
He was great in The French Lieutenant's Woman.
2007-08-11 04:09:16 PM  
He won't be getting arrested until next season.
2007-08-11 04:25:13 PM  
who's Jeremy Irons?

/who dey...sad for Kenny Irons
2007-08-11 05:01:27 PM  
Maybe he tripped on a suitcase midget...
2007-08-11 05:19:08 PM  
kronicfeld: Jeremy's...Iron.

Dammit, that's what I came in here to say.
2007-08-11 09:44:00 PM  
Thank god it wasn't a starter.
/Or a Linebacker

Run Rudi, Run.
2007-08-11 10:21:29 PM  
I'm afraid tearing your ACL is noncompliance.
2007-08-12 12:04:27 AM  
What's even better....

Ki-Jana Carter blew out his ACL in the preseason.....against the Lions. Then did it again the next year. If I were cincy, I'd never play detroit in pre-season again.

/popped an ACL a few years ago. Not fun.
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