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2007-08-10 12:46:26 PM
Comprendez-vous Le Suck?
 
2007-08-10 12:49:06 PM
Another Rush Hour 3 greenlit post in less than 5 minutes? Wow ;)
 
2007-08-10 12:53:31 PM
I want to stand outside the theater and give each person above the age of 17 who actually buys a ticket to this piece of shiat a complimentary kick in the balls (or a punch to the vagina, equal opportunity and all that).

Then I'll say "There, saved you the trouble."
 
2007-08-10 01:01:33 PM
Non.
 
2007-08-10 01:01:39 PM
Oui, je comprends. Mais, je ne veux pas regarder ce film.
 
2007-08-10 01:01:59 PM
Can you understand the suck oozing outta this movie?
 
2007-08-10 01:02:39 PM
comprenez-vous?
 
2007-08-10 01:02:54 PM
Get ready for everyone on Fark who hated the first two movies to post here in 3...2...1...
 
2007-08-10 01:03:07 PM
This movie will suck. Don't see it. In fact, if you know someone who will see it, tackle them and don't let them see it.
 
2007-08-10 01:03:32 PM
I remember immensely enjoying Rush Hour when it first came out, but then again I was 11 years old at the time.
 
2007-08-10 01:04:02 PM
Maxim tries so hard to get the attention of the farkers, don't they?

OK, I'll bite. "As a single heterosexual guy who loves teh boobies and my disposable income, 'Maxim' really speaks to me! Word!"
 
2007-08-10 01:04:03 PM
Ce film suce les grandes balles d'âne.
 
2007-08-10 01:05:00 PM
i22.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-10 01:05:18 PM

PolloDiablo


I want to stand outside the theater and give each person above the age of 17 who actually buys a ticket to this piece of shiat a complimentary kick in the balls (or a punch to the vagina, equal opportunity and all that).


That's why I use the gender-neutral groinpunch. It's universal, and quicker to say than either kick in the nards or the non-acronymized KHITBASH.

From a time perspective, it's equal to the kick and quicker than KHITBASH, which is a two-stage process.
 
2007-08-10 01:06:13 PM
What is the appeal of Chris Tucker? He sucks. He is a black Ben Affleck.
 
2007-08-10 01:06:31 PM
Je prie que Fark obtenu a payé plus ce lien que le film fera dans des ventes de billet.
 
2007-08-10 01:08:03 PM
"Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth?"

NO! so shut the Fark up!
 
2007-08-10 01:08:41 PM
Let me save you all a little bit if time:


Chris Tucker: Black people do things like this!

Jackie Chan: (some inaudible "slang")

Que the:

[half-naked model]

[unrealistic high speed chase]

[***explosion***]

/everybody go home now.
 
2007-08-10 01:11:01 PM
squidloe: What is the appeal of Chris Tucker? He sucks. He is a black Ben Affleck.

He was actually a pretty hilarious comic for a brief period. Then he stopped cursing. Then, we realized that most of the time the curse word was the funniest part of the joke.

/now he stars in PG-13 flicks
 
2007-08-10 01:11:09 PM
you guys must not get it.

it's Rush Hour...but in France.

in France

do you still not want to go?

It's Rush Hour...but in France

do you not see what the writers did there?
 
2007-08-10 01:11:21 PM
Nip / Tuck
 
2007-08-10 01:11:35 PM
If I click on the link will they sponsor my Total Fark?
 
2007-08-10 01:11:51 PM
Je n'est pas une pamplemousse.
 
2007-08-10 01:12:17 PM
F: Ou est le piscine?
J: Pardon moi?
F: Ou'est le piscine?
J: ...Uh...
F: Splish splash
J: ...Uh...
F: Eh...
J: Je ne comprends pas.
F: Parlez-vous le francais?
J: Eh?
F: Eh? Parlez-vous le francais?
J: Uh ....No.
F: Hmmm.
 
2007-08-10 01:13:03 PM
I could go for a cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper right about now.

/Old school
 
2007-08-10 01:13:23 PM
Okay, I'll admit it.

Every time I see the trailer and Chris Tucker says, "This man is TOO FAT!!!" I laugh and laugh and laugh. Every single time I see it. And the line about the matches.

I know all the best stuff is in the trailers, but this movie is going to make for a kick ass evening at the dollar theater.
 
2007-08-10 01:14:02 PM
membres.lycos.fr

qu'est-ce que cette maird rush hour 3em?
 
2007-08-10 01:15:49 PM
Tucker was great in Friday. Hilarious, even.

The rush hour movies? Wouldn't know, haven't seen 'em, they look like they suck.
 
2007-08-10 01:16:24 PM
La Raison c'est la folie du plus fort. La raison du moins fort c'est de la folie.
 
2007-08-10 01:19:27 PM
"I could go for a cool, refreshing Dr. Pepper right about now."

I remember. I REMEMBEEEER!
/aliens erase memory again
 
2007-08-10 01:20:03 PM
I liked the first Rush Hour and I'll probably watch this one if I happen across it on TV and I'm drunk.
 
2007-08-10 01:20:16 PM
Why do people still like these guys? Check out Tucker's last three films.

/Hint: They all contain the word "rush" in it....
 
2007-08-10 01:20:51 PM
spill_thrill

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That's just great! Thanks for giving away the entire movie!
 
2007-08-10 01:21:34 PM
I submitted a link to a new movie today. It didn't make it. I'll see if the movie makers would sponsor it for me:

The touching story of a man's struggle to overcome leprocy, coming soon: The Last Legion
 
2007-08-10 01:22:32 PM
Has anyone seen the preview where Chris Tucker hassles some Asian guy for "humiliating himself" by speaking French.

Yeah, I don't get it.
 
2007-08-10 01:23:00 PM
www.imagehoop.com

I fart in your general direction!

/Not seeing movie
 
2007-08-10 01:23:57 PM
Ex-Republican: I liked the first Rush Hour and I'll probably watch this one if I happen across it on TV and I'm drunk.

Oh, just tune in to FX next month then.
 
2007-08-10 01:25:53 PM
Ahhh, the Trilogy is finally complete. I freely admit to not having watched any of this tripe but I got to see as much Chris Tucker as I ever want to in Le Cinquième élément.

As I do with some movies, I like to imagine being a fly on the wall during the sell job in Hollywood for this movie:

Pitchmen: Okay, here's what we're spitballin'. I know it's 1997 and some say it's been done, but we're thinking of a cop buddy movie. Kinda like Lethal Weapon but wackier. Whaddaya say we put an Asian martial artist, possibly Jet Li or that Chan guy, together with a shrill-voiced black guy like Chris Rock? And here's the funny part. They don't really get along at first! See, that's where the madcap laughs will come from. That and the really shrill voice we'll have the black guy use. And then, get this, we make the black guy bad at martial arts and the Asian bad at social skills. But in the end they solve the case and become friends. This can't lose!
 
2007-08-10 01:28:38 PM
Perhaps in this installment Tucker could draw to the world's attention that Krenshaw is a street in California that runs through a tough Black Neighborhood.
 
2007-08-10 01:30:15 PM
The first one was okay, but not great.

The second one was the suckiest bunch of suck that ever sucked.

I predict this one will be worse.
 
2007-08-10 01:33:17 PM
Ratner ruined X-Men 3, why would anyone expect him not to ruin Rush Hour 3?
 
2007-08-10 01:34:26 PM
Cette film est une pile de merde est Chis Tucker est une douche.
 
2007-08-10 01:35:42 PM
Hoboclown: Ratner ruined X-Men 3, why would anyone expect him not to ruin Rush Hour 3?

Because you can't destroy something that's already a disaster?

It's kind of like going to Japan and shooting a .22 at random buildings the day after we dropped the bomb.
 
2007-08-10 01:41:30 PM
i154.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-10 01:42:52 PM
Wait, I know I've seen that joke before...

Link (new window)

Aaah, there it is. Now why on Earth would a company shilling for a movie steal a joke from a Farker?
 
2007-08-10 01:42:55 PM
unremarkable asterisk: Nip / Tuck

I see what you did there.
 
2007-08-10 01:50:58 PM
sometimes mindless movies are fun (see transformers or die hard 3). The first two Rush Hour movies were like that. This one just looks awful all around. It's like the 3rd Austin Powers movie...every possible joke dealing with the theme has been exhausted in the first two movies, so now you are going to rehash everything, but make it much much worse.
 
2007-08-10 01:53:07 PM
I just came in to say that I probably won't be going to the theater to see this film this weekend. I see that's been covered.
 
2007-08-10 01:53:51 PM
Rush hour 2 was funny.
There. I said it.
 
2007-08-10 01:56:44 PM
recycled jokes, racist humor, slapstick comedy, same 'ol plotline....yeah, it'll be number 1 at the B.O.
 
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