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(CBC)   China now trying to export Dirty Canadian Hippies (w/ would ya hit it pics)   ( divider line
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2007-08-09 03:48:23 PM  
meatloaf said it best..."don't be sad cuz 2 out of 3 ain't bad"
2007-08-09 03:52:06 PM  
Obviously OUR dirty hippies are more photogenic than YOUR dirty hippies.

jealous much?
2007-08-09 03:55:28 PM  
FarkingBastige: GurneyHalleck: Because if you're against fascism and killing things, you're a dirty hippie.

settle down, moonbeam

When you stop slaughtering the English language, Moroni
2007-08-09 03:55:36 PM

We have a winner
2007-08-09 03:56:46 PM

hit it or not... I sure wouldn't let her near my cocaine.

2007-08-09 03:59:09 PM  
Chiggity Chza:
Is that rhetorical, because my come is au naturale and those biatches better swallow because it is good for them...?

chocked full of protein.

/dammit don't spit! ya biatch
2007-08-09 04:03:53 PM  
2007-08-09 04:07:15 PM  

2007-08-09 04:09:51 PM  

Nah, those women are way out of Dashan's league. For that matter, so's the dude.
2007-08-09 04:10:39 PM  
robotwithglasses 2007-08-09 02:48:35 PM
Chiggity Chza: LedZeppelinRule

Some farkers have really high standards.

Yes they do and it daily reminds me why I never get asked out.


Robot's Profile:

naked hammocking

my neighbour Drunk Steve

/naked hammocking
//giggity...alll right!
2007-08-09 04:10:45 PM  
nucular bum: Those "hippie" chicks are hawt. Furthermore, those gals are likely more interesting to talk to than some sharp-kneed fashion victim with a pretty face. They put their freedom on the line to draw attention to human rights -- that in itself is sexy as hell.

/to me, anyway
//fark all you knee-jerk hippie haters
///a vote for me is a vote for inner beauty and a free tibet

yep... hippie haters have black hearts. It's the only thing that makes sense. "joy and love, freedom and beauty... how I hate it!" Who else would proudly exclaim something like that except for wanna be jack-boot storm troopers? Also, for the Chinese (human rights violating communists) to be militarily occupying Tibet (the spiritual heart of the world) is an atrocity.

/steps off soap box
//would definately hit it
2007-08-09 04:10:45 PM  
hell yeah I'd hit it, With a baseball bat and a nail through it. Theres only one thing i hate more than canadians, and thats hippies. In fact, I would hit it a few times.

//would really
//but I do hate canadians and hippies
///I have alot longer than cartman ever did.
2007-08-09 04:11:46 PM  
smartypants: No Such Agency

It's funny you say that, because my college had a relatively large influx of Chinese students starting my sophomore year (these were mainly the "urban" variety). A few of them actually spoke okay english, and in talking to them, it was amazing how relatively detached they were in regards to many of their own policies and some of the major issues in the world. Perhaps, as the stereotype goes, they could whoop my ass in calculus, but their only take on terrorism was, "it's bad". Well no shiat, Zhou Zhang.

They were nice as hell, but only wanted to talk about material things or dry academics.

Generalizations for the win!!!
2007-08-09 04:14:33 PM  

Need proof you are the fem...?
2007-08-09 04:16:17 PM  
AngelUndercover: No.


Bullshiat, every chick becomes a 4 year lesbian. Ok, only if they do go to college.
2007-08-09 04:17:18 PM  
FarkingBastige: GurneyHalleck: Because if you're against fascism and killing things, you're a dirty hippie.

settle down, moonbeam

I had to explain why I LOL'd to my Co-workers...thanks
2007-08-09 04:20:04 PM  
spidermann: You know that guy was there just to hit those two girls.

Do you think he showed them the sound of one hand FAPping?
2007-08-09 04:24:26 PM
My first foray into pic editing.
May go into PS pages now. I can use deh MS Paint right?
2007-08-09 04:28:42 PM  

You can do whatever you want as long as you put your mind to it. You wouldn't hit the ethnic chick?
2007-08-09 04:30:57 PM  
They're lucky they aren't of the torturable class.
2007-08-09 04:39:44 PM  
I think that the hippies from the US are better looking, so maybe not, maybe not, and not a chance.
2007-08-09 04:48:41 PM  
farkers are lucky.

They think all the world is puppies and daisies.

Some folks don't take their kind of shiat to lightly.

2007-08-09 04:50:11 PM  
airsupport: Stinky, hairy hippies.

No thanx.

Plus, if you're stupid enough to go protest human rights in China, your lofty ideals have eclipsed your common sense.

2007-08-09 04:52:17 PM  
Would hit it on 3 out of 4 of the pictures. I'll leave up to you to decide which.
2007-08-09 04:55:50 PM  

Thank you, That was my first "this".

I will never forget you, Logan.
2007-08-09 05:06:35 PM  
Might paperbag the first two... not sure though.
2007-08-09 05:20:05 PM  
Guess you now see just how good you have it, peaceniks. Go buy yourselves a clue.
2007-08-09 05:20:12 PM  
I'd flip the second one and hit her weak point for massive damage.

/the first one... slightly less massive damage.
2007-08-09 05:23:41 PM  
Fakk: The two girls: yes.
The guy: no.
The wall: No. Its crenelations are way too sharp.

2007-08-09 05:30:30 PM  
I'd stick my penis in their vaginas, if you know what I mean. Except for the last one, because I doubt that he even has a vagina.
2007-08-09 05:30:47 PM  
all three
2007-08-09 05:39:07 PM  
robotwithglasses: Chiggity Chza: LedZeppelinRule

Some farkers have really high standards.

Yes they do and it daily reminds me why I never get asked out.


would you go out with ME?

/pathetic internet loser
2007-08-09 05:40:24 PM  
//myself, that is
2007-08-09 05:57:08 PM
2007-08-09 06:07:53 PM
2007-08-09 06:08:35 PM  
[image from too old to be available]
2007-08-09 06:27:13 PM
2007-08-09 06:32:25 PM  
Not high standards to say the first chick is not cute. Second one is making a face that makes her appear ugly, she's probably good-looking.
2007-08-09 07:21:08 PM
2007-08-09 07:21:33 PM  
As an American dirty hippie that lives in China, I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

2007-08-09 07:43:31 PM  
Why did God invent patchouli?

So the blind can hate hippies to.
2007-08-09 07:47:02 PM  
Update: The hippies failed quality inspection at the border and were returned to China along with numerous other chemically tainted and substandard products.
2007-08-09 08:14:08 PM  
2007-08-09 09:04:29 PM  
In the post-facebook era, being creepy is just so much more fulfilling.

Right, Lhadon? Right, Sam?
2007-08-09 09:30:54 PM  
The first one looks like the oldest brother from Hansen.
2007-08-09 10:12:03 PM  
Canadian hippy chicks - you can braid the hair on their legs and make a blanket to keep warm on those cold winter nights. Armpits, too.
2007-08-09 10:16:41 PM

Wow. I thought I'd hit it, but I changed my mind.
2007-08-10 12:56:21 AM  
After the last comment I can say no to all three.
2007-08-10 03:08:16 AM  
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