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(CBC)   China now trying to export Dirty Canadian Hippies (w/ would ya hit it pics)   (cbc.ca) divider line 199
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2007-08-09 02:15:51 PM
Free Tibet? What, all the hotels in Israel were already booked?
 
2007-08-09 02:16:35 PM
I guess so, Yes, uh No.
 
2007-08-09 02:16:37 PM
www.nextron.ch
 
2007-08-09 02:17:28 PM
FTFA: "Canadians, all from British Columbia..."

Anyone here surprised? Anyone?
 
2007-08-09 02:17:32 PM
Just wanted to say I think it is HILARIOUS when people make fun of people trying to look serious/tough in pictures.. "i r serious this is serious" KEEP IT UP

/would not hit either of the girls
//hippie girls are prob lezbos anyway
 
2007-08-09 02:18:26 PM
Blubble:

Hell no! Those two are some seriously ugly chicks. The first one looks like Kate Blanchet's uglier sister. That's saying a lot because Kate is one ugly woman.

= tre ghey.
 
2007-08-09 02:18:38 PM
yes
yes
no
 
2007-08-09 02:19:03 PM
UnkleKrakker: LOL, I just got back from my day as NSFW banned-boy, have one on me!

I put up 3 pics for hairy-man picture eye-bleach in another thread. All three had been used before, resulting in loads of gratitude from other farkers. Today, some mod took exception to them and they were deleted.

I'll cry in your whine so as not to water down my beer.
/entendre
 
2007-08-09 02:20:42 PM
Just came in to see if Oldfarthenry posted the picture of the two hippies. I was right!

/BTW
 
2007-08-09 02:22:24 PM
Meh...everyone says 'Free Tibet' but never think of other regions such as Xinjiang or Inner Mongolia who aren't too happy about being occupied by Han China either.
 
2007-08-09 02:22:29 PM
Holden Caulfield: //hippie girls are prob lezbos anyway

plus they dont shave. anywhere
 
2007-08-09 02:23:07 PM
Hit like a Tank
Hit like a invadeing army of Japanese
Isn't gay but he is pretty handsom.
 
2007-08-09 02:23:53 PM
lefande

= tre ghey.

How did you find me out? Was it because not liking two absolutely hideous women makes someone gay? Oh I'm sorry you said GHEY. How witty of you.

Please don't tell.
 
2007-08-09 02:24:40 PM
Would hit Sam...in the face with a sock full of wood screws and then molly whop him
www.cbc.ca
 
2007-08-09 02:25:10 PM
Woot
First main page greenlight.

\O happy day
\\Canuckistan For the Win
\\\ Just to keep score Yes, Yes, and No
 
2007-08-09 02:27:14 PM
well the first one looks like a grandma that bakes pies

and the second looks like Paul Stanley from Kiss



so no
 
2007-08-09 02:27:33 PM
Stinky, hairy hippies.

No thanx.


Plus, if you're stupid enough to go protest human rights in China, your lofty ideals have eclipsed your common sense.
 
2007-08-09 02:28:10 PM
Labrat407

I had the other Canadian story about the shooting in a restaruant. First green light of the day

/Woot
 
2007-08-09 02:28:10 PM
Saying Cate Blanchet is ugly is enough to convince me.
 
2007-08-09 02:29:14 PM
If these Canadians are as sexy and funny as Colin Mochrie, then please send them to the USA. One Day Air.
 
2007-08-09 02:30:00 PM
Blubble: Was it because not liking two absolutely hideous women makes someone gay?

They're not hideous in the least, they're pretty average. If you are not attracted enough to the average member of the opposite sex of your species to have sex with them, even hypothetically, you might in fact be gay.
 
2007-08-09 02:30:47 PM
yes, yes, no (not that there's anything wrong with it)

/voting? why not
 
2007-08-09 02:31:10 PM
LedZeppelinRule

Some farkers have really high standards.
 
2007-08-09 02:31:29 PM
Would drop my bunkerbuster on the second. Leave the first for my German Shepherd (I'd make him wear a condom) and let Son of Sam watch from the bench.
 
2007-08-09 02:31:58 PM
www.cbc.ca

She's smokin!!

/bwahahahahahahaha
//hahahahahahahahahaha
///*breathless pause*
//hahahahahahahah...
/*walks away*
 
2007-08-09 02:32:07 PM
God, are both of those chicks wearing goalie masks!?

Would body check in their penalty box.
 
2007-08-09 02:32:21 PM
fappomatic

I would love to see you roll the condom on your dogs red rocket. Don't forget to squeeze the tip so it doesn't bust
 
2007-08-09 02:33:12 PM
fappomatic

Scary, we might be neighbors...?

/Southside
 
2007-08-09 02:34:13 PM
I would have sex with them. And by have sex with them, I mean I would have sex them.
 
2007-08-09 02:34:25 PM
Labrat407

Why did you capitalize "Dirty" in your headline?
 
2007-08-09 02:34:27 PM
Well, I've always said that if you want Tibet freed, it will probably take more than a bumper-sticker. However, the dreaded "Deploying the Canadian Hippies" approach still doesn't seem like a workable way of getting it done.
 
2007-08-09 02:34:56 PM
A long, long time ago, there was an old man with his children, living in a mountain village. They live a very happy life, with only one big problem: they have to climb over a big mountain to go to their field every day. So one day, the old man decided to move the mountain. With his children, they began chipping away pieces of rocks every day from the foot of the mountain.

A wise man passed by and asked him, "How can you possibly think you can move the mountain?"

The old man said, "Probably I won't. But you see, I have children. My children will have children. And they will continue. And the mountain will be moved."
 
2007-08-09 02:35:28 PM
i199.photobucket.com
"I'll take it! Hello, China? I think I have something you may want, but it's gonna cost you....that's right--all the tea."
 
2007-08-09 02:35:35 PM
ripple123

I would get drunk and have sex with them too. Sam, I would have to get tequilaed up but just maybe, might let him give me some dome. Maybe..?
 
2007-08-09 02:35:37 PM
I would have sex with them. And by have sex with them, I mean I would have sex with them.

/oops. no preview. Im sure thats some sort of Freudian slip or something
 
2007-08-09 02:37:16 PM
They are both FUGLY. They have huge, badly-proportioned noses. Plus, the hippiness doesn't help them much, either.
 
2007-08-09 02:38:36 PM
You know that guy was there just to hit those two girls.

"Yes, I do love saving the world. oh, yes, give me some more root jerky! BTW, those panties were made in China by children, you should really take them off. Good. Oh, veggie shake? sure. Hey, why don't you two hug each other, show your love for one another? Yeah, that's it. Now, stroke her back...nice. Okay, now kiss....*zzzziiiiiiipppppp*"
 
2007-08-09 02:39:07 PM
Dalai Lama

Lama Lama

hey hey

gooodbye
 
2007-08-09 02:39:20 PM
Blubble:
absolutely hideous women

You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.

While I appreciate the zeal these three put into their actions, I doubt they made a whit of difference. The average Chinese person probably does not know or care about most of what their troops are doing in Tibet (destroying ancient cultural monuments, forced abortions), as long as they have a new cell phone (urban version) or enough rice so their kids don't starve that day (rural version). And the rest of the world apparently doesn't care either as long as China keeps selling us cheap plastic shiat and hosting our sporting events.
 
2007-08-09 02:39:24 PM
Ummm... hit them with what?
 
2007-08-09 02:40:58 PM
Man, I'm glad some of you Farkers are not into hitting those wimmin because I'll take your turn and your brother's, too.
 
2007-08-09 02:41:11 PM
Free Tibet! - while supplies last.
 
2007-08-09 02:42:59 PM
spidermann: You know that guy was there just to hit those two girls.

"Yes, I do love saving the world. oh, yes, give me some more root jerky! BTW, those panties were made in China by children, you should really take them off. Good. Oh, veggie shake? sure. Hey, why don't you two hug each other, show your love for one another? Yeah, that's it. Now, stroke her back...nice. Okay, now kiss....*zzzziiiiiiipppppp*"


Spidermann FTW!
 
2007-08-09 02:44:04 PM
Chiggity Chza 2007-08-09 02:34:25 PM
Labrat407

Why did you capitalize "Dirty" in your headline?


Dirty Hippie TM

More of a proper name thing for Hippies
 
2007-08-09 02:44:30 PM
I would hit them all at the same time.

With a bus.
 
2007-08-09 02:46:00 PM
Labrat407

Oh, just curious. Do you do a lot of submitting or just on occasion?
 
2007-08-09 02:46:23 PM
We export our lesser hotties to China. Part of the trade balance.
 
2007-08-09 02:47:49 PM
To all the picky farkers: I'll take all three. Have fun with your hands tonight!

/hippie chick
//shaves
 
2007-08-09 02:47:58 PM
yes, after two pints.
yes, after a pint and a half.
maybe, after a year or so in a chinese prison. and a pint.
 
2007-08-09 02:48:05 PM
www.global-air.com
 
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