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(Some Guy)   Jessica Simpson continues to get cast in movies regardless of her inept acting   (idontlikeyouinthatway.com) divider line 33
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2007-08-09 12:28:38 AM
Or her ability to look hot.
 
2007-08-09 03:05:49 AM
Kabarf...
 
2007-08-09 03:09:25 AM
I can think of two reasons for this.
 
2007-08-09 03:13:44 AM
Hmmmm....one of the links at the bottom of TFA says JS is dating Dane Cook.

That's an awful lot of no talent suck right there.
 
2007-08-09 03:23:50 AM
(.)(.)


You're HIRED!
 
2007-08-09 03:23:57 AM
Ability and actual talent don't matter when you have big boobies. It's a law of nature. Look it up.
 
2007-08-09 03:26:15 AM
I must say, the Back Door Blondes series has really gone downhill...
 
2007-08-09 03:31:52 AM
xombie_a_go_go: Hmmmm....one of the links at the bottom of TFA says JS is dating Dane Cook.

That's an awful lot of no talent suck right there.



Could you imagine the two of them spawning & having a child?

I keep imagining Carrot Top as their child.

www.aolcdn.com

/CRINGE IN TERROR AT THE IMAGE OF CARROT TOP!
 
2007-08-09 03:52:30 AM
okyogirl79:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!
 
2007-08-09 06:03:47 AM
I can still see that picture when I close my eyes, thanks a lot tokyogirl79 !!
 
2007-08-09 06:56:30 AM
xombie_a_go_go: That's an awful lot of no talent suck right there

I agree. I hope they don't reproduce. Could you imagine the suck that would be created then?
 
2007-08-09 07:24:57 AM
xombie_a_go_go: okyogirl79:
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS!!!



Yeah, that's the great thing about being nearsighted. I was able to take my glasses off in order to avoid being horribly maimed for li---oh sh*t that's an ugly man.

Urg... here's a nice pic for the farkers who are now gouging their eyes out & bleaching them:

images.darkhorse.com
 
2007-08-09 07:30:58 AM
tokyogirl79, consider yourself forgiven.

Bettie Page makes it all better.
 
2007-08-09 09:06:20 AM
with the quality of movies that are out there now in the main stream, lack of acting talent is the least of their problems.
 
2007-08-09 09:09:50 AM
First, I'll admit I'd hit that. In fact I frequently think of slamming her from behind, grinding my loins into the cellulite on her legs and ass as I grope her pendulous funbags. But I have to ask, does she make money for anyone in Hollywood (other than herself)?
 
2007-08-09 09:25:57 AM
The Dukes of Hazzard police station bikini scene on my 60" Sony Grand Wega high-def tv makes the dvd purchase worth EVERY CENT.
 
2007-08-09 09:29:07 AM
Jessicas: Simpson, Alba, and Biel continue to get cast in movies regardless of their inept acting

FTFY
 
2007-08-09 09:49:13 AM
DVD extra Boots Are Made For Walkin' video on mute FTW.

/practically a kitten holocaust
 
2007-08-09 09:50:18 AM
If I lived in the fantasy world that is Hollywood she would have three responsibilites; look good, want me and go to acting class.

But I don't so best thing to do is just to say that I'd hit it like Zeus atop Mt. Olympus and understand that she is nothing but another spoiled Hollywood bimbo.
 
2007-08-09 09:53:18 AM
What I don't get is, it's not like hotties are in short supply. Why put up with no talent whiny disastrous whores?
 
2007-08-09 09:58:08 AM
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Suddenly I remember why she keeps getting cast in so many movies....
 
2007-08-09 10:31:59 AM
hehehehe, boobies
 
2007-08-09 10:54:23 AM
She'll never be cast in any movie that would be improved by good acting, so it doesn't bother me. Real directors don't waste their time making low quality shiat only to show off eye candy.
 
2007-08-09 11:08:28 AM
I'd hit it with the force of 10,000 Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kicks.

/seriously...the things I would eat from that woman's ass...
 
2007-08-09 11:09:57 AM
Whatever, she's farking hot.
 
2007-08-09 11:34:57 AM
She may be "hot" in the most stereotypical sense known to man (blonde, tig ole bitties, etc) but she's got a damn funny-looking nose.

Yeah, yeah, who's looking at her nose I know...
 
2007-08-09 11:37:56 AM
She looks like a farking poodle.
 
2007-08-09 12:39:41 PM
EmmaLou: Ability and actual talent don't matter when you have big boobies. It's a law of nature. Look it up.

I think it's Newton's 10th law or something like that.
 
2007-08-09 12:48:45 PM
RockIsDead: (.)(.) (. )( .)


You're HIRED!

FTFY
 
2007-08-09 02:16:57 PM
She has a nose?
 
2007-08-09 04:33:44 PM
vdantev: Suddenly I remember why she keeps getting cast in so many movies....

Suddenly the reason is pointing directly at me....
 
2007-08-09 04:47:20 PM
suddenly i realize most farkers are gay
 
2007-08-09 11:20:49 PM
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/obligatory
 
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