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(YouTube) Video I see your "jerk with a train horn," and I raise you "some guys being asshats in the drive-thru"   (youtube.com) divider line 40
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2007-08-08 07:42:01 AM  
Many of those drive-thru windows have cameras. Kids all over the country are being arrested for "assault and or battery" (varies by state) due to this stupid game.

It's bad enough to work a crappy job for just above minimum wage but, to put up with this sort of nonsense from children who have never been taught empathy is asking too much.
 
2007-08-08 08:04:45 AM  
Like it's not bad enough working a McJob, you have to deal with these jackasses too.
 
2007-08-08 08:56:44 AM  
Con_Authority: to put up with this sort of nonsense from children who have never been taught empathy is asking too much.

You yourself might want to install some cameras on your front lawn to help assist you in shooing the pesky neighborhood kids off of it.

/just teasin'
 
2007-08-08 09:04:00 AM  
The shake was a little much. Otherwise, ideally just some water, might well break up the monotony of said McJorb.
 
2007-08-08 09:25:32 AM  
And yet we still let people breed w/o a licence. These snot nosed little brats need to have to put in a few years working fast food. It's a totally thankless farkin' job but you know what, you'd be pretty ticked if the fast food places shut down because no one worked there.

We all know it's not going to happen but I'd love to see the video of those little bastards being shot in the head.
 
2007-08-08 09:37:05 AM  
It would make me smile to see these guys t-boned by a semi as they drive away. It would further warm my heart to know that they all lingered in a hospital's ICU in intense pain and agony for a few days before making a recovery that involved loss of all mobility and feeling below the waist.
 
2007-08-08 09:49:20 AM  
Pocket Ninja: It would make me smile to see these guys t-boned by a semi as they drive away.

Hell yes. Times a billion.
 
2007-08-08 09:59:40 AM  
This was on the news yesterday.

"see what dangerous game is being played across the internet and at local drive thrues"
 
2007-08-08 10:22:47 AM  
I think working one year in the service industry should be a requirement for a high school diploma.
 
2007-08-08 10:26:48 AM  
These kids obviously need a lesson. They should prosecuted to the full extent of the law for Assault and Battery.


/Big Bubba in A-block will teach them a whole new meaning for "fire in the hole" :D
 
2007-08-08 10:48:45 AM  
I don't see the humor here. But what do I know ? I suffer from maturity.
 
2007-08-08 10:54:37 AM  
CheddarPants: I think working one year in the service industry should be a requirement for a high school diploma.

I've always said that all kollidge diplomas should require waiting tables for one semester (at least) but I think your idea has more merit.
 
2007-08-08 11:02:46 AM  
not very original.
 
2007-08-08 11:31:45 AM  
If you're going to film yourself committing a crime, it's prolly best not to SHOW YOUR FACE!

I bet they get caught.
 
2007-08-08 11:33:26 AM  
I agree with everyone that says have those little dickwads work several months in one of those McMinimumWage jobs and put up with the type of shiat they dished out.

8-10 hour days. Two breaks (and none for smoking). A 20-minute lunch. And uniforms.

Have them do everything: drive-thru, cook and prep, clean from top to bottom and take out the trash. If they refuse or if they walk off the job, put their asses in jail and fine their parents.

/$0.02
//submitter
///likes to one-star and flag videos like this as "graphic violence"
 
2007-08-08 12:22:18 PM  
I hope one of a few things happens...

1. As they speed away from the drive-thru, they hit someone walking out of the store. They end up serving some time in a PMITA prison because of it.

2. The employee just happens to have a gun on him, he planned on holding up the joint when it closed up. Instead, he jumps in his car and chases the jerks, kills them all.

3. Godzilla walks by as they flee the scene, they get stepped on.

/these guys are douchnozzles to the 10th degree...
 
2007-08-08 12:29:20 PM  
Sumatra

The shake was a little much. Otherwise, ideally just some water, might well break up the monotony of said McJorb.


If you'll give me your name and the address of the place you work, I can show up with a large drink and test that theory.

/Yes
//No
///Maybe?
 
2007-08-08 12:33:32 PM  
Note to self...don't piss off ihatedumbpeople.
Can't really agree with the first possibility. Sure they get something, but they have to hit some innocent pedestrian in the process?
These guys need to take the full brunt of the karma and I would agree that the best way is to shove that brunt up a hole by a burly cellmate.
 
2007-08-08 01:03:05 PM  
 
cmt
2007-08-08 01:10:23 PM  
I wouldn't mind seeing some sort of barricade that raises and lowers to let vehicles through one at a time at a drive through. This shiat would stop immediately. On the news the other day there was a story about some asshat throwing a cup of hot sauce into a drive through attendant's face. The employee had to be treated by EMS.
 
2007-08-08 01:15:35 PM  
i see several solutions to this.

1. all drive thru employee's are equiped with grenades.

"FIRE IN THE HOLE THIS biatch!"

2. tire cutters that deactivate after the employee pushes a button.

3. record the kids and they go to jail where they will learn the true meaning of fire in the hole.
 
2007-08-08 01:23:34 PM  
I hope that once the silly boys are arrested, I hope they wind up in PMITA county lock up. Then they will have a "fire in the hole".

Jerks
 
2007-08-08 01:24:51 PM  
Johnny C: for everyone like myself who thought those guys were assholes watch this. (new window)


Should've taken the lid off the drink first.
 
cmt
2007-08-08 01:29:30 PM  
Omorda: 2. tire cutters that deactivate after the employee pushes a button.

It is probably only a matter of time until the insurance companies start requiring something like this to protect employees.

3. record the kids and they go to jail where they will learn the true meaning of fire in the hole.

Why support incarceration that will just cost the community more? Something like 200hrs community service would probably teach these dicks some empathy. Oh yeah, and since their vehicle was the tool used to commit the crime, impound it.
 
2007-08-08 02:47:06 PM  
In three months we will have an in depth report from Ric Romero on this new 'phenomenon'.
 
2007-08-08 03:12:07 PM  
What a bunch of dicks.
 
2007-08-08 03:56:52 PM  
That stuff is gonna be funny right up until some paranoid drive-thru person at 2 in the morning busts a cap in somebody's ass.
 
Bek
2007-08-08 04:15:36 PM  
EMPulse_of_KC

Should've taken the lid off the drink first.

I dunno, Dunkin Donuts cups are fairly flimsy- the impact of it landing in the car undoubtedly made it pop open and get iced coffee all over mommy's car.

/would love to see the video of that stupid asshat being beaten by his parents for ruining the driver's seat
//what idiot puts the car into park at a drive thru?
 
2007-08-08 04:53:39 PM  
i want to strangle those little farks
 
2007-08-08 04:55:21 PM  
AntiBush Quote 2007-08-08 10:48:45 AM
I don't see the humor here. But what do I know ? I suffer from maturity.


Yep, me too.

Someone needs to send these kids to Iraq for a tour. Thin out the herd.
 
2007-08-08 05:16:16 PM  
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2007-08-08 05:50:37 PM  
Tacky, offensive, vulgar, criminal and low-class. I'm talking, of course, about the use of the Comic Sans font in the titles.
 
2007-08-08 06:27:20 PM  
 
2007-08-08 06:30:28 PM  
I just had someone throw a pop at me while working at my minimum wage jorb, so I'm really getting a kick at these replies.
 
2007-08-08 06:47:42 PM  
I don't know about other fast food places, but a lot of the new / remodeled McDonald's around here have 2 lanes to order in that have a camera that takes pictures of the front end of your car so they know which order goes to which car. I'm sure they also pick up plate numbers and get a good shot of your face also.
 
2007-08-08 06:59:20 PM  
Many moons ago, at the drive-thru at Wendy's, we had a pot of coffee that sat on the burner petty much all day, achieving the temperature of molten aluminum. Some pervert pulled up to the drive-thru with his pants down having a "field day" with his little "willy-wanker." The next thing I saw was the girl at the window reaching for that pot of blazing caffeine... yup, she tossed it right into his lap! The next thing all of us heard was a blood-curdling scream... the kind of high-pitched shriek from a man whose genitals were slowly melting away!

Of course, now, one couldn't do that, but 25 years ago, instead of being arrested, the cops would wink and give you a pat on the back.
 
2007-08-08 08:13:43 PM  
stevec2usa: Many moons ago, at the drive-thru at Wendy's, we had a pot of coffee that sat on the burner petty much all day, achieving the temperature of molten aluminum. Some pervert pulled up to the drive-thru with his pants down having a "field day" with his little "willy-wanker." The next thing I saw was the girl at the window reaching for that pot of blazing caffeine... yup, she tossed it right into his lap! The next thing all of us heard was a blood-curdling scream... the kind of high-pitched shriek from a man whose genitals were slowly melting away!

Of course, now, one couldn't do that, but 25 years ago, instead of being arrested, the cops would wink and give you a pat on the back.




thanks alot, my weewee hasnt worked right since
 
2007-08-09 11:33:09 AM  
stevec2usa: Many moons ago, at the drive-thru at Wendy's, we had a pot of coffee that sat on the burner petty much all day, achieving the temperature of molten aluminum. Some pervert pulled up to the drive-thru with his pants down having a "field day" with his little "willy-wanker." The next thing I saw was the girl at the window reaching for that pot of blazing caffeine... yup, she tossed it right into his lap! The next thing all of us heard was a blood-curdling scream... the kind of high-pitched shriek from a man whose genitals were slowly melting away!

Of course, now, one couldn't do that, but 25 years ago, instead of being arrested, the cops would wink and give you a pat on the back.


That is probably the most beautiful form of justice I've ever read...Just wow. Genital burnings should be standard procedure for people like that.
 
2007-08-09 05:14:30 PM  
linked removed due to violation, or some such nonsense..

Anyone have a link?
 
2007-08-09 10:29:00 PM  
quansem: Anyone have a link?

Here's a news video on youtube that has parts of the original one: Linky (pops)

It looks like the cops are trying to catch some of these assclowns, too.
 
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