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(The Smoking Gun)   Allen Iverson's wedding gift list   ( divider line
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3406 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2001 at 9:29 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-20 09:33:08 AM  
I think this is the same list they have at Afghanistan border checkpoints.
2001-07-20 09:40:39 AM  
Ms. Cleo told me Iverson was going to break his leg this summer in a pick-up game and end his career
best $56.99 i ever spent!
2001-07-20 09:40:42 AM  
Iverson just moved onto my road last fall. After the Eastern Conf. Championships, there was a pickup game out in front of his house with what seemed like the rest of the 6rs. There was probably more than a million dollars of car parked in front of his house.
2001-07-20 09:46:38 AM  
Allan Iverson's "other" wedding gift list:

* Shaq's balls in a jar of formaldehyde
* Kobe's balls encased in a block of plastic
* Phil Jackson's balls hanging from the First Union Center rafters
2001-07-20 09:53:53 AM  
I'm surprised, but I don't see anything unreasonable on his list.
2001-07-20 09:57:12 AM  
I'd like to see that toaster and that waffle maker gettin it on! Now that would be some hot toaster action.
2001-07-20 10:02:57 AM  
Why does he live all the way out in Gladwyne?
2001-07-20 10:31:37 AM  
PsiDefect... AI lives in Gladwyne. Your profile says you claim Philly & your picture from the south street bridge is impressive, but no where near the Main Line town of Gladwyne. Are you a friend of Kat's?
2001-07-20 10:50:54 AM  
Dang, Philly farkers popping out of the woodwork now.
2001-07-20 10:56:32 AM  
We've always been a silent majority here.
2001-07-20 10:58:17 AM  
Hey Phillyguy: "Why does he live all the way out in Gladwyne?"
It's obvious, to have a shorter drive home from TGIFridays on City Line!
2001-07-20 11:05:07 AM  
While speaking of Philly, how many more games until the Phillies have finally blown their season per usual? *grin*
2001-07-20 11:08:59 AM  
Who's Alan Iverson and why should I care?
2001-07-20 11:32:16 AM  
Some basketball player of the year or something.
2001-07-20 11:37:53 AM  
I could use most of the crap on that list. Maybe I should get married.... Hmmm
2001-07-20 11:41:07 AM  
Vox8 beat me to it.
2001-07-20 11:41:54 AM  
I can post my wedding registry list if anyone's interested. It'd be the same thing, I mean, no one cares about his, either
2001-07-20 12:10:21 PM  
BunnyBir, Actually, I grew up in Gladwyne and have lived all over the Philly area (currently Belmont Hills). My mother still lives at the house that's now right across the street from Iverson's. I suppose it is a little misleading saying "my" house, but I lived there for 19 years and I was trying to avoid this long explanation as I doubt anyone other than the Philly Farkers cares (and probably most of them don't care either, but I digress...)
The reason that I said Philly in my Profile is because almost no one knows where Gladwyne is.

Vox8: Who's Alan Iverson and why should I care?

There is no hope for you.
2001-07-20 12:16:50 PM  
Philly contingent: (as far as I can tell)


Any others? Where in the Philly area do you all live?

BunnyBir, I don't know Kat except from Fark.
2001-07-20 12:22:22 PM  
you guys should have a Philly FARK party at PsiDefect's mom's house and then toliet paper Iverson's abode
....and oh yeah, get pictures
2001-07-20 12:25:44 PM  
I consider myself a suburb of Philly, I grew up in south jersey and i now live in newark, de....mainly because nobodies heard of newark, de (not to be confused with newark, nj)...I also went to computer school in philly...

either way, im delaware valley babyyy...heh heh :)
2001-07-20 01:26:17 PM  
I'm from DE. Just a hop from Philly
2001-07-20 02:24:49 PM  
Hisey, taking a cue from your profile, "what are we going to do today Brain?" "Learn who the hell the NBA's 2001 MVP is Pinky."
Phillyguy, don't you mean Philadelphia, Turkey? j/k
2001-07-20 02:32:49 PM  
BunnyBir, you've been a wonderful secretary for the last year or two, but you're fired.
2001-07-20 02:38:53 PM  
YO YO YO ... Glenside in tha haousse.... that's right home of former Beaver College
A.I. is da MAN
2001-07-20 02:47:49 PM  
Great list PsiDefect, thanks for clarifying that. Now just take that kiddie Kat off, and it is authentic!
Phillyguy, is that really you in that picture? Whatch it pal, you look real familiar! Have I had drinks with you b4?
2001-07-20 03:02:56 PM  
Guess I'm the only Farker from Louisiana :( I wonder if the smoking gun will publish my grocery list...seems they'll put up anything.
2001-07-20 04:04:06 PM  
That list is confusing.
After listening to his Rap Stylings, I'd imagine he'd be wanting gallons of biatches, 9m.m handguns, a few 40 O's, and for any other M.C.'s in da house to marvel at his rhyming skeelz and for them to shamefully step back and bow down.

He could use some more tattoos. There's still a small place on his face you can see. Maybe passing lessons would be nice too.
2001-07-20 06:47:31 PM  
1. shaq's new rap cd
2. mint flavored erection cream
3.a wok
4.a giant photo of a brown starfish
5.nerf basketball
6. pootytang
2001-07-20 08:01:15 PM  
bigred: not if you give it to them. i think it has to be obtained either through shenanegins, or freedom of information act kind of stuff.
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