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(Some Guy)   Hollywood is out of ideas: Ace Ventura Jr   (cyberscreenwriter.com) divider line 31
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2007-08-07 07:23:53 PM  
On the contrary - they are probably trying to bank off of the increasing audience of the Croc hunter's daughter.

[stops to read TFA]

Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus...

No, you're right - they're just out of ideas.
 
2007-08-07 07:35:42 PM  
Oh God, what an abortion that movie is gonna be.
 
Azu
2007-08-07 09:53:48 PM  
symphonik: Oh God, what an abortion that movie is gonna be.

Ace Ventura was the pinnacle of cinematic achievement to begin with.
 
2007-08-07 10:08:16 PM  
Now, with the help of pals Laura and tech wizard A-Plus, young Ace must bring the thief to justice and do his inane and lovable dad's memory justice.

Sounds like the Mod Squad to me.
 
2007-08-07 10:40:41 PM  
Wouldn't a kid talking with his ass lead to child endangerment charges?
 
2007-08-07 10:41:06 PM  
Submitter here. Was thinking of dressing up the headline a little bit, but after thinking about it I felt the movie title itself said it all. Seems as if the mods agreed with me.

/sounds like it should be direct to DVD
//a real Ace Ventura 3 with Jim Carrey would kick ass though
 
2007-08-07 11:06:47 PM  
I just hope it's as good as "Son Of The Mask".
 
2007-08-07 11:07:40 PM  
Didn't they learn anything from Dumb and Dumberer?
 
2007-08-07 11:09:42 PM  
Hollywood's been out of ideas. Have you been living under a rock?
 
2007-08-07 11:23:36 PM  
This marks (as far as I can remember) the THIRD instance in which Hollywood attempts to continue a comedy series without Jim Carrey's unique brand of ridiculous humor. Good job on that Son of the Mask and Dumb and Dumberer.....yeah, if they can't work out a cameo for him being "miraculously found" then this movie is doomed to failure in addition to stupidity.

I'd like to ass the producers a few questions.
 
2007-08-07 11:27:54 PM  
It's in the bone! *soft weeping* It's in the bone.
 
2007-08-07 11:56:55 PM  
if it's anything like "Son of the Mask" or whatever the fark it was called, I'm not going near it.
[never saw the whole thing, but saw bits of it.]
 
2007-08-08 12:23:38 AM  
Will this have anything to do with the animated series?

(Yes, there was an Ace Ventura animated series. Just like there was for The Mask.)
 
2007-08-08 12:57:07 AM  
Laces out, numbnuts.
 
2007-08-08 12:57:46 AM  
On the contrary this prove Hollywood has lots of ideas - all of them bad ones.

And I'm no movie snob - I loved the first Ace Ventura movie but the second one was horrible, so lets make a third without even using the star?
 
2007-08-08 02:23:17 AM  
And yet someone, somewhere will go see it. And Hollywood will continue to make crap as long as there are enough morons to buy it...
 
2007-08-08 04:53:55 AM  
....Oh HELL NO!
 
2007-08-08 07:47:56 AM  
N. S. Radieaux: (Yes, there was an Ace Ventura animated series. Just like there was for The Mask.)

They were absolutely brilliant. The Mask especially.
 
2007-08-08 07:51:09 AM  
symphonik: Oh God, what an abortion that movie is gonna be.

Looks like Carrey has the sense to be far far far far FAR away from this.
 
2007-08-08 08:09:21 AM  
Shenanigans!

And yet someone, somewhere will go see it. And Hollywood will continue to make crap as long as there are enough morons to buy it...

I guess the thing is a lot of people go to the movies, or head out to buy a/some DVDs and will watch/buy the least worst sounding movie they find. So the more trash their is, the better trash films perform.
 
2007-08-08 09:11:24 AM  
This sounds like a setup for a new animated series, not to mention toy line. I'm thinking he's going to have many cute and highly marketable animal friends. Possibly even one that (ugh) talks to him.

Expect a huge marketing blitz targetting your children.
 
2007-08-08 09:52:17 AM  
Digitalstrange: I loved the first Ace Ventura movie but the second one was horrible

The second one was bad, but the great kind of bad.
/bumblebee tuna
//bumblebee tuna
 
2007-08-08 10:17:26 AM  
Will Steve Carell be available for this?
 
2007-08-08 10:17:35 AM  
www.filmfodder.com
Not impressed, needs changing.
 
2007-08-08 12:12:03 PM  
HEY the monopoly guy!

thanks for the free parking
 
2007-08-08 01:07:59 PM  
This headline is a crappy sequel. Liked the original better.

Hollywood is out of ideas: "Ace Ventura 3" in works, starring that fat kid from "Nancy Drew" instead of Jim Carrey.
 
2007-08-08 01:21:29 PM  
Milvis22: This headline is a crappy sequel. Liked the original better.

Hollywood is out of ideas: "Ace Ventura 3" in works, starring that fat kid from "Nancy Drew" instead of Jim Carrey.


Yeah, I thought I'd seen this one before. I guess subby is out of ideas, too.
 
2007-08-08 01:47:31 PM  
MysteryMachine: This marks (as far as I can remember) the THIRD instance in which Hollywood attempts to continue a comedy series without Jim Carrey's unique brand of ridiculous humor. Good job on that Son of the Mask and Dumb and Dumberer.....yeah, if they can't work out a cameo for him being "miraculously found" then this movie is doomed to failure in addition to stupidity.

I'd like to ass the producers a few questions.


Fourth....you forgot Evan Almighty.
 
2007-08-08 02:07:49 PM  
Almost as bad an idea as:

Cast Away Part II: The Wrath of Spalding

www.solarnavigator.net

or

Braveheart Part II: Electric Boogaloo

maquinazero.files.wordpress.com

or

The Young Bravehart Chronicles of William Wallace: A New Beginning
 
2007-08-08 03:34:01 PM  
MysteryMachine: This marks (as far as I can remember) the THIRD instance in which Hollywood attempts to continue a comedy series without Jim Carrey's unique brand of ridiculous humor. Good job on that Son of the Mask and Dumb and Dumberer.....yeah, if they can't work out a cameo for him being "miraculously found" then this movie is doomed to failure in addition to stupidity.

I'd like to ass the producers a few questions.


You forgot evan almighty
 
2007-08-09 06:33:50 AM  
"Sikwuchiocha! Sikwuchiocha!!"

Ace: Let me guess...white devil, white devil?

Ouda: You speak Wachootoo?

/love that movie
 
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