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(London Times)   Large two-bedroom apartment, quiet and clean in good neighborhood. Amenities include, pool, meditation room, sex classes   (property.timesonline.co.uk) divider line 30
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2007-08-07 10:33:28 PM  
“spadominium” Is a word that should never be uttered, typed, or thought
 
2007-08-07 10:33:32 PM  
If you need classes you are already a failure.
 
2007-08-07 10:34:08 PM  
I highly recommend that Farkers visit Curbed.com (pops) every once in a while, just to see the ridiculous fin-de-siécle mess that is real estate in New York City.
 
2007-08-07 10:34:36 PM  
the internet is for porn
 
2007-08-07 10:34:49 PM  
Practice makes perfect.
 
2007-08-07 10:36:06 PM  
i enrolled for a sex class once, but dropped it after i found out there was no lab, only recitation.
 
2007-08-07 10:36:12 PM  
A cumdominium with a ribbed fence.
 
2007-08-07 10:39:27 PM  
"""Kevin Kelly, the chairman of Canyon Ranch, forecasts that by 2025 the wellness industry - encompassing food, beauty, health and spirituality - will be worth up to $1 trillion."""
====================================================================

2025? we won't be around...

//RTFA
 
2007-08-07 10:43:42 PM  
Realtor: This is the Hot Chicks Room. The breakfast table's just over this way...
Wife: Excuse me? What was that room again?
Realtor: Oh, this is the Hot Chicks Room. It's filled with assorted hot chicks, who party in here 24 hours a day. But you'd be more interested in the kitchen.
Wife: You know what? We're not going to need a sexy chicks room.
Realtor: Well, actually it's a Hot Chicks Room.
Wife: Well, whatever it is, we don't need it.
Husband: You said the same thing about the microwave, and we use that darned thing all the time.
[to realtor]
Husband: So, a Hot Chicks Room, huh?
Realtor: Yeah. The previous owner installed the room in the 80's, and I'll be honest with you, some of the chicks aren't all that hot anymore. However, they are replacable.
 
2007-08-07 10:47:11 PM  
UCB for the win. :)
 
2007-08-07 10:47:15 PM  
if you need a class, you're doing it wrong
 
2007-08-07 10:55:00 PM  
www.intriguing.com

/B.Y.O.O.
//second O stands for Oocarina
///that's a typo
 
2007-08-07 10:55:43 PM  
litwit.typepad.com

"Check your lease man, because you're living in fark city!"
 
2007-08-07 10:55:52 PM  
FTFA: studios start at $650,000 and the three-bedroom flats cost $3.5 million. The monthly service charge varies between $1,200 and $6,000 and brings an as-yet-unspecified spa entitlement.


No need for classes, you've been farked already!
 
2007-08-07 11:03:29 PM  
okay, okay... I'll say it. Wait, what?
/ducks and covers
 
2007-08-07 11:08:41 PM  
jonmiles:

Damn that sounds familuar... I keep thinking Robot Chicken, but I can't remember if that's where that's from.

/ARG!
 
2007-08-07 11:20:23 PM  
property.timesonline.co.uk

I would hit it mindfully.
 
2007-08-07 11:21:43 PM  
Sex classes? How about insert Tab A into slot B?
/And then let it rip?
//Is it really that hard?
 
2007-08-07 11:27:34 PM  
What does this mean from TFA?:

"Now, don't forget to jump off the 25ft pole in the communal garden..."

Who the hell jumps off of 25 ft poles and why is that a selling point?
 
2007-08-07 11:31:43 PM  
FTFA: One of the most distinctive elements of the Tucson retreat is the Quantum Leap, billed as a "signature challenge course". Guests are invited to strap on a harness, scale a 25ft pole and leap off. A similar pole is being installed in the garden at Miraval Living in New York, although hurling oneself from it is not a prerequisite of residency. "Quantum Leap symbolises pushing your personal limits and about trusting the group you're with," says Tara Mullins, a Miraval publicity officer who has done the jump and who is giving me a tour of the sumptuous show flats. "Some people only get as far as putting the harness on, or they climb up but don't jump." The idea is to let go - literally - of your fears.

IOW: How to prove you a complete idiot.
 
2007-08-07 11:38:01 PM  
Zen boot camp? The Buddha weeps.
 
2007-08-07 11:45:33 PM  
$650,000 for a studio, $1,200 a month for the spa, jump off a 25 ft pole-just for sex classes?

Think I'll go back to trial and error, much more fun that way!
 
2007-08-08 12:03:09 AM  
Who was the comedian who had the bit about getting laid in NY? It went something like:

"Guys from out of town visit me in Manhattan and they all want to know where they can find an easy lay. So I tell them, 'Go down to the corner and turn GHEY!'".
 
2007-08-08 12:09:41 AM  
praxis44241: Sex classes? How about insert Tab A into slot B?
/And then let it rip?
//Is it really that hard?


You tell me!
 
2007-08-08 12:29:55 AM  
"Another Tucson import will be the Equine Experience, which involves cleaning a horse's hooves. Horses are, apparently, sensitive animals who refuse to lift their hooves to stressed-out human beings."

They also refuse to understand any words but "gee-up" or "whoa" and have been known to be startled by that bright thing in the sky that rises every morning.

Thus:
"Another Tucson import will be the Equine Experience, which involves cleaning a horse's hooves. Horses are, apparently, sensitive farking retarded animals who refuse to lift their hooves to stressed-out human beings."

there we go.

Besides which, these dumb farks are paying how much to do farm chores?

/thinks horses are wonderful, beautiful creatures...wonderful,beautiful, utterly stupid creatures
//and...yeah. Sex classes are funny, too.
///"i've got a 25 foot pole you can climb"
 
2007-08-08 01:54:05 AM  
Studios at $650,000?
3 bedroom flats at 3.5 million?

for that price your damn right it better include sex
 
2007-08-08 03:28:59 AM  
 
2007-08-08 03:41:31 AM  
After working in a store that sold sex toys... you'd be surprised how many people could really use lessons.
 
2007-08-08 09:47:43 AM  
The Tucson resort offers a workshop called Partners, Pleasure and Passion, run by husband-and-wife doctors, Lana Holstein and David Taylor.

She's a cow.
 
2007-08-08 03:03:03 PM  
She's a cow.

Arent they all. I have never heard of a hot sexy deliciosu lookin sex ed teacher. Tey all deh cows.
 
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