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(tchirts.com)   Chuck Norris does not send cease and desist letters to websites: He stares them down until they give in to his demands   (tchirts.com ) divider line
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2007-08-07 06:17:47 PM  
Wait wait wait!

Their response --in addition to using four exclamation points and an emoticon in a response to a lawyer. God, that alone makes me want to punch them in the neck-- says the shirt was up for a month? They got on the Chuck meme one month ago and they imply it didn't sell because "Chucky" is a bowflex-flogging hasbeen?

Jeeze guys, Chuck Norris can't stop being Chuck Norris, he's got rent to pay. What's your excuse for using someone else's joke to try and cash in on that hasbeen's hasbeen meme months (years?) after anyone gives a shiat?

\Pot? Kettle? Douche?
 
2007-08-07 06:18:34 PM  
pwhp_67: Chuck Norris submitted this with a better headline.

Chuck Norris does not have to submit an article, we just know he has a better headline.
 
2007-08-07 06:19:15 PM  
Wait, you're not allowed to profit from someone else's property? Next you're gonna tell me it's illegal to sell pirated DVD's.

I always wondered why they call it "piracy"...
 
2007-08-07 06:19:18 PM  
CBus2008: ....Thats why people sell Licensing. You can't go out and make a million "Duke Sucks" tshirts without the duke license. Same thing applys here. ...


ahh yes, grasshopper, which is why the Suke Ducks tee should be selling like hotcakes, unless of course you paste "DUKE SUCKS" over an image of John Wayne.

/are "applys" anything like blueberrys?
 
2007-08-07 06:19:44 PM  
If tapped for it's energy, one roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris could power the country of Australia for seven and a half years, but the energy isn't needed because Australlia is still being powered by one of Bob Ross' brush strokes from 1912.
 
2007-08-07 06:20:12 PM  
Its a lie about the US dropping atomic bombs on hiroshima and Nagasaki, Chuch Norris just got into a fight with Godzilla
 
2007-08-07 06:21:01 PM  
Chuck Norris has to shave by kicking himself in the face, because only Chuck Norris can cut Chuck Norris.
 
2007-08-07 06:21:03 PM  
Chuck Norris once convinced Tatsuma that Zionism was a flawed policy, both politically and theologically.

Chuck Norris made Tatsuma disappear. Not even Chuck Norris knows what he did to Bevets.
 
2007-08-07 06:21:07 PM  
BrknPhoenix: If I recall correctly, the "Chuck Norris meme" used to actually be the "Vin Diesel meme", but it was a lot more obscure. I remember reading all of the jokes and Vin Diesel was the named person. About a month later this "meme" had gotten underway and all of a sudden someone has substituted Chuck Norris in instead.

/interesting factoid


Not exactly. They were listed on the same original site, along with Mr. T Facts (i.e. "Forty seven. That's the number of fools Mr. T has pitied in the time it's taken you to read this sentence.") But the Chuck Norris jokes took on a life of their own and there are far more original Chuck jokes than others.
 
2007-08-07 06:21:18 PM  
Bob Ross doesn't paint, he kindly asks the oils to arrange themselves nicely.
 
2007-08-07 06:21:36 PM  
The article was wrong! Norris does get publicity thru the little 12 year olds that play warcraft. Anyone who plays knows the mind numbing stupidity of Barrens Chat.

As a side note... they should totally print the cease and desist letter letter on a tshirt.
 
2007-08-07 06:22:01 PM  
socquitor: are "applys" anything like blueberrys?

I don't know, did Chuck Norris ever make them extinct while baking the biggest pie every created in the sun, eat it, and then repopulate the "applys" population on the planet by farting half-heartedly?
 
2007-08-07 06:22:25 PM  
I Like Bread: Old and busted: Chuck Norris
New hotness: Bob Ross

Bob Ross has never appeared on his show in person. He paints his likeness onto the film in real-time.


BUAHAHAHAHA. Okay, I was on board for the Chuck Norris jokes, as they filled a void left when I outgrew "your mom" jokes when I was 10. But YOU, sir, have found a BETTER ONE.
 
2007-08-07 06:23:25 PM  
Chuck Norris could find Osmama Bin Laden.
 
2007-08-07 06:23:33 PM  
Chuck Norris once went down on Janet Reno...with his eyes open
 
2007-08-07 06:23:40 PM  
CBus2008: I don't see how Norris's laywers did anything wrong here?

Is anyone saying they did?

No. They just think it's fun to talk about Chuck Norris.

/Chuck Norris
 
2007-08-07 06:23:51 PM  
After each meal, Chuck Norris eats his knife and fork, then shiats out paperclips and the paperclips come out all linked together.
 
2007-08-07 06:24:29 PM  
chuck norris is getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2007-08-07 06:25:06 PM  
From Bob Ross's wikipedia entry:

...one of his hobbies apart from painting was to take in injured or abandoned squirrels and other assorted wildlife and look after them.

Aw, could he be any sweeter? Doesn't your day seem happy and sunny and marshmallow-y now?
 
Azu
2007-08-07 06:25:28 PM  
I like the Bob Ross jokes, because Bob Ross was a genuine guy, a nice guy, a guy we can all aspire to be when we grow up.

Charles was a martial artist who was in a bunch of shiatty TV shows and is a fundamentalist wackjob.

Bob Ross wins, hands down.
 
2007-08-07 06:25:49 PM  
I'm over it now:Chuck Norris could find Osmama Bin Laden.
If his hideout wasn't camouflaged by Bob Ross' oil paints
 
2007-08-07 06:26:07 PM  
pwhp_67: Chuck Norris once deflowered a virgin just by squinting in her general direction.

I read that as squirting.

/Need to clean my contact lens
 
2007-08-07 06:26:58 PM  
Lord_Dubu: chuck norris is getting a kick out of these replies.

I don't know about that. Is he anything like Chuck Norris. You know him, he's the guy who kills people who don't capitalize his name....with those paperclips mentioned earlier.
 
2007-08-07 06:27:21 PM  
Mr. Norris reserves all his rights, including the right to take legal action as necessary to halt your unlawful conduct. kick your scrawny screen printing asses!

There lawyer guys FTFY.
 
2007-08-07 06:28:23 PM  
CBus2008: I don't see how Norris's laywers did anything wrong here?

Everyone here believes this is a fraudulent letter. The REAL Chuck Norris wouldn't need lawyers ...
 
2007-08-07 06:28:40 PM  
allow me...
i26.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-07 06:28:53 PM  
Bob Ross and Dick cheney are really twins. Bob Ross got all the hair and talent; Dick Cheney... um... shot an old man in the face.
 
2007-08-07 06:30:02 PM  
Jimmy Hoffa once beat Chuck Norris at darts.
 
2007-08-07 06:30:03 PM  
Chuck Norris is a little biatch. He has nothing on Candlejack. Now there's a figure to be fea--
 
2007-08-07 06:30:05 PM  
protectyourlimbs: Chuck Norris once went down on Janet Reno...with his eyes open

OH NOES!
 
2007-08-07 06:30:07 PM  
The Flux Compasitor runs on Chuck Norris's toe nail clippings
 
2007-08-07 06:31:48 PM  
Gilligan_Buddy: I read that as squirting.


I suppose that works too...
 
2007-08-07 06:33:12 PM  
BrknPhoenix: If I recall correctly, the "Chuck Norris meme" used to actually be the "Vin Diesel meme", but it was a lot more obscure. I remember reading all of the jokes and Vin Diesel was the named person. About a month later this "meme" had gotten underway and all of a sudden someone has substituted Chuck Norris in instead.

/interesting factoid


Funny thing though. This whole fad started on WoW and went from Vin Diesel then to Chuck Norris. I first saw it pop up in the barrens chat. If you know WoW then you know what I'm talking about. Proud to be WoW free for 8 months...lol

Azu: Chuck Norris is a lame-ass actor with huge ironic moronic appeal.
 
2007-08-07 06:34:16 PM  
thewah

Is he anything like Chuck Norris. You know him, he's the guy who kills people who don't capitalize his name....with those paperclips mentioned earlier.

After the k. d. lang thread I didn't want to take an capitalization risks.

/old and busted: grammar and irony Nazis
//new hotness: capitalization Nazis
///it's a comments thread not a term paper
////you'll get over it
 
2007-08-07 06:35:01 PM  
BrknPhoenix: If I recall correctly, the "Chuck Norris meme" used to actually be the "Vin Diesel meme", but it was a lot more obscure. I remember reading all of the jokes and Vin Diesel was the named person. About a month later this "meme" had gotten underway and all of a sudden someone has substituted Chuck Norris in instead.

I remember that.
 
2007-08-07 06:36:44 PM  
BrknPheonix

These have stemmed into a few different lines of jokes..

ive seen steven segal.. the hoff..

when david hasselhoff was born the nurse looked at him and said "holy shiat, your david hasselhoff," she immediately had sex with him. at that point she was the third woman hed had sex with.
 
2007-08-07 06:39:11 PM  
i'm bob ross, so i'm getting a kick out of all this.

not from chuck though, that might hurt
 
2007-08-07 06:39:20 PM  
Chuck Norris got bored and counted to infinity. Twice.
 
2007-08-07 06:40:33 PM  
I also love tchirts.com's lame attempt at a witty retort. "In fact I don't think Chucky got any publicity this past year other than through our website and the Bowflex," is especially funny since the exercise equipment Chuck Norris endorses is the Total Gym. Maybe tchirts.com should get in cahoots with Bowflex so that they, too, can actually have consumers know who they are.
 
2007-08-07 06:40:39 PM  
Awesome. Farkers complaining about old and tired memes. This is the florida retirement home of lame memes.

DIAF, I'm getting a kick, slashie, LOLcats, profit! wheres our 'tired tag', this. is. where. they. go. to. die. for. EVAR!, FTW.

/farkers claiming 'old' IS a meme.
//make a joke and get over yourself
///I made 3 slashies!
//// call romero!
 
2007-08-07 06:42:14 PM  
Ghettodev: Awesome. Farkers complaining about old and tired memes. This is the florida retirement home of lame memes.

DIAF, I'm getting a kick, slashie, LOLcats, profit! wheres our 'tired tag', this. is. where. they. go. to. die. for. EVAR!, FTW.

/farkers claiming 'old' IS a meme.
//make a joke and get over yourself
///I made 3 slashies!
//// call romero!


this.

/basically had to.
 
2007-08-07 06:43:27 PM  
They sold zero of the T-shirt and I know why...

If you ever saw a real Chuck Norris shirt, your eyes would explode from its awesomeness.
 
2007-08-07 06:43:33 PM  
Chuck Norris got his farking ass beat in Enter the Dragon.
 
2007-08-07 06:43:45 PM  
i thought sponsored links usually said "sponsored" in there somewhere...

a lame c&d makes it on the front page of fark? i have lost faith in everything i have ever believed.
 
2007-08-07 06:45:50 PM  
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
 
2007-08-07 06:45:59 PM  
nothingdaze: i have lost faith in everything i have ever believed.


There is also no Santa. I know, I know...
 
2007-08-07 06:50:13 PM  
socquitor: CBus2008: ....Thats why people sell Licensing. You can't go out and make a million "Duke Sucks" tshirts without the duke license. Same thing applys here. ...


ahh yes, grasshopper, which is why the Suke Ducks tee should be selling like hotcakes, unless of course you paste "DUKE SUCKS" over an image of John Wayne.

/are "applys" anything like blueberrys?



No one would understand that. There's no way they'd believe The Duke sucks.
 
2007-08-07 06:50:47 PM  
protectyourlimbs: Chuck Norris once went down on Janet Reno...with his eyes open

DO NOT WANT. Can we get some mind bleach in here?
 
2007-08-07 06:52:15 PM  
At the age of 1 Chuck Norris put a mugger in the hospital using only his binky.
 
2007-08-07 06:52:16 PM  
yyrkoon: Chuck Norris doesn't always drink beer, but when he does he drinks Dos Equis Dosecies.

FTFY

/not too obscure - mainstream marketing campaign
//A for effort, though
 
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