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(KSL)   Jailed polygamist Tom Green leaving his multiple husbands, returning to his multiple wives   (ksl.com) divider line 108
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2007-08-07 01:55:38 PM
His bum is on the ice
His bum is on the ice
Look at him
His bum is on the ice
 
2007-08-07 02:13:32 PM
Green was convicted of bigamy in 2001, and in 2002 was convicted of rape of a child for marrying a 13-year-old girl.

That girl is now his legal wife.


Well, that was big of him.
 
2007-08-07 02:25:23 PM
Daddy would you like some sausage?
 
2007-08-07 02:36:02 PM
What does Roman Grant thing of all this?
 
2007-08-07 02:47:55 PM
Damn, not only does he get Drew Barrymore, but he gets multiple wives?
 
2007-08-07 03:17:51 PM
no hero tag?
 
2007-08-07 03:31:12 PM
Freddy Got Fingered, indeed.
 
2007-08-07 04:34:46 PM
I don't get why it's such a big deal, other than the young age of the wife. If a guy wants to live with three women and they all agree to be a family and bear his children, what's the problem?
 
2007-08-07 05:09:38 PM
www.iptv.org

Sorry, no relation.
 
2007-08-07 05:27:21 PM
Does a moose count?
 
2007-08-07 05:27:24 PM
Awesome headline, subby!
 
2007-08-07 05:27:46 PM
entimg.msn.com
wanted for questioning
 
2007-08-07 05:28:27 PM
bravo on the title.
 
2007-08-07 05:28:47 PM
BEAT GLEN WITH A LOAF OF BREAD
BEAT GLEN WITH A LOAF OF BREAD
BEAT GLEN WITH A LOAF OF BREAD
BEAT GLEN WITH A LOAF OF BREAD
BEAT GLEN WITH A LOAF OF BREAD
 
2007-08-07 05:28:54 PM
Does anybody like me yet? CAN I STOP DOING THIS?
 
2007-08-07 05:29:53 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

I can't wait to tell my husband!
 
2007-08-07 05:30:36 PM
Utahrd.
 
2007-08-07 05:31:51 PM
It's bad enough having to talk to one wife let alone three.
 
2007-08-07 05:32:17 PM
img160.imageshack.us
 
2007-08-07 05:32:39 PM
Just in time to vote Romney!
 
2007-08-07 05:32:46 PM
badgerb: It's bad enough having to talk listen to one wife let alone three.

FTFY
 
2007-08-07 05:32:58 PM
Thank god we are putting these soulless bastards in jail
 
2007-08-07 05:33:18 PM
i16.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-07 05:33:22 PM
SuperCrackMonkey: I don't get why it's such a big deal, other than the young age of the wife. If a guy wants to live with three women and they all agree to be a family and bear his children, what's the problem?

He's got something like 30 kids. They are all on welfare. IIRC he went to jail the first time for welfare fraud.
 
2007-08-07 05:33:23 PM
Most guys complain about having one wife... Having multiple wifes telling you to put the toilet seat down must be a complete drag.
 
2007-08-07 05:33:52 PM
There are so many good Tom Green pics on GIS

www.boxoffice.com
us.movies1.yimg.com
 
2007-08-07 05:33:56 PM
i139.photobucket.com
/seemed appropriate
//not mine
//GIS for hot polygamist isn't as promising as it sounds
 
2007-08-07 05:35:56 PM
Only in America.


And some rural tribes in Africa.
 
2007-08-07 05:36:18 PM
badgerb: It's bad enough having to talk to one wife let alone three.


That's about the only advantage as far as I can tell. You keep them in a group like that, they probably never stop talking to each other; you get the TV and sweet, sweet peace...
 
2007-08-07 05:38:12 PM
I like your thinking pwhp_67 but I ain't moving to Utah.
 
2007-08-07 05:39:09 PM
submitter: Jailed polygamist Tom Green leaving his multiple husbands, returning to his multiple wives

Shouldn't that be "Jailed child molestor..."

I don't see anything wrong with polygamy, as long as it's between consenting adults.

I just hate the way the media always makes it sound like the primary crime these guys are in trouble for is having more than one wife.
 
2007-08-07 05:40:40 PM
Child rape....6 years and then he walks free. What a sickening joke.
 
2007-08-07 05:40:43 PM
No Mitt Romney pics?
 
2007-08-07 05:41:55 PM
attractin' the females, my body's a magnet...

obscure?
 
2007-08-07 05:43:43 PM
I'm too behind on my work to go into the two-dozen or more points on why polygamy is bad for society. (Too many of these polygamy threads. I should just save a list of the evils of that sickness and post it every time one comes up.)

Someone tell SuperCrackMonkey for me, or check my other posts.

Or, better yet, JUST ONCE listen to what the victims of polygamy have to say before you fire off your "who cares?" comments.

It's not helping freedom if you allow a system that creates slavery. Not everything can be legal just because it makes you shrug.
 
2007-08-07 05:45:31 PM
"Oh sh.. there goes the neighborhood."

/Obscure?
 
2007-08-07 05:46:29 PM
Yea, so, you can't have multiple wives however there is nothing wrong with having hundreds of sex partners (that may or may not be pregnant as a result).

How does this make any sense legally?

I can understand an issue if many children are on welfare, however that is still possible even with only one wife.

If a man can do well enough (financially) to have multiple wives, the only people this harms are the men who lose out on these potential wives due to being inferior on an income level.
 
2007-08-07 05:47:13 PM
Leaving his f*gs for his hags?
 
2007-08-07 05:47:51 PM
pwhp_67 either that or they wait for you to fall asleep and kill you in a ritualistic slaying whereby your body is found dusted with lime, laid within a pentagram, anointed with hot wax and a chicken's head is inserted in some unmentionable orifice.

/just sayin'
 
2007-08-07 05:51:11 PM
kraut7: I'd like to take this opportunity to say that if you're not watching Big Love on HBO, you're missing one of the best shows on TV. The only thing even on the same level is The Wire.

There are only 3 or 4 shows that I watch, and Big Love is one of them. Its a great show with an interesting premise, 3 attractive women, and Harry Dean Stanton.
 
2007-08-07 05:52:50 PM
images.wikia.com

8 year olds, dude.
 
2007-08-07 05:55:39 PM
Squidgilum: I'm too behind on my work to go into the two-dozen or more points on why polygamy is bad for society. (Too many of these polygamy threads. I should just save a list of the evils of that sickness and post it every time one comes up.)

Someone tell SuperCrackMonkey for me, or check my other posts.

Or, better yet, JUST ONCE listen to what the victims of polygamy have to say before you fire off your "who cares?" comments.


Victims of polygamy? What the fark is that (oh no! I've been polygamized)? Maybe you mean victims of child/spousal abuse. I don't really see what having more than 2 people in a marriage has to do with it, other than the fact that some sick farks that like to abuse their spouses also go in for plural marriage.

It's not helping freedom if you allow a system that creates slavery. Not everything can be legal just because it makes you shrug.

Everything
should be legal unless you can show that it consistently causes harm to non-consenting victims.

Maybe you should campaign a little more against the real problems here:
Under-aged marriages
Arranged marriages
Spousal abuse
Child abuse
 
2007-08-07 05:55:54 PM
vandelay: There are only 3 or 4 shows that I watch, and Big Love is one of them. Its a great show with an interesting premise, 3 attractive women, and Harry Dean Stanton.

Wouldn't it be more fitting for the theme of the thread to say:

There are only 3 or 4 shows that I watch, and Big Love is all of them?

/ that's how I read it at first glance, actually
 
2007-08-07 05:59:11 PM
Marrying a 13 year old girl is a problem.

However, if consenting adults want to engage in polygamy, who are we to tell them they can't. Many of our our political figures are on their 2nd and 3rd wife.
 
2007-08-07 06:04:38 PM
fappomatic: pwhp_67 either that or they wait for you to fall asleep and kill you in a ritualistic slaying whereby your body is found dusted with lime, laid within a pentagram, anointed with hot wax and a chicken's head is inserted in some unmentionable orifice.

/just sayin'


No..no..youre thinking of Jewish ritual murder. They do that right before they poison the wells.

/jk
//Conductor, is there a dining car on this train?
 
2007-08-07 06:04:53 PM
Xenow
Yea, so, you can't have multiple wives however there is nothing wrong with having hundreds of sex partners (that may or may not be pregnant as a result).

How does this make any sense legally?


Ive wondered this myself. A society that encourages multiple sex partners, and then suddenly gets weirded out when someone marries them...

One relavent biblcal story is when a few peeps whined about Moses taking a multiple (and black!) wife. God came done and smacked them, and told them "Shut your face, I told him to take another wife" (Numbers 12)

I think the issue, though, is that one or more of his wives were a litle too young for modern ideas of "marriage age"
 
2007-08-07 06:07:35 PM
mtylerjr: Xenow
Yea, so, you can't have multiple wives however there is nothing wrong with having hundreds of sex partners (that may or may not be pregnant as a result).

How does this make any sense legally?


...

I think the issue, though, is that one or more of his wives were a litle too young for modern ideas of "marriage age"



Well who are you, or any of us, to impose our bourgeois notions of what 'marriagable age' might be on anyone else?
 
2007-08-07 06:11:04 PM
Well who are you, or any of us, to impose our bourgeois notions of what 'marriagable age' might be on anyone else?

There's something called "THE LAW" which society has deemed proper to determine a marriagable age. Duh.
 
2007-08-07 06:12:11 PM
SuperCrackMonkey: I don't get why it's such a big deal, other than the young age of the wife. If a guy wants to live with three women and they all agree to be a family and bear his children, what's the problem?

But is it consent though? Religions/cultures that allow Polygamy rarely, if ever, allow Polyandry and are often characterized by a militant form of patriarchy. Now, if a woman has been told all her life that her only purpose to be a wife and mother, and is not allowed to have any independence or experiences that may teach her how to make her own decisions, then is she really "capable" of giving consent?

It just makes me wonder this though. What sort of guy wishes the religious right and authority to *marry* as many women as he wishes and live with all of them as their husband and head of their family? If you have the answer, then you have figured out my biggest problem with this case.
 
2007-08-07 06:15:11 PM
Kuta: Well who are you, or any of us, to impose our bourgeois notions of what 'marriagable age' might be on anyone else?

There's something called "THE LAW" which society has deemed proper to determine a marriagable age. Duh.


There's something called "THE LAW" which says two men can't get married either, and a lot of people say there's something wrong with that.

/PS. Check your sarcasm meter.
 
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