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(MSNBC)   Britney Spears hits a parked car. EVERYBODY PANIC   ( divider line
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4018 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 07 Aug 2007 at 12:47 AM (9 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2007-08-06 09:02:22 PM  
The photo agency reports Spears and her new puppy

Because they wear out so fast.

How many dogs does she have now?
2007-08-06 09:25:14 PM  
You try to park your car while a mob of 100 people surrounds you shouting questions at you and taking your picture.
2007-08-06 09:39:38 PM  
First I thought Britney Spears was just funny. Then I began to despise her. These days, I only pity her.
2007-08-06 09:48:44 PM  
The only thing that surprises me about this story is that her kid wasn't the one driving.
2007-08-07 12:47:53 AM  
Hit me baby one more time?
2007-08-07 12:49:35 AM  
hoof hucking hairs?
2007-08-07 12:50:34 AM  
So should we just have a submission Tab for Britney that has:
2007-08-07 01:29:33 AM  
Was that Scary Britney, Posh Britney or Sporty Britney?
2007-08-07 01:44:29 AM  
Alex and his droogs do NOT approve:

Britney's explanation for the fender-bender was as follows: "Appy-polly-loggies. I had something of a pain in my gulliver so I had to sleep. I was not awakened when I gave orders for awakening."
2007-08-07 01:58:28 AM  
If only she was going 120mph when she hit it.damn
2007-08-07 02:02:44 AM  
"Was that Scary Britney, Posh Britney or Sporty Britney?"

That'd be Cellulite Britney.
2007-08-07 02:15:58 AM  
Gotta keep that damn Lohan from getting all the headlines.
2007-08-07 02:22:54 AM  
She's still alive?
2007-08-07 02:38:00 AM  
How stupid. Like none of us has ever done something like this at one point in time.

I've accidentally hit a wall once while trying to park. It was in my college's super narrow & ill-lit parking deck. Granted, Spears was probably in a well lit parking lot, but it's still understandable. This would never had even made the news if it were some other famous celebrity that was in better standing, like Tom Hanks or erm... are there any other celebrities out right now that aren't doing some sort of stupid Darwin-esque hijinks?

/now granted I use the term celebrity in a very loose term when it comes to Spears
//it's almost as loose as Spears's [CENSORED]
2007-08-07 03:00:29 AM  
You know, personally i think spears is the most screwed up girl on earth.....but, i have to agree, with the crap-mag-photographer beat down. Anyone who follows you around and gets in your face like they do ,deserves to get his ass handed to him. I'm a photographer myself,and it's very easy to get a good shot, with a zoom lens, while not being annoying. Those ass-hats are just TRYING to get hit, so they can sue. Personally ,if i was a rich celeb,i'd hire some guys to follow me around at a distance and beat the crap out of anyone pulling that shiat! Carnival masks and baseball bats anyone ?
2007-08-07 03:03:17 AM  

I've accidentally hit a wall once while trying to park.

What girl hasn't?
2007-08-07 03:22:58 AM  
2007-08-07 03:57:40 AM  
Tourney3p0: tokyogirl79:

I've accidentally hit a wall once while trying to park.

What girl hasn't?

(smacks Tourney3p0)

Yeah, but at least I was able to find the parking spot. :P
2007-08-07 04:57:34 AM  
The very first DAY my friend's mom bought a new car, her son backed the car into the wall. The car was fixed and the day she brought it home she backed it up against the garage door.

/brittany, paris, nicole, lindsey, mel gibson, Eve, John Ventimiglia(sopranos), Michelle Rodriguez (Lost), Brandy, Shemar Moore(Young and the restless), all need chauffeurs

//There are more - too lazy to find them
///Lindsey wins for the most google hits for 'actress dui' etc.
2007-08-07 05:05:09 AM  
A few months ago, I hit a parked car while parallel parking. I was watching the car approaching behind me thinking he was going to hit me, and didn't pay attention to the brand new Caddilac I was parking behind. I just heard this scraaap and my heart just belly-flopped. I went into the resturant and found the owner and fessed up, yadda yadda yadda... They should have an insurance discount for being an honest citizen IMO LOL.

It sucked though, cuz I always make fun of people doing stupid stuff like that.
2007-08-07 06:52:25 AM

/apologies all around.
2007-08-07 09:14:15 AM  
She hasn't had a hit in a while.
2007-08-07 11:00:30 AM  
Tourney3p0: tokyogirl79:

I've accidentally hit a wall once while trying to park.

What girl hasn't?

Especially a japanese one

//bigot mode disengaged
2007-08-07 11:30:37 AM  
whiskeyinthejar: First I thought Britney Spears was just funny. Then I began to despise her. These days, I only pity her.

2007-08-07 01:06:28 PM  
Meadow Soprano unavailable for comment...

/is good at parallel parking
//just jinxed myself im sure
2007-08-07 01:39:07 PM  
Submitter Britney Spears hits a parked car. EVERYBODY PANIC

Was the car wearing a condom?
2007-08-07 01:39:33 PM  
Brit Brit is so classy y'al
2007-08-07 04:03:54 PM  
Check out the vid on TMZ and you'll not only see her hit the car pretty good in the rear, but she'll also bounce her door off the same car twice before getting out! Of course she was only worried about her own car.....
2007-08-07 08:18:38 PM  
They also have the vid on WhatWouldTlyerDurdenDo.....cant rember if you can post other sites. (hehe dont want to get into trouble) but they have the vid of her doing it. And it is lame, shes not even driving that fast and she hits it. And she checks out her car and then just leaves.

/the site WWTDD is semi nsfw
//depending on what he has up
////hehe slashies
2007-08-07 11:07:37 PM  
I saw the video for this. She called herself a brainiac when it happened. I thought it was funny..
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