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(NMB 6)   The Florida Tag hops a fence and spends a warm Sunday in Washington, D.C   (nbc6.net) divider line 33
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2007-08-05 09:33:32 PM  
PWN3D
 
2007-08-05 09:34:03 PM  
The headline said he was naked, but the story didn't?
 
2007-08-05 09:34:07 PM  
HA HA Boobies
 
2007-08-05 09:35:38 PM  
Too bad he didn't get a shot off at Bush.
 
2007-08-05 09:37:16 PM  
Alcohol, it's a hell of a drug.(?)
 
2007-08-05 09:37:41 PM  
johnphantom: Too bad he didn't get a shot off at Bush.

Then Darth Cheney could be the prez.... Actually I think Cheney would make better prez than Bush...
 
2007-08-05 09:42:18 PM  
johnphantom: Too bad he didn't get a shot off at Bush.
I don't know about you but I can't cum faster than it would take for the secret service to tackle me. Although it would be funny if bush got a facial.
/Because then the terrorists would win
 
2007-08-05 09:43:13 PM  
Oldiron_79:
Then Darth Cheney could be the prez.... Actually I think Cheney would make better prez than Bush...


Same difference. Bush is just the face of Cheney's presidency.
 
2007-08-05 09:44:13 PM  
According to this article, he wasn't naked, but said he was not fully clothed. It also states he's bi-polar.

Florida man jumps White House fence
 
2007-08-05 09:46:01 PM  
johnphantom: Too bad he didn't get a shot off at Bush.

Read the link I posted. Bush was at Camp David when this happened.
 
2007-08-05 09:47:00 PM  
Oldiron_79: johnphantom: Too bad he didn't get a shot off at Bush.

Then Darth Cheney could be the prez.... Actually I think Cheney would make better prez than Bushiathought Cheney was already president & Bush was his meat puppet.
 
2007-08-05 09:52:44 PM  
Cheney/Cthulhu '08, why settle for the lesser or two evils.
 
2007-08-05 09:58:26 PM  
funny headline, subby, but, stupid article.
 
2007-08-05 09:59:31 PM  
falkensmaze: According to this article, he wasn't naked, but said he was not fully clothed. It also states he's bi-polar.

Florida man jumps White House fence


that makes sense, I figured it was someone off their meds or something
 
2007-08-05 10:09:22 PM  
uglybird: falkensmaze: According to this article, he wasn't naked, but said he was not fully clothed. It also states he's bi-polar.

Florida man jumps White House fence

that makes sense, I figured it was someone off their meds or something


That's what I thought too.
 
2007-08-05 10:18:55 PM  
Investigators told her Arrieta wanted to talk to President Bush about a chip in his head, but the President wasn't even home at the time. -fm's link.

Now he does have a chip in his head. That'll learn him to be "bipolar-while-Hispanic!"
 
2007-08-05 10:30:37 PM  
Article claims man is from Cocoa Beach. I call shenanigans. Now if he were from Cocoa, I'd understand.

Cocoa is to Cocoa Beach as Mulberry is to Lakeland...as Sanford is to Orlando...as Gorst is to Bremerton.

/okay, that last one isn't in Florida, but it is in Washington.
//okay, wrong Washington.
 
2007-08-05 10:30:46 PM  
falkensmaze: According to this article, he wasn't naked, but said he was not fully clothed. It also states he's bi-polar.



Does that mean he faps to the Arctic and the Anartic?
 
2007-08-05 10:41:55 PM  
How long until Brevard County gets its own tag?


Go Rockledge!!
 
2007-08-05 10:45:01 PM  
Is it too soon to propose a wall between Florida and the rest of us?
 
2007-08-05 10:48:47 PM  
Headline made me chuckle. Sounds like the plot to a musical from the 50s.
 
2007-08-05 10:54:43 PM  
Over the fence?

I'm surprised he made it *that* far. When I've walked past there's always at least 2 armed guards standing outside the main gate.

/does it strike anyone else that if the US had a proper leader they wouldn't need a fence?
//thats enough there, put the idealistic fantasies down and step away.
 
2007-08-05 11:13:35 PM  
I think you've all missed the point!

A new Cliché is born!!

/slashes Rock!
 
2007-08-05 11:16:47 PM  
We need to keep everyone south of Washington D.C. out ...

/wait, what?
 
2007-08-05 11:17:44 PM  
I'm surprised he made it *that* far. When I've walked past there's always at least 2 armed guards standing outside the main gate.


You have obviously never played "Hitman." You have to throw a coin against the west wall to make them run over in that direction before you jump the fence.
 
2007-08-05 11:24:17 PM  
Come on vacation, leave on probation.
 
2007-08-05 11:50:21 PM  
I posted this with a much suckier headline. Hangs head in shame. Nice one, subby! The one I linked to didn't even mention he was nekkid!
 
2007-08-06 12:15:28 AM  
This story could be comedy gold if you ad a sword, missing thumb and intoxication.
 
2007-08-06 12:23:12 AM  
www.frankolsonproject.org
 
2007-08-06 02:00:34 AM  
Mission Accomplished.
 
2007-08-06 06:15:40 AM  
It's good to know the snipers did not do anything. They probably just don't care anymore.

/Off to the White House...
 
2007-08-06 08:58:05 AM  
Nickelback 2007-08-05 10:30:37 PM
Article claims man is from Cocoa Beach. I call shenanigans. Now if he were from Cocoa, I'd understand.


Cocoa is to Cocoa Beach as Mulberry is to Lakeland...as Sanford is to Orlando...as Gorst is to Bremerton.

/okay, that last one isn't in Florida, but it is in Washington.
//okay, wrong Washington.

This idiot IS from Cocoa. A friend of a friend.

/ I love where i live, never a dull moment!
 
2007-08-06 02:21:30 PM  
He appeared naked. CNN was showing a picture of the dude with the Secret service guys around him. He had a blanket around him. Seemed naked enough.
 
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