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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   MILFs are taking over the airwaves (w/ scary pic of Kyra Sedgwick)   (startribune.com) divider line 71
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2007-08-05 04:41:38 PM  
who?
 
2007-08-05 05:03:27 PM  
After seeing the 1,000th commercial for The Closer, Kyra Sedgwick is a MILROTHWATI*.

*mom I'd like to rap over the head with a tire iron
 
2007-08-05 05:24:58 PM  
MILFs are between 20 and 45ish.
45ish and up you start to get into potential GMILF territory.
I don't think I want to start hearing "Dude, your grandma is hot."
 
2007-08-05 05:51:42 PM  
You wouldn't call a 20 year old a MILF, even if she's a mother. The spirit of the term is that it's a woman who could be your friend's mom, assuming you're in jr high or high school. So late 30's-40's is about right. Most of the broads in TFA are dogs though, except for the chick from Weeds.
 
2007-08-05 07:58:03 PM  
dillenger69: MILFs are between 20 and 45ish.

I've always had a problem with women who consider themselves MILFs when they're still in their 20s. In my opinion, MILF status should only be bestowed when the subject is 30+. Overall, the idea is that she looks great for her age - which is less difficult in the 20s.
 
2007-08-05 08:08:53 PM  
Cindy Crawford is the best MILF out there...

i73.photobucket.com
/can only hope to look THAT great at 41
 
2007-08-05 08:15:00 PM  
I don't understand why people find her attractive. But that's just me. MUCH hotter MILFs out there to choose from.
 
2007-08-05 08:15:03 PM  
and Mary-Louise Parker,

Make with the Pictures, biatches.
 
2007-08-05 08:22:39 PM  
weeds chick is teh HAWT
 
2007-08-05 08:27:11 PM  
Sorry, but Jackie Guerrido (sp?), the Univision weathergirl, is the hottest MILF.

However, I would not refuse Cindy Crawford.

/ masturbating furiously to the Cindy Crawford pic
 
2007-08-05 08:30:37 PM  
NeedleGuy: who?

She's 1/2 a degree of separation from Kevin Bacon.
 
2007-08-05 08:31:50 PM  
l.yimg.com

Mary-Louise Parker is so hot because she looks like a normal woman.
 
2007-08-05 08:51:16 PM  
Up and Atom: I've always had a problem with women who consider themselves MILFs when they're still in their 20s. In my opinion, MILF status should only be bestowed when the subject is 30+. Overall, the idea is that she looks great for her age - which is less difficult in the 20s.

As someone in their 30's, I'm going to have to insist that you increase your baseline to 40+.

Please?
 
2007-08-05 09:02:48 PM  
tarballa: Mary-Louise Parker is so hot because she looks like a normal woman.

Yes, because most normal women have the crazy eyes.
 
2007-08-05 09:03:06 PM  
Kyra Sedgwick looks like the scarecrow from batman begins.


/the masked version of course
//just sayin'...
 
2007-08-05 09:12:35 PM  
Cowwspinach -

CORRECTION.

Brooke Burke is the hottest MILF out there.
 
2007-08-05 09:27:42 PM  
NeedleGuy: who?

Mrs. Kevin Bacon, for one thing.
 
2007-08-05 09:35:04 PM  
Great job posting quite possibly the worst picture ever taken of Mary-Louise Parker.
 
2007-08-05 09:40:56 PM  
dillenger69: 45ish and up you start to get into potential GMILF territory.
I don't think I want to start hearing "Dude, your grandma is hot."

WHAT?!? You take that back. You take that back right now or pay my first year's AARP membership.
//45+ a few " -ishes"
//also not ready to start hearing "Dude, your grandma is hot."
///get off my lawn
 
2007-08-05 09:41:21 PM  
Holly Hunter?
 
2007-08-05 09:50:29 PM  
Kyra can look good if it's a staged photo. She's still thin and has one hell of a bod. She was hot in Thomas Crown.
 
2007-08-05 09:51:20 PM  
Hey! Dillenger69 I gotcher GMILFs right here!
age: 49 knees: sharp
farm2.static.flickr.com
 
2007-08-05 09:52:40 PM  
Kyra Sedgwick is a MILF? I think I just threw up a little.

Now Kate Walsh... does she count as a MILF? She's yummy.
 
2007-08-05 09:53:12 PM  
castufari

That was Rene Russo.
 
2007-08-05 09:55:40 PM  
abagdan

Holly Hunter?

i.realone.com

'sokay?
 
2007-08-05 09:57:29 PM  
kyra sedgwick has huge tits. see them in the woodsman.

/ but tiny nips
 
2007-08-05 09:59:09 PM  
I want to have sex with Kyra Sedgwick. The version from the movie Singles
 
2007-08-05 10:01:00 PM  
Ms Hargitay for consideration:

upload.moldova.org
 
2007-08-05 10:05:29 PM  
My personal fav is Ms. Graham: 41 and a knockout.
i137.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-05 10:06:45 PM  
John Dewey: castufari

That was Rene Russo.


WOOPS.
 
2007-08-05 10:08:38 PM  
castufari

No worries. Just want to be sure we've all got our MILF's straight.

Lauren Graham is 41? Seriously? Damn.
 
2007-08-05 10:09:44 PM  
GMILF Sharon Stone
age: 49 knees: sharp
farm2.static.flickr.com

and one that's mildly NSFW: Not Yours (poppity pop)
 
2007-08-05 10:16:13 PM  
Last one:
GMILF Julianne Moore
Age: 47 Knees: Sharp
farm2.static.flickr.com

dillenger69
Did you get all this down?
Good.
Class dismissed.
 
2007-08-05 10:56:39 PM  
SpeelChuck: Last one:
GMILF Julianne Moore
Age: 47 Knees: Sharp


Yes, no one can forget about her. She's gonna be one of those chicks who's still hot at 60.
 
2007-08-05 10:56:40 PM  
More GMILFs, 45+:

Smokin' Hot:
Susan Sarandon, age 59
Jane Fonda, age 69
Helen Mirren, age 62
Charlotte Rampling, age 61
Catherine Deneuve, ageless

Pretty Damn Hot:
Glen Close (badass cooked bunnies for revenge and made a coat out of dalmatian puppies), age 60
Isabella Rossellini, age 55
Candace Bergen, age 61
Meryl Streep, age 58
Jodie Foster, age 45
Annette Bening, age 49
 
2007-08-05 11:03:16 PM  
Sign me up for Julianne Moore. kthx.
 
2007-08-05 11:11:11 PM  
now I'm tumescent.
 
2007-08-05 11:21:59 PM  
DanLPoon! DanLPoon please report to thread 2980098!
 
2007-08-05 11:34:15 PM  
www.calgarysun.com

Jill Hennessy
MILF
 
2007-08-05 11:38:18 PM  
castufari: John Dewey: castufari

That was Rene Russo.

WOOPS.


Speaking of whom:

images.askmen.com

Age: 53
Knees: Sharp
 
2007-08-05 11:47:25 PM  
SpeelChuck

images.usatoday.com

Don't forget Glenn Close is pretty badass for being the captain on "The Shield" for one season. If she could get the respect of Vick Mackey, then that's pretty badass.
 
2007-08-06 12:21:06 AM  
Kyra Sedgwick...or as I affectionately like to call her in my mind whenever I see her: " Frog Lips"
 
2007-08-06 12:33:44 AM  
God willing, submitter and friends will never get that old.
 
2007-08-06 12:51:10 AM  
img265.imageshack.us

Remember Sela Ward?
 
2007-08-06 12:52:05 AM  
Kimora Lee Simons.....that would be a good MILF fark

/ would love to cockslap some sense into her
// would anyone else ??
 
2007-08-06 12:54:27 AM  
I would hit Sela Ward 10 ways from Sunday. Her phone commercials were prime kitten killing material.
 
2007-08-06 02:02:12 AM  
"do something...for me..."


//obscure
 
2007-08-06 02:05:47 AM  
sarahelizabeth: SpeelChuck



Don't forget Glenn Close is pretty badass for being the captain on "The Shield" for one season. If she could get the respect of Vick Mackey, then that's pretty badass.


Yeah, she always knocks 'em out of the park. I find her very intriguing. She looks like a proper Connecticut Yankee with that delicate porcelain skin but she can play the most evil, vicious, sinister villainess or the toughest enforcers, characters that are completely unlike the first impression you'd have about her. I think she's a tremendous actress. There's something very twisted about her in a good way, because there's gotta be something really dark inside her psyche that she is drawing on for all these roles. And she does it all in this soft voice, kind of like Chris Walken can scare the shiat out of you without raising his voice above a whisper. She can do that too.

She is doing a new mini-series on FX - Damages, where she plays the head of a law firm. I think it's a character similar to the one she did The Shield. She is f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c, try to catch it if you can. They broadcast it with repeats a few times during the week.
 
2007-08-06 02:39:47 AM  
"Kyra Sedgwick...or as I affectionately like to call her in my mind whenever I see her: " Frog Lips""

I prefer the term, "Apple Witch"
 
2007-08-06 02:53:10 AM  
How about Jami Gertz. 41, three kids, smoking body.

img178.imageshack.us
 
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