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2007-08-03 11:02:40 AM
rodeofrog: This chinese secret, is it ancient?

i lol'd
 
2007-08-03 11:02:57 AM
rodeofrog:

It's a closely guarded secret, but I'll do what I can.



I would bet that it is Jager, peach schnapps and cranberry juice.
 
2007-08-03 11:02:59 AM
nopokerface Quote 2007-08-03 10:59:02 AM
DAHFreedom: nopokerface: My friend owns a Chinese restaurant/bar, they make a shot called the Mongolian Motherfarker. It tastes like Hawaiian punch, but three of them will fark you up, I don't care who you are.

/I drank 8 one night
//Pee'd in my wife's running shoes
///good times

Be a good chap and find the recipe for us.

It's a closely guarded secret, but I'll do what I can.



Chinese restaurant + secret = farking scary

me thinks fromeldahide and coolaid.
 
2007-08-03 11:03:02 AM
Jules Winnfield: Red Wine -- "People who drink red wine often want to seem sophisticated. Some of them are, some aren't. You can learn a lot by watching how someone holds their wine glass and drinks their wine."

What exactly is the right way to hold the wine glass? I treat my wine glass like a goblet and cup it in my left hand between my middle and ring fingers.


I put mine between my wife's boobs and lap at it like a dog.
 
2007-08-03 11:03:46 AM
DaSwankOne: ivanBearN: NH farker here- anyone in New England know where the closest place i can get everclear is?

The only thing everclear is good for is disinfecting wounds and date rape. I hope you plan on doing some triage. It is also good for releasing the same song four times with different lyrics, but I am sure you are aware that this everclear is readily available in your local big box store's music section.


There was a time when it was good for pouring in a cooler with fruit punch to get 17-20 year old girls to take their pants off as well, but alas, time makes fools of us all.
 
2007-08-03 11:03:55 AM
Newcastle

Like mud, but less viscous and more pricey.
 
2007-08-03 11:04:02 AM
DaSwankOne: I would bet that it is Jager, peach schnapps and cranberry juice.

isn't that a red-headed slut?
 
2007-08-03 11:04:51 AM
Raccoon Dog: Well, I have filtered vodka myself. It does too work. MythBusters isn't always right.

I'll ask you directly then. Is it actually worth the effort to go through this process as opposed to shelling out a few extra bucks for some decent vodak? Sounds too much like work to me.
 
2007-08-03 11:05:08 AM
What exactly is the right way to hold the wine glass?

Alone in the dark.
 
2007-08-03 11:05:09 AM
lexslamman - enlighten us champ. What are your favorite bourbons? I've been enjoying Old Rip Van Winkle and Black Maple Hill recently. Basil Hayden's seems good for a lighter bourbon. And Maker's is perfectly fine if you can't find any other reasonable bourbon at the bar.
 
2007-08-03 11:05:12 AM
Ace Frehley's Ghost

I think a lot of the people in this thread would notice. I can picture them, at a bar, sitting with a bunch of their male friends, checking out the cute girls (but not talking to them) and checking out the guys (to decide who they can beat up).

Wannabe Tough Guy #1: "See that guy over there..."
Wannabe Tough Guy #2: "Geez - He's drinking an APPLETINI!"
Wannabe Tough Guy #1: "I could so beat him up."
 
2007-08-03 11:05:15 AM
Hot Lunch: I wouldn't trust a damn thing from those guys, except for an entertaining show.

Congrats! You have discovered the secret of Mythbusters! Seriously, any casual watcher should be able to realize that their sample size is usually tiny and their methods unscientific. I don't "trust" them because they are basically just a couple of guys who like to weld and blow shiat up. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I freeze frame all of their explosions (and Kari, sometimes). God bless Tivo!

Anyways, the only drink a man shouldn't order is American mainstream beer. If said beer has some lame misspelling of "light" in the name, he should be instantly castrated by the bartender.

/beer snob
 
2007-08-03 11:05:25 AM
#10, WTF??

There's nothing wrong with ordering bourbon "neat"...especially if you're enjoying a cigar.

A few years ago I learned that if you're smoking a cigar, your drink should never be "on the rocks".
 
2007-08-03 11:06:00 AM
Magorn

leg of a goat eh? I wouldn't have been able to turn that down either. In my youth we thought it would be a good idear to replace the bong water with moonshine take some bong hits and drink it. FAIL
 
2007-08-03 11:06:08 AM
Does the list include "semen" or anything that ends in "cocktail"? If not it probably should.
 
2007-08-03 11:06:08 AM
The Real Trunk //onkey: Sunny Ray: Always remember, real men want to drink a beer with President Bush not a Chocla-tini.

Um, no. Real men would stop drinking their beer just long enough to kick Mr. Bush in the crotch, then go back to drinking beer.



You Fail at teh sarcasims!
 
2007-08-03 11:06:12 AM
The_Original_Roxtar: DaSwankOne: I would bet that it is Jager, peach schnapps and cranberry juice.

isn't that a red-headed slut?


Yes it is. It is also known as a tampon. In this case I think it would be called a red readed srut, though.
 
2007-08-03 11:06:31 AM
id like to take this time to thank the makers of everclear.....jungle juice + frat party chicks = the best 3 years of my life at rutgers.....then again were talkin about jersey chicks so maybe the everclear didnt have anything to do with it at all
 
LTS
2007-08-03 11:06:42 AM
i56.photobucket.com

Seemed wrong, but it still tasted good.

French vodka made from grapes.
 
2007-08-03 11:06:58 AM
rodeofrog: Not understanding the joke, I asked, "is it better with an orange in it?"

It's not a joke; whit beers (like Hoeegaarden) are quite refreshing with lemon or orange added.

/If a bartender smirked at me, I'd smirk right back at the NO TIP I just left as I walked out.

ihatedumbpeople: Yeah, I've got some Leine berry, honey and Sunset wheat I had my parents in WI ship me...can't find that stuff in VA very easy.
I found Sunset Wheat in Rockville, MD.

/Meh, sunset wheat is okay. I Prefer the Red.

ShredVicious: I have a fine selection (including Rochefort 8, Hoegaarden, La Fin du Monde, Sam Adams Cream Stout, Sam Smith's Oatmeal Stout, McSorley's pale ale, St. Bernardus Abt 12 to name a few) stored in my fridge.

When am I getting invited over to drink all your brews exchange pleasantries?
 
2007-08-03 11:07:24 AM
brifar: then again were talkin about jersey chicks so maybe the everclear didnt have anything to do with it at all

Would you want to naily a jersey girl without disinfecting her first?
 
2007-08-03 11:07:56 AM
My friend's friend (a guy) came back with a Mike's Hard Lemonade at a concert last night when there were a half dozen bottled beers and several other draft options, plus liquor so we (two women) secretly mocked him.
 
2007-08-03 11:07:59 AM
Ace Frehley's Ghost: Raccoon Dog: Well, I have filtered vodka myself. It does too work. MythBusters isn't always right.

I'll ask you directly then. Is it actually worth the effort to go through this process as opposed to shelling out a few extra bucks for some decent vodak? Sounds too much like work to me.


Save the time and just buy Monopolowa or Polar Ice. Close to the price of grain alchol, but real filtered vodka without the fancy marketing.
 
2007-08-03 11:08:24 AM
I like Mojitos... but I never drink them in public.

i77.photobucket.com

Linky pops (new window)

/MOE-HEE-TOE
//Amazed nobody posted this already
 
2007-08-03 11:08:29 AM
If it's got alcohol who cares?

static.flickr.com

www.casanoble.com

www.irishgourmet.co.uk

www.anchorbrewing.comwww.thedrinkshop.comwww.the-red-lion-inn.com

I'm off out now

Eric
 
2007-08-03 11:08:44 AM
gregory311: You want your cucumber bruised in that Screaming Viking?

\someone's gotta remember this


Classic!
 
2007-08-03 11:09:16 AM
Ace Frehley's Ghost: I'll ask you directly then. Is it actually worth the effort to go through this process as opposed to shelling out a few extra bucks for some decent vodak? Sounds too much like work to me.

It's not that much work, and it only takes 5 - 6 times. You get a better mixing vodka than anything. You throw in into something and it disappears completely.

It's cheap too.
 
2007-08-03 11:10:08 AM
lilplatinum: rainstorm: blah blah Chuck Liddell is stoopid blah blah blah

Liddell began studying Koei-Kan karate at the age of 12;[1] the tattoo seen on his scalp reads "Koei-Kan".[2] He was a four year starter on the football team at San Marcos High School, and became a Division I wrestler at California Polytechnic State University.[1] Liddell began his fighting career when he defeated Noe Hernandez on May 15, 1998. Around this time Liddell began to train in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under John Lewis in Las Vegas, Nevada. (taken from wikipedia)

Yeah many meat-head morons start studying a fairly unknown form of Karate at age *12* and stick with the discipline and study to master a number of martial arts *and* sports to a high level. Talk with Chuck sometime about nutrition and fitness and you will also be stunned at his knowledge in this area too. I'm not even a fan of his and there is no denying any of that.

/point made?
//KTHXBAI
///and as for ghey men spanking to MMA, big deal, I've spanked it to Summer Sanders on Figure It Out... what individuals get out of a show/sport has no bearing on why the participants do it. Another ticket sold is more money in my pocket, I'd be happy to have whole ghey cheering sections for me and buying tickets/merch... I'd still be nailing a female at the end of the day.
 
2007-08-03 11:10:24 AM
Gothnet: Heelzfan

In London our Guinness Draught and Extra Stout come from Dublin, the London brewery shut down some time ago (Dublin could cope with the demand and Londoners rejoiced that they were getting real Irish Guinness). But - we also have a very mixed population here with quite a few folks of West African origin or descent. In corner shops and (generally lower quality) off-licenses (liquor stores) across tha capital you can find "Foreign Extra Stout". It says "Foreign" right there on the label and the small print says Nigeria. It's 7.5% alcohol, which is why I said it had a kick. It tastes good, different though. And you don't want more than one or two.


I wonder if I can find that here....I was sad to see the Dublin brewery go. But I was shocked to see that my beloved Extra Stout said 'Product of Canada'. I don't have anything against Canada, I just liked the idea I was drinking true Irish beer.
 
2007-08-03 11:11:15 AM
When I can't get a Singularity, I drink whisky sours.

/The Singularity
//Possibly obscure?
///Even here?
////Anybody else on the run from Space Nazis?
 
2007-08-03 11:11:30 AM
Jument:
Congrats! You have discovered the secret of Mythbusters! Seriously, any casual watcher should be able to realize that their sample size is usually tiny and their methods unscientific. I don't "trust" them because they are basically just a couple of guys who like to weld and blow shiat up. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I freeze frame all of their explosions (and Kari, sometimes). God bless Tivo!

Anyways, the only drink a man shouldn't order is American mainstream beer. If said beer has some lame misspelling of "light" in the name, he should be instantly castrated by the bartender.

/beer snob


We're in agreement on Mythbusters, but not necessarily on beer. At the end of a sweaty day at work, nothing beats a bud. Of course, my tastes run a bit different when out on the town, but even "swill" beers have their place.

If anyone ends up in Portsmouth, NH, you need to try the Belgian Whit(when they have it). I have no problem declaring it the finest beer I've ever had
 
2007-08-03 11:11:33 AM
i182.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-03 11:12:28 AM
Geez...

I meant I heard the Dublin brewery was rumored to be shutting down. I'm going back to sleep...and then I'm going to drink lots of Guinness.

/Cheers!
 
2007-08-03 11:12:59 AM
strawhat88

Who could or would want to drink that much miller lite?
 
2007-08-03 11:12:59 AM
lilplatinum: lostindustrial: if my man wants a smirnoff ice or a huckleberry to share with me then that is a-ok!

Hows being a fag hag workin out for you?


Very well thank you. My hubby of 9 years is one too. He drives a kick ass trike, wears earrings, works out and is a massage therapist. Used to work at a spa.

Link to said trike (new window)

/not actually a fag hag. just being smug.
 
2007-08-03 11:13:18 AM
lilplatinum: brifar: then again were talkin about jersey chicks so maybe the everclear didnt have anything to do with it at all

Would you want to naily a jersey girl without disinfecting her first?



yes my fellow kraut i would....and have on many occasion....just dip the whilly in the everclear afterwards and your good for round 2
 
2007-08-03 11:13:34 AM
rainstorm: Yeah many meat-head morons start studying a fairly unknown form of Karate at age *12* and stick with the discipline and study to master a number of martial arts *and* sports to a high level. Talk with Chuck sometime about nutrition and fitness and you will also be stunned at his knowledge in this area too. I'm not even a fan of his and there is no denying any of that.


He could have PhDs in 8 scientific disciplines and it wouldnt counteract his haircut and head tat....

/enjoy MMA
//But being disciplined and knowledgable about physical fitness does not a rocket scientist make..
 
2007-08-03 11:13:37 AM
cr.middlebury.edu
 
2007-08-03 11:14:05 AM
Hot Lunch: If anyone ends up in Portsmouth, NH, you need to try the Belgian Whit(when they have it). I have no problem declaring it the finest beer I've ever had

Which establishment might I find this in? I live in the seacoast NH area, but I don't often drive to Portsmouth to drink...
 
2007-08-03 11:15:34 AM
i usually go with beer, or shots. My favorites are screaming Nazis and liquid cocaine(the holy trinity of jager, rumpleminze, and goldshlager). Also LITs if i want a mixed drink.

/godwined?
 
2007-08-03 11:17:12 AM
The only time I ever order a Mai Tai is when I'm at Trader Vic's. If I did that anywhere else it would just come off as goofy. (Except for Hawaii.)

Quote of the Day:

"Mr. Kahn! I'll have a Mai Tai." - Cotton Hill.
 
2007-08-03 11:17:39 AM
What the fark is MMA?
 
2007-08-03 11:17:58 AM
Stuck. At. Work. Want. Beer.
 
2007-08-03 11:18:23 AM
Busch Light=Cold piss water

Pirate Ale =Gods Nectar from the heavens

/had a rough night with the piss water last night :(
 
2007-08-03 11:18:30 AM
Heelzfan: Geez...

I meant I heard the Dublin brewery was rumored to be shutting down. I'm going back to sleep...and then I'm going to drink lots of Guinness.

/Cheers!


I believe it's moving from St. James Gate to the north suburbs. I don't know that the Guinness we get in America was ever brewed in Ireland (in the last 25 years or so at least). I don't think it's pasteurized in Ireland so it can't make the trip.
 
2007-08-03 11:18:52 AM
lilplatinum: It would be a shorter list if it was drinks men should only order:

Martinis (Cold Gin or Vodka with some vermouth and a twist - none of this biatch drink in a martini glass being called a martini shiat)
Scotch
Beer


That pretty much nails it (although a vodka martini is a bit questionable, especially if ordered "shaken, not stirred").
 
2007-08-03 11:19:32 AM
"I'll have a fuzzy navel and the girliest drink in the bar for my best gal here!"

"Two fuzzy navels comin' right up!"

/too lazy to post an accompanying pic
 
2007-08-03 11:20:29 AM
The_Sponge: The only time I ever order a Mai Tai is when I'm at Trader Vic's. If I did that anywhere else it would just come off as goofy. (Except for Hawaii.)

ooooh, I love making MaiTais (a habit I started after returning from Kauai'i).

If you ordered a Mai Tai anywhere else, it would come out like CRAP. (unless I'm manning the shaker)

/Trust me, my wife ordered this horrid, grenadine'd concoction that was nigh-undrinkable.
 
2007-08-03 11:21:03 AM
just give me a beer

fark all this picky nancy bullshiat

give me all the beers in the world, who cares
 
2007-08-03 11:21:08 AM
I only drink "boat drinks"
 
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