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(ABC News)   House fire blamed on trash-loving dog   ( divider line
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2002-09-12 11:11:24 AM  
Oh boy... blame it on the dog for insurance purposes...
2002-09-12 11:11:26 AM  
My cat's breath smells like tuna.
2002-09-12 11:11:54 AM  
That dog rules.
2002-09-12 11:16:58 AM  
Fire. dog. Ehhh Crap. There's a hot dog joke in there somewhere just not witty enough this morning.
2002-09-12 11:18:25 AM  
It's hard time in the kennel for you poochy......
This dog is kind of like an anti-Lassie.
2002-09-12 11:20:57 AM  
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2002-09-12 11:30:35 AM  
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.
it was the butterfly I tell ya the BUTTERFLY
2002-09-12 11:33:51 AM  
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2002-09-12 11:33:56 AM  
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this is the first thing I thought of. the episode with the shifty eyed dog!
2002-09-12 11:37:11 AM  
"What's that Lassie? Timmy's caught in a well?? No? What?!? You set the house of fire while trying to get a tub of fat?"

This conversation is, of course, immediately followed by a re-enactment of a certain Old Yellar scene.
2002-09-12 11:41:10 AM  
HEHE, the fire was done doggie-style !
2002-09-12 11:41:40 AM  
Oh yeah, this happened to me once, too!

Except it wasn't the dog, and it was mostly my fault for trying to prove that you shouldn't throw water on a grease fire. Almost the same thing, though, no?
2002-09-12 11:46:46 AM  
We had a dog (bouvier) that used to eat entire bars of soap. The dog weighed in at about 120 lb's and loved Irish Spring and Dove.
2002-09-12 11:58:10 AM  
this is what happens when you let the dog smoke in bed.
2002-09-12 12:05:03 PM  
Yeah, me too. Except it was more like a vacuum, a candle and a Christmas tree.
2002-09-12 12:29:35 PM  
This is even better than "my dog ate my homework".
2002-09-12 01:27:46 PM  
Geez, lazy home owner/renter. How long you gonna have stinking fatty fat blubbering in your trash?? Just get rid of it pronto, 'specially when you know the dog is into eating crap left in the trash. Retards.
2002-09-12 01:39:46 PM  
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Trash like this?
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