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(NJ.com)   No-alcohol teen night at Jersey Shore club may be cancelled because teens are showing up drunk   (nj.com) divider line 85
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2007-08-02 02:06:42 PM
No alcohol teen night? They're doing it wrong.
 
2007-08-02 02:16:43 PM
Were the Grey Goose-guzzling guidos involved?
 
2007-08-02 02:40:17 PM
Warchild: Were the Grey Goose-guzzling guidos involved?

i108.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-02 03:11:18 PM
Showing up drunk to a alcohol-free event is just stupid. We always went to those kind of events stoned...
 
2007-08-02 04:30:51 PM
Not relevant, but I've been wanting to use this:

img207.imageshack.us


/It's Hitler time!!
 
2007-08-02 04:31:19 PM
amazing_live_seamonkeys

Thank you for reminding me, yet again, why every one of those guido morons who are so popular at the clubs, deserves to die via burrito-fart asphyxiation.
 
2007-08-02 04:31:19 PM
www.cartoonistgroup.com

http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/bysubject/FEMA/index.php

I love this site. You hold the mouse over the picture and it puts a "NO YOUC ANT COPY" over it...but if you right click while it loads....owned....
 
2007-08-02 04:31:27 PM
Hey, what the heck? Why not?

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
 
2007-08-02 04:31:52 PM
Ah, Jenk's. I can understand why they're showing up drunk when small plastic cups of beer go for well over $5.

Dance to your crappy music, kids. When you're 21, come on over to the real bars.
 
2007-08-02 04:32:35 PM
aw snap wrong thread
 
2007-08-02 04:33:03 PM
I'm just here for the pictures of Jersey club guidos.
 
2007-08-02 04:36:08 PM
I'm just here for the cartoons posted in the wrong thread.
 
2007-08-02 04:36:30 PM
Grey Goose guido's... haha, what a bunch of fags.
 
2007-08-02 04:37:43 PM
jersey is just kickin some ass today
 
2007-08-02 04:37:58 PM
Where can I get that lipstick the guido in white is wearing? That's like the perfect shade of pink!!
 
2007-08-02 04:38:02 PM
Why is Richard Grieco hanging with those guys?
 
2007-08-02 04:38:10 PM
i111.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-02 04:38:30 PM
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Warchild: Were the Grey Goose-guzzling guidos involved?

Is that guy...wearing...lipstick??? No, not the one in the bathrobe, the guy in the middle with the fake tan, and 80s hair.
 
2007-08-02 04:38:35 PM
So what if they're showing up drunk? It's only if they're leaving drunk that's a FAIL.

Besides, in Jersey, how can they tell?
 
2007-08-02 04:39:46 PM
Damn, beat to the punch... X2, even!
 
2007-08-02 04:41:07 PM
Theros: amazing_live_seamonkeys: Warchild: Were the Grey Goose-guzzling guidos involved?

Is that guy...wearing...lipstick??? No, not the one in the bathrobe, the guy in the middle with the fake tan, and 80s hair.


Best I can tell is that a pumpkin asploded in their faces.
 
2007-08-02 04:42:19 PM
LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SHHH

Thats just.....ugh....ow my head....
 
2007-08-02 04:42:25 PM
You mean that "Just Say No", and "Abstinence only" propaganda isn't working? How shocking.
 
2007-08-02 04:43:50 PM
amazing_live_seamonkeys: Warchild: Were the Grey Goose-guzzling guidos involved?

thats farkin' hilarious. Im so glad im not the only one who aknowledges that these guys look like morans.
 
2007-08-02 04:45:33 PM
Whenever I see those pictures, I think they're flaming homosexuals.

/Not that there's anything wrong with that.
//Teens will always show up drunk at no-alcohol events.
 
2007-08-02 04:47:41 PM
MTV, who was planning to create a new series based on this exact story, was unavailable for comment.

They're too busy buying out the rap industry and holding off the NAACP.

Ah MTV. Who else can create entertainment that has nothing to do with music but everything to do with 12 year olds getting married and having sex.
 
2007-08-02 04:47:43 PM
img338.imageshack.us
 
2007-08-02 04:48:45 PM
Drakin030

Or just don't let them run javascript: noScript

As to the guidos... seriously wtf? Are they serious? I don't get it. Really, I don't get it. Is it just retards who think popped collars and gelling all their hair straight up/out is cool or is there some culture/rebellion/something behind it like the goth kids?
 
2007-08-02 04:49:02 PM
This is great.

So now they'll just go get drunk somewhere else that is an unsupervised area instead.

This is why most teens think most adults are morons. It's because they do idiotic shiat like this.
 
2007-08-02 04:49:14 PM
Drakin030: LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD...SHHH

Thats just.....ugh....ow my head....


LMAO! Yeah, the collar-up, Sid Viscious/Vanilla Ice look is back in style.

///Not that I know anything about style.
////Nor do I care.
//Just know that doesn't look good.
 
2007-08-02 04:51:14 PM
if history is any guide, the best way to deal with underage binge drinking is to force everyone to overdrink alone or in small groups, so that they'll still have a buzz when they get to the party in that abandoned lot, because you've banned them from congregating in any reasonably safe place.

/mind the sarchasm
 
2007-08-02 04:51:35 PM
underbridge: Drakin030

Or just don't let them run javascript: noScript

As to the guidos... seriously wtf? Are they serious? I don't get it. Really, I don't get it. Is it just retards who think popped collars and gelling all their hair straight up/out is cool or is there some culture/rebellion/something behind it like the goth kids?



So much for my typing speed. It appears that we are all on the same page here. It also appears that they are all teh gheyz.
 
2007-08-02 04:51:55 PM
AAAH!!!
EdMon, please warn us before you post gay makeout pictures.
 
2007-08-02 04:52:22 PM
hehehe. I can picture a bunch of farkers clicking this thread, expecting to see a bunch of party pics of girls. Instead, it's dudes kissing. lolz.
 
2007-08-02 04:54:13 PM
Tigeriffic: hehehe. I can picture a bunch of farkers clicking this thread, expecting to see a bunch of party pics of girls. Instead, it's dudes kissing. lolz.

What would lead anyone to believe that there are: 1. Pictures? and/or 2. That they would be of girls?
 
2007-08-02 04:54:39 PM
GUIDO THREAD!
 
2007-08-02 04:55:22 PM
Drakin030: aw snap wrong thread

Nah, since they closed the Americas-institutions-are-a-joke thread, let's just continue the discussion here.

So... America's institutions and services are a joke, eh...
 
2007-08-02 04:55:44 PM
Theros: What would lead anyone to believe that there are: 1. Pictures? and/or 2. That they would be of girls?

Okay, I may be new here, but I know the answer to this one is "Because it's Fark."
 
2007-08-02 04:57:17 PM
Enuratique: GUIDO THREAD!

i85.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-02 04:57:44 PM
Since this seems to be the thread where we all post pics of guidos and make fun of them:
i57.photobucket.com

I just wish this jersey trash would stay the fark outta nyc clubs.
 
2007-08-02 04:59:20 PM
Madman drummers bummers: Theros: What would lead anyone to believe that there are: 1. Pictures? and/or 2. That they would be of girls?

Okay, I may be new here, but I know the answer to this one is "Because it's Fark."


Allow me to rephrase that: What, in the headline, would make one think that they are about to look at pictures of chicks?

Feel free to post some...
 
2007-08-02 05:00:31 PM
look a girl:

i17.tinypic.com


ok back to guidos

i127.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-02 05:00:53 PM
Ironic tag?
 
2007-08-02 05:03:40 PM
Sooooooooooo...............why do they all look like they were at an explosion of a highly pressurized tank of tanning lotion?
 
2007-08-02 05:06:55 PM
Yeah jersey is FULL of those guys .. long island .. ehh some.

long islanders actually put together a site

http://getoffourisland.com/index.html
 
2007-08-02 05:08:55 PM
NiceBeaver

Thank you for reminding me, yet again, why every one of those guido morons who are so popular at the clubs, deserves to die via burrito-fart asphyxiation.

Does not believe you can die from fart asphyxiation:

www.buddytv.com
 
2007-08-02 05:08:59 PM
Clearly, this is a huge problem...

...in New Jersey.

/We just have hillbillies and ghetto thugs.
//Maryland! Represent!
 
2007-08-02 05:13:09 PM
i15.tinypic.com
 
2007-08-02 05:13:48 PM
Clearly, this is a huge problem...

...in New Jersey.

/We just have hillbillies and ghetto thugs.
//Maryland! Represent!


Yeah B more see .. There is a reason we have 300+ murders a year they are not all unjustified . silly ghey goose , vodka's for chick's
 
2007-08-02 05:14:57 PM
shipofthesun: Sooooooooooo...............why do they all look like they were at an explosion of a highly pressurized tank of tanning lotion?

here I was guessing they just drank a lot of carrot juice.
 
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