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(The Nando Times)   Hillary Clinton having a "great time being, being a senator from New York"   ( divider line
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2011 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Jul 2001 at 12:01 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-07-20 12:05:25 AM  
I've lost faith in people, how my fellow New Yorkers could vote anyone from this lying decitful family into office is beyond me. Too bad Bill didn't give her a rash or something.
2001-07-20 12:43:44 AM  
What an Iranian ass.
2001-07-20 01:34:06 AM  
She smells like Monica's dress... I cant stand her
2001-07-20 01:58:35 AM  
If that ice-cold, carpet-munching man-hating, freezer biatch gets elected president, then the US will have been truly pussified. Women will give orders. Beer, football, hunting and taverns will be outlawed.

Mandatory cooking lessons, forced 'Night Out' sessions, and repeated viewings of 'Runaway Bride' using Clockwork Orange style tactics will be mandatory.

Look out Australia...the Real Men left in the USA have designated your continent as a refugee we come!
2001-07-20 02:06:18 AM  
Grandaddy said we farked up when we gave them the right to vote. He said one day we would have a female leader who everyone would want to get behind, much as Brutus and Cato did with Ceasar, and here she is!
2001-07-20 02:26:26 AM  
It would take many millions of village idiots to vote Hil-liar-ry into the White House.
2001-07-20 02:44:15 AM  
i'm no psychic, but i would wager that the first female president will be a republican. probably christian coalitian. there is no way that a left wing woman will get enough votes to break that barrier.

an ultra-right winger, on the other hand, would have a real shot at the conservative vote, and would also have a chance of getting support from the feminist segmentof society.

i would say that the same goes for a racial minority president. colin powel in 2007?

of course, a woman or a racial minority would have a much better shot at vice presidency. if prick cheney had suggested powel for the republican running mate, i would imagine that the race wouldn't have been so close.
2001-07-20 03:08:43 AM  
good ideas Meat , so how 'bout Mc Cain gets a sex change op. .... sike
2001-07-20 03:12:54 AM  
Isn't it great how the name Hillary Clinton has just become the strongest sexist Republican trollbait? I swear, those buggers eat it up like catnip. They can hear the faintest utterance of it from a fifty miles away.

So it was a slip of the tongue. I think Dubya (subliminable) has proven you don't have to more than a rudimentary grammar school level grasp of the English language to become president anyways.
2001-07-20 03:30:49 AM  
any politician who calls someone in the media a 'major-league asshole' gets a beer in my book
2001-07-20 04:39:40 AM  
As i feared all my life, politicians everywhere are dumb Farks. Can't we all sent them to Afghanistan or something. Some place where they truly can't do any good, yet cause no harm either??
2001-07-20 06:03:51 AM  
our leaders should just be selected at random. then at least we have a fighting chance of getting the occasional honest person in there somewhere. a lot of people on fark bash activists like peta, but at least those guys are standing up for what they believe in and trying to do something about it. it may be pretty inneffectual, but at least they are trying to make the world better, based on some sort of moral philosophy. as opposed to politicians who are just telling us what the polls say we want to hear and trying to make the world better based on the needs of corporations.
2001-07-20 06:13:17 AM  
Get your Declaration of Indepedence out and reread it Lechas. If memory serves its in the first paragraph that says as soon as the government fails to govern FOR the people that it is the people's right to overthrow that government and reelect new.

Now tell me how many people know that. Probably 5% of Americans. Then tell me how many care. Our government hasn't been governing for the people for YEARS, they govern for themselves guessed it...MONEY.

Beer, football, hunting and taverns will be outlawed.
That would just plain suck. No beer? No more people acting stupid? No football? No more people knocking the shiat out of other people? No hunting? No more gleeful shooting of animals? No taverns? No more hideouts for dead beat dads? Sheesh, what's this world coming to???
2001-07-20 06:44:24 AM  

A conservative christian ultra-right wing woman would be anti-abortion, which would rule out the feminist vote. They'd accuse her of being a man in disguise or something, just like black republicans are called "Uncle Toms". (I seem to recall feminists saying similar things about Sandra Day O'Conner when she first got on the SCOTUS, but I don't recall the details).

A hardcore left-winger like Hillary wouldn't get elected either - she'd alienate too many male voters.

A woman who is pretty much right in the center, however, would stand an extremely good chance of winning. She'll probably be a "conservative Democrat", since the Christian Coalition still has enough pull with Republicans on a national level to make sure that only anti-abortion nominees get through.
2001-07-20 06:47:21 AM  
What Jenna????NO BEER!!!!!! I need to share a story with you.

A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, silently he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full?
They agreed that it was.
So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was.
The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the
other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else. The small stuff." "If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you
will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a
dinner party and fix the disposal." "Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

But then... A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly

The moral of this tale is:
No matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER.
2001-07-20 07:06:32 AM  
Saton? Lighten up sweetie, I was being sarcastic. Life without football would crush me. Life without beer would be boring. Life without hunting & a tavern..neither here nor there with me.
2001-07-20 07:35:18 AM  
I know Jenna, but BEER is not a joking matter
2001-07-20 08:04:44 AM  
This is very bloody true. "A man who lies about money is a liar. A man who lies about beer is a cad and a bounder and I declare them my enemy."
2001-07-20 08:05:12 AM  
I travel through the carpetbagged NY town where Clinton settled and my hairs stand on end and a sudden chill enters my body. She's the devil.
2001-07-20 08:20:46 AM  
Jenna: I'm no American. We have our own constitution which claims that all citizens from my country should be able to run for any governmental office. In the last year only one person outside the usual political clique has done that, not because there are no alternatives, just because poliicians look after one person, themselves.

[End rant about his hatred for modern day politics]
Mmm, two and a half hours till the weekend.
2001-07-20 08:36:13 AM  
Bill or Hillary (one of them damnit, i havent decided which yet) IS THE farkING ANTI-CHRIST!!!! Have you ever seen "The Omen"?? The whole time they discuss how the anti-christ will live and be brought up and blah blah blah... I guess you could read the bible to get all this info, but i like indirect measures like horror films. Anyway, the anti-christ will lead a life in the public light and will be well liked by all. Look at Bill Clinton. He has done anything and everything from murder to adultry to vandalism to lying to mutany to thievery and so on, yet people still love the guy!! He has this strange power, he is a bullshiat artist. he is the anti-crist. then what is hillary?? bride of satan? I suggest everyone rent "The Omen", you will know what i speak of.
2001-07-20 09:15:48 AM  
I guess you could read the bible to get all this info, but i like indirect measures like horror films.

Okay, maybe I'm just up way too late, but that's the funniest farking thing I've read all week.
2001-07-20 09:35:56 AM  
It would be so funny if Hillary managed to become president. Imagine how many far-right wingnuts would have coronaries!
2001-07-20 11:00:56 AM  
I think she said it deliberately just to jerk chains because no matter what else might be said about her, she's not stupid. Besides, the person in the White House is really only a figurehead and has no real power other than to take the blame. I think I'd vote for her simply because men have been totolly fouling up in the White House for about 225 years, could a woman do any worse?
2001-07-20 11:54:29 AM  
Hillary would make a decent president.
2001-07-20 12:31:14 PM  
I hope she does run for pres in 2004. That would guarantee a Republican victory. Not that I like Republicans much, but Democrats are just a bunch of bald faced liars. Flame on!
2001-07-20 12:59:14 PM  
It's amazing that people that hate Bill so much can extend that to Hillary... seemingly by association only. "She's a Clinton, so she must be dirty". Oh well.

We won't have a woman president in our life time. A dirty little secret of female politics, women don't vote for women. Given the choice between two equally qualified candidates, male and female, most women vote for the male. Don't jump down my throat and say "I wouldn't do that", I'm just the messenger. Until a female candidate could capture the majority of the female vote, she wouldn't stand a chance.
2001-07-20 01:02:56 PM  
I attend school in ny and became a registered voter there just so i could add one vote AGAINST her. All she does is kiss ass to the minorities and use ny as a stepping stone. If she wanted to run for senetor she should have started with her own state.
2001-07-20 02:33:23 PM  
If she wanted to run for senetor she should have started with her own state.

Well, hopefully she improves education in your state to the point that you'll learn how to spell senator.
2001-07-20 04:13:48 PM  
oh gimme a break. same reason i dont use caps or a lot of punctuation. i have nothing to prove, you get the point of what im saying. obviously i pushed one of your buttons where you have nothing more intelligent to criticize me on than my spelling. get a life.
2001-07-20 06:03:23 PM  
Great come back Wow. So very, very true.
2001-07-20 06:14:31 PM  
Does ANYBODY with half a brain believe ANYTHING this skirted crook or her schnook husband say? C'mon. Hello? Wakee-wakees!
2001-07-20 06:30:39 PM  
Dont worry AMERICA, I'm going to make it the next election, Dubba is making sure of that!
"I invented the internet, you know"
2001-07-20 06:32:38 PM  
Oh buy the way, FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE when I'm elected.
(that should buy some votes)
2001-07-20 06:33:52 PM  
"I invented the internet, you know"
2001-07-20 06:51:43 PM  
i'm getting pretty tired of that jar of rocks and sand and beer story.

i think the moral of the story is morons will pour perfectly good beer into a far full of rocks and sand in order for people to think they are deep and smart.
2001-07-20 10:32:46 PM  
DaveX, hatred for Hil-liar-ry stands on its own. Her ill treatment of millitary personnel in the White House, her manipulation of medical stocks in connection to her health care fiasco (the bulk of which broke so many disclosure laws that the only reason it wasn't investigated is that her hack party still ran Congress then), her burning of Rose Law Firm records, her travel office firings, her association with radical feminists, her blatant lying to Congress about her legal scullduggery, her cleaning out taxpayer-owned valuables from the White House, her carpetbagging nonsense that made New Yawkers in droves look the other way and act like it was OK, not to mention her farking arrogance...THAT'S why so many hate her.
2001-07-21 03:41:39 PM  
DaveX- I think you are correct about female candidates in general-- but I think Hillary is the one that could capture the majority vote. Personally, she'd get my vote--not just because I am a woman, but because I think she would make a good president.
And I think the couple of new yorkers on here that complained about her are in the minority. She is quite popular here in NY.
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