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(Canada.com)   11 year old steals car at 2 a.m., speeds recklessly through town, runs red lights, drives through fields. Caught and sent home to his parents because he can't be charged   (canada.com) divider line 57
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2002-09-12 08:15:43 AM
This is what's wrong with some kids these days. Our young offender laws are such a joke, they know damned well they can get away with literally murder. They have nothing to lose. ...and guess who does go to jail if you give one of these brats the smacking they need?
 
2002-09-12 11:50:23 AM
This kid must be so good at Grand Theft Auto 3 !
 
2002-09-12 11:52:05 AM
No need for an aptitude test with this kid.
 
2002-09-12 11:52:11 AM
To the gallows with him!

An infant spit up on me once. Can I sue him?
 
2002-09-12 11:52:17 AM
Kids nowadays. I waited till 13 when i did those kinda things.
 
2002-09-12 11:53:42 AM
Infant immunity.
 
2002-09-12 11:54:09 AM
You mean they didn't try him him as an adult?

Oh, wait...Canada. Our sometimes sensible neighbor to the north.
 
2002-09-12 11:55:23 AM
Why is this asinine? He is a KID for crying out loud!
 
2002-09-12 11:56:27 AM
And the kid has bad taste to boot - he stole a station wagon
 
2002-09-12 11:57:30 AM

That kid has balls as big as church bells.
 
2002-09-12 11:57:52 AM
Well if he was in the US, he would of got 15 to 25 years of hard labour with daily belt-whippings over the ass. Damn Canadians, they're too soft on juvinile crime! Besides, if he were to have gone up to 150 km/h, or actually hurt someone, we would of given him the chair! Yeah!
 
2002-09-12 11:58:10 AM
The kid has driving skills. That's for sure. An 11 year old? Holy crap!
His parents must be so proud.
I see a future as a NY cabbie.
 
2002-09-12 11:58:46 AM
He should know right from wrong at that age. He stole the car too. What was he doing out at 2 a.m anyway?
 
2002-09-12 11:58:55 AM
I want to party with this kid.
 
2002-09-12 11:58:56 AM
Stupid Canadians.... them and their creepy crooked eyed kids piss me off.
 
2002-09-12 12:00:20 PM
Wait...I thought senseless acts were restricted to the US...that's what the media told me, anyway. I think it's shows some great parenting that an 11 year old is up at 2 am stealing cars. Guess he has to wait til 12 to rob banks...or maybe he'll squeeze that in before he's legal so he can get away with it.
 
2002-09-12 12:00:53 PM
parent's probably don't care.

oh well.
 
43%
2002-09-12 12:02:05 PM
damn rightDaLinuxNut. That crime in America would be punishable by destroying the kids chances at a normal life.

They ought to get that kid together with the one that got 20 yrs for doing something stupid and see which one turns out better.

My money's on the one that doesn't get raped every day.
 
2002-09-12 12:03:15 PM
I hear these kids are driving on the information superhighway too.
 
2002-09-12 12:03:45 PM
Ninjaman808

Not to mention their floppy heads.
 
2002-09-12 12:05:25 PM
I see:

Release him to his parents, who obviously suck at parenting, so he can commit more crimes. Good call on this one guys.
 
2002-09-12 12:05:53 PM
Only in Amercia. wait! Canada? Ok only in North America.
 
2002-09-12 12:07:20 PM
How did he reach the pedals?
 
Ash
2002-09-12 12:07:59 PM
That'll teach him to never do it again.
 
2002-09-12 12:08:04 PM
Just curious..
 
2002-09-12 12:08:35 PM
Ya asinine, he should get the death penalty. damn 11 year olds are old enough to know better. should be out there working and stuff....ya asinine....
 
2002-09-12 12:09:46 PM
Yes thats right Icthyologist!! Those creepy bastards do have heads that flop around alot.

The only thing I ever noticed is that probably 80% of them have the "Crooked Eye" I think it has to do with the high rate of women drinking while they are pregnant up there.

That doesnt really explain why this kid stole a car... but it does explain why he is such a shiatty driver like the rest of the Canadians.

Dont get me wrong.. some of my best friends are canadians...
 
2002-09-12 12:11:53 PM
This boy should be shaved, sterilized, and destroyed.
 
2002-09-12 12:15:51 PM

The car was later determined to be stolen.


WTF? Did he jack the wagon too?
 
2002-09-12 12:15:52 PM
Well, if we have a Floriduh tag can we get a Canaduh tag as well?

And what a dumbass. You'd think that he would have at least stolen a car that was somewhat classy. Or are station wagons considered classy up there in our 51st state?
 
2002-09-12 12:18:25 PM
Yesterday, there was a news item in the UK about 2 kids who were less than 10 who totally vandalised a children's graveyard, destroying headstones/graves etc. They couldn't be charged because of their age either.
 
2002-09-12 12:19:10 PM
Those Canadians are so unAmerican! In the US we'd send this kid to jail where they'd teach him weight lifting and sodomy. Then we'd put him back on the streets, pissed off and unemployable.
 
2002-09-12 12:20:52 PM
That's okay, he's sure to be commiting plenty more crimes in the years to come. They can just punish him extra hard when he's older.
 
2002-09-12 12:21:27 PM
Send the little prick to jail. Im sure he knows right from wrong. Why do some people assume he has bad parents? He might just be a Sh_tty kid. Last time I checked my parents usually slept at 2 am perfect time to sneak out. Then again it is Canada
 
2002-09-12 12:23:09 PM
...and upon word of this reaching the masses wild packs of 10-11 year olds go tearing through the countryside raping and pillaging.
 
2002-09-12 12:30:31 PM
What a cool kid.
 
2002-09-12 12:37:03 PM
Problem: 11 year old kid stealing cars at 2 a.m.
Solution: Have him work a DOUBLE shift at the potash mines. He won't have the energy for latenight joyrides.

P.S. He was driving around Sakatchewan, so it's not like he's going to hit anything, eh?
 
2002-09-12 12:48:46 PM
Yup. It's defined very early on in the Criminal Code that nobody can be convicted of an offence he committed while under the age of 12. The parents, however, can be beaten senseless with a rolled-up copy of their province's version of the Child and Family Services Act, which could also send the kid somewhere unpleasant for reeducation.
 
2002-09-12 12:48:46 PM
Meshman- you said it all.

I hate our laws so much. How can officials expect parents to keep their children in line if they face crimanal charges for punishing a child (well the only way to punish a child that will teach anything - PHYSICAL). Lets face, with tv and video games nowadays, does it really do a kid any good to ground them. FVCK NO. I was smacked in the ass with a belt when I was a kid, and believe that'll learn ya real quick.
 
2002-09-12 12:50:31 PM
Oh, btw Dalinuxnut, it's "would *HAVE*". Jesus that pisses me off.
 
2002-09-12 12:51:44 PM
The parents. Jail them, fine them, sterilize them. If the kid's not responsible, then the parents are.
 
2002-09-12 12:53:30 PM
Jaymze: Huh? Parents, at least those in Canada, are justified in using whatever force they think is reasonable to correct a child's behaviour. How does it work in the 'States (assuming that's where you are)?
 
2002-09-12 12:57:22 PM
the chances of him hitting anything is Saskatcwan were quite remote...
 
2002-09-12 01:01:46 PM
``We had an idea the occupants were young when we were following them so we decided to shut it down for safety reasons,'' Atkinson said.

Ok that makes it sound like they really took their time considering whether to pull the kid over or not, meanwhile he's swerving all over the place and speeding.
 
2002-09-12 01:32:04 PM
"Hey Mikey, me and Joey stole a car."

"No way ah."

"Yeah, and the Mounties are right behind us. I'll give you $5 to say you did it, your only 11, they can't charge you."

"I want $5 and your new Templer CD."

"OK OK, go stand in the field before they get here - I owe ya one."
 
2002-09-12 01:35:28 PM
Those canadian station wagons are fast, 120 mph. Oh wait. Metric to english. 120 times 530.24, carry the 65. The kid was only going 14.8 mph. Why didn't the cop just walk up next to the car and turn off the key?

-sarcasm
 
2002-09-12 01:37:04 PM
43%: That's just it -- I don't believe that we need to keep putting pre-teens and teens in prison for adult sentances. They really need some direction. OTOH, if they're hardened criminals... well that should be aparent when they've commited their 4th robbery or something.
 
2002-09-12 01:47:15 PM
I think his parent's need to give him an ass woopin he'll never forget and ground him for at least a month.

I don't think that an 11 year old kid should go to jail. I'm glad I grew up in a suburban neighborhood where we could get away with all kinds of stupid bullshiat. We never did anything that bad as kids, but we definitely did illegal shiat. As it stands, I turned out to be a good, law abiding adult who has never been in trouble with the law. If I had been busted and prosecuted by some overzelous cops and prosecutors and been sent to jail or juvenile hall, I might have turned out to be a complete thug.

If a kid kills, rapes or maims somebody, then they should get their asses thrown in jail. If they commit a stupid and relatively
 
2002-09-12 02:01:36 PM
Driving skills? What kind of driving skills do you need in Saskatchewan anyway? This kid's parents should be tossed.

And here in the Eastern end of the country (Halifax), there's a woman going around canvasing for the Cancer Society with a little girl. When you answer the door and talk to the mother, the kid goes in your house and takes any wallets/cash she might find. If you can't charge the kids, charge the parents with the crime. Then take the kid to foster parents.
 
2002-09-12 03:40:31 PM
You did what??? Now I want you to go straight to your room and think about this mister!

Oh dear. What will the neighbors say?
 
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