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(First Coast News)   Perhaps the only time you'll ever read a headline with the words "parakeet" "frog" "chameleon" and "sex tape"   (firstcoastnews.com) divider line 100
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2007-08-01 08:10:06 PM
The nonchalance of your headline fails to convey the rather horrifying nature of this story and the degree to which these two people need to be put to death.
 
2007-08-01 09:49:37 PM
See... this is why I don't date pet store owners or Floridians...

In fact, I don't date at all, any more. Everybody's too farking weird and sick.

...besides, with my 1977 vintage Bionic Woman action figure duct taped to my thigh at all times, cyber-spunk is only a "Na-na-na-na-na-na-na" away!
 
2007-08-01 10:11:39 PM
A sex tape involving a parakeet, a frog and a chameleon?

'Round here, we call that Thursday.

/lives in...Pervertonia...?
//sick article
 
2007-08-01 10:14:49 PM
O_O
 
2007-08-01 10:15:23 PM
FTFA - Bizarre Sex Tape Spurs Criminal Investigation

No mention of any animals in the headline... fail...

More on topic, yikes! How the fark do we as a society keep producing people like this? No political agenda implied... I am truly horrified at this.

/something IS shocking!
 
2007-08-01 10:15:27 PM
Not to start a "reverse sexism" argument, but Jane is going to get away with probation and the husband will take all the blame.

The truth is that both of these people should be left to decay in a dark room, regardless of her level of desire to participate.
 
2007-08-01 10:16:46 PM
RTFA.... Sex tape. Bestiality snuff film is more like it.
 
2007-08-01 10:17:13 PM
static.flickr.com

did you just say parakeet?
 
2007-08-01 10:17:26 PM
"The report also says "the bird can be heard crying from the pain" as the couple laughed."
That is the most vile and disgusting thing I have read in a really long time. What ever this sick a-holes receive for punishment will not be enough.
 
2007-08-01 10:17:26 PM
*sigh*
media.hamptonroads.com
Unimpressed
 
2007-08-01 10:17:33 PM
Oh, good it went green.

Now we can ALL see how much these two need to be euthanized.
 
2007-08-01 10:18:07 PM
allegedman: did you just say parakeet?

win.
 
2007-08-01 10:18:59 PM
Can I has froggie nailed to boar, parakeet beheed. kthxbai?
 
2007-08-01 10:19:55 PM
this is weird now? Did I miss a memo?
 
2007-08-01 10:21:45 PM
Sex, lies, Videotape, and Zoo Animals, wasn't that the name of a segment of Sam Kinison's "Leader of the banned"
 
2007-08-01 10:29:21 PM
Boritom

You win an internet. I laughed hard.
 
2007-08-01 10:29:21 PM
I re-read TFA and still did not find where the couple brought sex into it.

/sensationalism
//fail
 
2007-08-01 10:29:29 PM
ohhh god...brain bleach. Now.

Did not RT entire FA...couldn't go on.
 
2007-08-01 10:29:59 PM
this isn't the end of the world. many animals die horrible deaths. the guy sounds like serial-killer material, though. it's difficult to understand how frog-torturing, etc could be arousing, but i expect it has something to do with childhood / adolescence
 
2007-08-01 10:30:26 PM
Damn. That's twisted.
 
2007-08-01 10:33:29 PM
Shouldn't the "sick" tag apply here!!!
 
2007-08-01 10:38:21 PM
Did anybody else get a lot of mental images they didn't want? The article used the words "sex tape" but doesn't mention the sex...which I guess probably means the sex was just unmentionable.

/Kermit the Frog's Super Spelunking Adventure?
//::Mental Image:: Do not want!!
 
2007-08-01 10:39:21 PM
I went downstairs and gave the birds (one lovebird and one parakeet) some treats in their cage and some normal attention that is given to birds (nothing like the sickos's version of "attention" from the article).

\they are confined to the cage while the house is for sale.
\\occasionally, they are let loose in a room with a closed door for flying exercise.
 
2007-08-01 10:40:38 PM
shadesofblack: The nonchalance of your headline fails to convey the rather horrifying nature of this story and the degree to which these two people need to be put to death.

Your words moved me. Seriously.

+1 subby!
 
2007-08-01 10:40:40 PM
Two more people I can add to my "If they and my cat were drowning, I'd save the cat" list.
 
2007-08-01 10:49:35 PM
deevo: Not to start a "reverse sexism" argument, but Jane is going to get away with probation and the husband will take all the blame.

The truth is that both of these people should be left to decay in a dark room, regardless of her level of desire to participate.


While I agree she's probably pretty sick as well... it was her who gave the tape to the police. The article says that it was due to fear, but in a situation like that, it could be due to remorse as well. Who really knows what goes through the heads of people like this?

Also... doesn't sound like a "sex tape" to me... sounds like an animal snuff film.

/Loses a little more faith in humanity every day
 
2007-08-01 10:50:03 PM
deevo: Not to start a "reverse sexism" argument, but Jane is going to get away with probation and the husband will take all the blame.

I'd say yes, but only because the article says she went to the police. They normally let you off easier if you're the one bringing it to their attention.

On the other hand, the article later states that police found and arrested her. Did she bring the tape to the police as evidence against her husband without realizing that she would also be in trouble?
 
2007-08-01 10:50:27 PM
To torture an animal is proof of the barbarity than can be only appointed to the human race. To compare humanity to animals, is insulting to the animals, as mankind does far, far worse and grotesque things than any animal.

What a piece of work is man some may say! How noble in treason! how infinite in cruelty! in grotesque form and moving, how disdainful and disgusting! in action how like an devil! in greed, how like a madman! the beauty of the world destroyed by him! how he is the lower of animals! And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of nothing? Man delights not me; no, nor woman neither.
 
2007-08-01 10:51:09 PM
Someone kill them. Please.
 
2007-08-01 10:52:59 PM
I have seen German and Japanese porn.... nothing shocks me anymore.
 
2007-08-01 10:57:03 PM
Noirceuil: To torture an animal is proof of the barbarity than can be only appointed to the human race.

You've obviously never seen a cat play with a mouse. The only difference with people is that we should know better.
 
2007-08-01 10:57:22 PM
I wish I had a Bionic Woman...
 
2007-08-01 10:57:42 PM

aristocrats!

img222.imageshack.us

 
2007-08-01 11:00:24 PM
What's the big deal? I know everyone hear got a bit medieval some animals when they were kids. Besides, it was just birds and reptiles.

I can't believe that there were charges brought against these people. Makes me sick that people would put so much importance on animals that are here for our usage in the first place.
 
2007-08-01 11:00:33 PM
miscreant You've obviously never seen a cat play with a mouse. The only difference with people is that we should know better.

I remember watching a video of a killer whale in the wild that caught a sea lion. Never ate it. All it would do it bring the sea lion up to the surface and toss it up in the air. When it finally died, the whale moved on, leaving the carcass.
 
2007-08-01 11:08:23 PM
miscreant: You've obviously never seen a cat play with a mouse. The only difference with people is that we should know better.

I have. The cat didn't ejaculate afterwards.

// FTFA: all for sexual gratification
 
2007-08-01 11:12:26 PM
what the fark? i cannot express how much sickos like this should be killed. Let's do tto them what they did to the animals. Not so fun now, you scumbag>

Also, how the crap do people get off on that???
 
2007-08-01 11:14:06 PM
Down4thecount: What's the big deal? I know everyone hear got a bit medieval some animals when they were kids. Besides, it was just birds and reptiles.

I can't believe that there were charges brought against these people. Makes me sick that people would put so much importance on animals that are here for our usage in the first place.


Usage?

i153.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-01 11:15:21 PM
Down4thecount: What's the big deal? I know everyone hear got a bit medieval some animals when they were kids. Besides, it was just birds and reptiles.

I can't believe that there were charges brought against these people. Makes me sick that people would put so much importance on animals that are here for our usage in the first place.


Good luck to you my friend, if you actually manage to pull off a troll in this thread, I will send you an e-cookie.
 
2007-08-01 11:15:59 PM
Can we get a Mr. T. Pity the fool who makes sick beastiality tape pic anywhere?
 
2007-08-01 11:17:15 PM
explody_pup: I remember watching a video of a killer whale in the wild that caught a sea lion. Never ate it. All it would do it bring the sea lion up to the surface and toss it up in the air. When it finally died, the whale moved on, leaving the carcass.

Just because it's a whale doesn't mean it can't be an asshole.
 
2007-08-01 11:17:43 PM
I'm gonna save this so I can convince my wife to try anything.

whipped cream and a anteater? common honey, at least I'm not as perverted as THESE folks! Are you a prude?
 
2007-08-01 11:19:28 PM
img227.imageshack.us

farkin' whales...
 
2007-08-01 11:20:45 PM
What worries me most is the fact that when I read the headline by Subby I actually clicked to find out what this is all about. There is just something wrong when your curiosity is peaked by such things!

/hangs head in shame
//not really, sounds hot
///Didn't RTFA
 
2007-08-01 11:23:32 PM
Ok...read the article now....WHAT THE HELL??? Words elude me...
 
2007-08-01 11:24:27 PM
precia: I'd say yes, but only because the article says she went to the police. They normally let you off easier if you're the one bringing it to their attention.

On the other hand, the article later states that police found and arrested her. Did she bring the tape to the police as evidence against her husband without realizing that she would also be in trouble?


I understood it to be the latter.

However, anyone who would go along with such an atrocity is a threat to society. Violence against animals should be flashing red lights that someone is a ticking timebomb for hurting other humans, too.
 
2007-08-01 11:24:40 PM
A website that needs to ask to set that many cookies is a website worth never going back to.
 
2007-08-01 11:28:22 PM
Guru80: peaked

There's definitely something wrong when someone makes meringue out of your curiosity.
 
2007-08-01 11:29:42 PM
Duke Phillips' Singing Bears,

Surprisingly, this was not a troll attempt. While I personaly think these people are weird for getting off on this stuff, (kind of like jerkin' it at the slaughterhouse) surely you've heard of the stomping vids?

I'm just saying since many of us did the same thing as kids sans the sex piss, how did eveyone get so reactionary all of a sudden?

We all use animal products. But those shiats are made out of sight, where the treatment is much worse.
Plus, how many people did not think Cannibal Holocaust wasn't the nutz?
 
2007-08-01 11:31:44 PM
That is the most sick farking thing I've read all month. AND I fark daily! They need to lock these two up and throw away the key; people who torture animals tend to move on to humans eventually...
 
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