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(Yahoo)   Remember that police chase the other day when the guy said he was taking his sick cat to the vet? Turns out he has a bunch of dead cats at his house   ( news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2007-08-01 07:05:27 AM  
It's cause he kept getting pulled over. I blame the police.
 
2007-08-01 07:10:54 AM  
hershmire: It's cause he kept getting pulled over. I blame the police.

Oh the felinity!!! They could have been saved but for the over-zealous policemen.

/creepy cat gentleman?
 
2007-08-01 07:13:13 AM  
Turns out he has a bunch of dead cats at his house

ah

apparently a TotalFarker
 
2007-08-01 07:20:48 AM  
These cats aren't dead, they're just resting.
 
2007-08-01 07:31:26 AM  
gonna have to get a faster car
 
2007-08-01 07:59:40 AM  
Old people who hoard cats are pretty fascinating.
 
2007-08-01 08:30:26 AM  
nobozo
They're pining for the fjords.
 
2007-08-01 09:23:27 AM  
Turns out he has a bunch of dead cats at his house

So he knows what a sick cat looks like.
 
2007-08-01 09:29:02 AM  
He was going back for them.

If only the police hadn't stopped him.

If only...
 
2007-08-01 09:29:16 AM  
damn, that guy must be a cronic masturbater
 
2007-08-01 09:29:19 AM  
This story can only be complete if we find out "he" was really a "she".
 
2007-08-01 09:30:20 AM  
I told you I was rigor mortiscore.
 
2007-08-01 09:30:40 AM  
As a cat owner myself, I am getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2007-08-01 09:30:57 AM  
caturday already?
 
2007-08-01 09:33:32 AM  
Well, he had to get rid of the gerbil somehow.
 
2007-08-01 09:33:57 AM  
I'm a cat, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/I has a tail!
 
2007-08-01 09:35:32 AM  
Next thing you're going to tell me this guy has a mental illness or something.

/I'd be shocked
//SHOCKED, I tell you
 
2007-08-01 09:35:39 AM  
Hey Mods! Please green light another story about this guy. I have'nt had meow fill.
 
2007-08-01 09:36:02 AM  
dcxbox1 - Now that made me laugh.
 
2007-08-01 09:37:01 AM  
Although I don't keep dead cats in cold storage I do like dead cats.
 
2007-08-01 09:37:20 AM  
this guy had a mental illness.
 
2007-08-01 09:39:35 AM  
aycu38.webshots.com

I used to read it when I was a kid. Wonder if he had a copy?
 
2007-08-01 09:40:04 AM  
There are better ways to get pussy.

Or so I've heard
 
2007-08-01 09:40:57 AM  
The ball's in your court Florida. Step it up.

Just step right up and you'll hear a tail
A tail of a fateful trip
That started from this small car port
Which smelled of old catnip

The driver was twisted man
The car was fast and stark
He set off for a little drive
He wound up on fark.

/Too lazy to finish.
 
2007-08-01 09:41:33 AM  
You can all laugh now, but when his undead feline army rises to take over the town, he'll have the last laugh!
 
2007-08-01 09:41:55 AM  
They don't want to go on the cart.

But seriously, why does this happen about once a week?
 
Rat [TotalFark]
2007-08-01 09:42:16 AM  
so its illegal in Texas to have a house full of dead kitties?

© scuse me, be right back
 
2007-08-01 09:42:39 AM  
Dead Cat Thread!

....cue the pics.
 
2007-08-01 09:44:53 AM  
"I'm in yer house, stinking up your air"
 
2007-08-01 09:45:30 AM  
so he killed a few kittens. is that so wrong?
 
2007-08-01 09:46:10 AM  
You stay classy...Dallas?
 
2007-08-01 09:46:45 AM  
Is this the same guy that "caused" two helicopters to crash? I heard from ghost kitty that the No Spin Zone thinks felony murder is the next logical step.

/If that's another story, did I participate in my first threadjack?
 
2007-08-01 09:47:38 AM  
Foobies is his home page.
 
2007-08-01 09:48:27 AM  
or something.
 
2007-08-01 09:50:07 AM  
joholman: did I participate in my first threadjack

stop jacking all over my thread. ;)
 
2007-08-01 09:51:18 AM  
HOLY CRAP I WAS RIGHT?!! Even about the freezers. Creepy.

Of course I can't find the original post. Go me.
 
2007-08-01 09:53:01 AM  
Maybe he just likes to drive fast. Grab another dead cat out of the freezer to use as an excuse if pulled over by the cops!
 
2007-08-01 09:55:05 AM  
Teague's wife relinquished the animals to Dallas Animal Services, which transferred them to the SPCA of Texas.

So it was a couple. That's unusual, based on the multitude of previous cat collectors who always seem to live alone.
 
2007-08-01 10:00:11 AM  
so, he collects dead cats. at least he isn't a dirty philatelist.
 
2007-08-01 10:01:48 AM  
I totally hope that this thread is "greened" again on Cat-urday!!
 
2007-08-01 10:02:05 AM  
Typhoid: HOLY CRAP I WAS RIGHT?!! Even about the freezers. Creepy.

Well, how would YOU store a bunch of dead cats? Salt them?
 
2007-08-01 10:03:11 AM  
GoldDude
Maybe he just likes to drive fast. Grab another dead cat out of the freezer to use as an excuse if pulled over by the cops!

Exactly what I said in cat-race post #2- which seems to have been purged. Grr.

It's really scary; have you seen this?
http://community.livejournal.com/vet_tech/1143926.html
 
2007-08-01 10:07:10 AM  
We must keep these convicted felines from getting back on the streets!
 
2007-08-01 10:07:32 AM  
i201.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-01 10:21:33 AM  
"found several dead cats inside a refrigerator and freezer during a search of Ron Teague's home. The dead cats were found rolled inside towels"

not towels, tortillas.
 
2007-08-01 10:22:50 AM  
chrisj2k: I used to read it when I was a kid. Wonder if he had a copy?

Apparently Uses for 101 Dead Cats is much better.
 
2007-08-01 10:24:33 AM  
Daffydil-

Know ken has Caturday 3 daize erlee!

Cood cawz catscading catcophony of CATaclysmic Carhmic Chaos!


JEEBUS CRIPES, GET BACK IN THE CAR!
 
2007-08-01 10:25:58 AM  
haha I was giving a play-by-play to co-workers where the fool was driving and what scenery was coming up next when they were showing it on CNN Headline News the other day.

/used to work in Plano
//used to live in McKinney
///drove Central every day
////slashies!
 
2007-08-01 10:29:03 AM  
Brave Sir Robin: not towels, tortillas.
i154.photobucket.com
 
2007-08-01 10:31:00 AM  
i154.photobucket.com
 
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