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(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)   Nicole Richie confirms she's pregnant. She'll now be eating for one   (cbs13.com) divider line 35
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2007-07-31 08:54:59 PM  
Ha.

Best headline i've seen in awhile.

Good play.
 
2007-07-31 08:58:22 PM  
nice work subby
 
2007-07-31 08:59:10 PM  
That's good stuff, subby!
 
2007-07-31 09:01:19 PM  
bravo!
 
2007-07-31 09:05:52 PM  
I see what you conceived there, smitty.
 
2007-07-31 09:06:07 PM  
Well done!!

I lollered.
 
2007-07-31 11:03:13 PM  
well played submitter
 
2007-07-31 11:22:35 PM  
I figured she'd be throwing up for two.
 
2007-07-31 11:26:44 PM  
So when will the conception video get leaked?
 
2007-07-31 11:41:26 PM  
What's the over/under on the miscarriage?
I mean, seriously, I'm surprised she can even menstruate, let alone conceive, let alone carry to term.
 
2007-08-01 12:01:40 AM  
Procedural Texture: What's the over/under on the miscarriage?
I mean, seriously, I'm surprised she can even menstruate, let alone conceive, let alone carry to term.


I was shocked at this as well. I thought that between the drugs, booze, & anorexia/bulimia that her internal organs were pretty fried.

Then again, I guess we should start taking bets on what type of flipper baby she's going to have.
 
2007-08-01 12:03:45 AM  
Isn't she going to jail?

/no jail can hold her
//she fits between the bars
 
2007-08-01 12:03:54 AM  
The kid at birth is gonna weigh more than her.
 
2007-08-01 12:12:04 AM  
Touche.
 
2007-08-01 12:17:17 AM  
So far every comment has been funny...except for mine
 
2007-08-01 12:29:59 AM  
First prize!
 
2007-08-01 12:49:03 AM  
are her sunglasses the father?
 
2007-08-01 12:50:29 AM  
I heard that joke on Letterman AND Leno subby. They should be stealing from us, not the other way around. Keep it classy you farkers.
 
IP
2007-08-01 01:29:35 AM  
Nicely played, subby. +1
 
2007-08-01 02:42:52 AM  
That's disgusting.

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2007-08-01 05:16:57 AM  
Ok... so she knows she is pregnant. And she's still going out drinking. Yeah, if there wasn't a guarantee the kid was going to be farked up already, there is now.
 
2007-08-01 07:06:47 AM  
She noticed when she began throwing up for two however.
 
2007-08-01 08:54:03 AM  
Actually, she hasn't been caught out drinking since the pregnancy rumors started. She has however been caught kicking people out of her car if they wanted to smoke. Perhaps there's hope yet.
 
2007-08-01 09:08:14 AM  
Mac Savvy: I heard that joke on Letterman AND Leno subby. They should be stealing from us, not the other way around. Keep it classy you farkers.

Check the time of the Weenerss. It was submitted before those shows even aired.

/not subby
 
2007-08-01 09:46:24 AM  
What kinda goggles was he wearing?
 
2007-08-01 09:50:15 AM  
omfgodzilla Check the time of the Weenerss. It was submitted before those shows even aired.

Clicked 633 times; posted to Showbiz on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 at 11:55 PM

Last I checked those shows start at 11:35, and the first thing that happens on them is the monologues .. ?
 
2007-08-01 09:50:30 AM  
Tanqueray
Isn't she going to jail?

/no jail can hold her
//she fits between the bars


I hear the jail is installing one of those mesh nets on the outside of cells to keep her from escaping, like in The Silence of the Lambs.

/the book
 
2007-08-01 10:52:21 AM  
+1 subby!!
 
2007-08-01 10:59:21 AM  
Given2Fly: Last I checked those shows start at 11:35, and the first thing that happens on them is the monologues .. ?

That's the time it was greenlit. The TFers were posting on it at 2007-07-31 08:54:59 PM.
 
2007-08-01 11:00:15 AM  
omfgodzilla: Check the time of the Weenerss.

And I just realized that I got beat by the filter.
 
2007-08-01 11:50:40 AM  
And the filter pwned me, too.
 
2007-08-01 02:25:27 PM  
Additional generic Fark compliment, Submitter.
 
2007-08-01 07:08:46 PM  
She doesn't have enough mass to sustain a pregnancy! I'm thinking the "kid" will get as far as 16 cells before calling it quits and/or dying of malnutrition.

/32 tops.
 
2007-08-02 01:14:36 PM  
I think she might actually carry it to term - She's stopping the smoking, drinking, and apparently she's putting on some pounds...

/good for her, congrats, and all that jazz.
//what? I work for a tabloid distribution company.
///meh.
 
2007-08-02 06:58:12 PM  
TMZ stole the headline...
 
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