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(The Smoking Gun)   Meet he mullet-wearing, deadbeat daddy, baby-making machine (mug shot)   ( divider line
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20629 clicks; posted to Main » on 11 Sep 2002 at 12:51 PM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-09-11 01:00:11 PM  
2002-09-11 01:03:13 PM  
As if people didn't look down upon my home state enough, it's asshats like this that make all of us ohioans apear as rednecks.

I feel sorry for all of his kids...having to call that face 'father'
2002-09-11 01:04:02 PM  
For a start, the judge could collect partial payment by repossesing the $40,000 Camaro that the guy just bought on E-Bay.
2002-09-11 01:05:12 PM  
Ah, at last we know The Turth.

Fb- 's name is Sean Talty.
2002-09-11 01:05:13 PM  
Definately could be used as ammunition for pro-choicers.

On another note... Where is your pride, women??
2002-09-11 01:05:13 PM  
Synner, I was getting on here to say the same thing. Except that usually these stories come from down here in SE Ohio, not "nice" communities like Medina County.
2002-09-11 01:05:13 PM  

2002-09-11 01:05:51 PM  
12 kids, with 11 women.

Is he worth the cost of a bullet?

I would say not. Drown him, and then sell his organs on the black market, and give his ladies the funds.
2002-09-11 01:06:20 PM  
... Is it just me, or did like 3 links just disappear from the list?
2002-09-11 01:06:28 PM  
The real tragedy here is that women appearantly kept opening their legs for this freak of nature.


Evolution surrenders.
2002-09-11 01:07:21 PM  
Ohh, that mullet..It's mullet-licious! I think I'm moist. What a catch! Hubba hubba hunk of manliness! He's a keeper if ever I saw one! I want to have his baby! Oh, wait, I'm a guy. And I'm straight. And not retarded. Much.

But oh, that mullet...

2002-09-11 01:07:47 PM  

Turth = Truth
2002-09-11 01:08:28 PM  
How in the blue hell are these freaks getting laid? Christ, I'm young and mullet free yet no women are trying to shoot out my kids. No fair.
2002-09-11 01:10:25 PM  
"...conceiving children is not a crime..."

and that my friends is exactly the problem
2002-09-11 01:10:54 PM  
yet another argument for my forced birth control/parenting licenses.
2002-09-11 01:11:04 PM  
Skinink - The Camaro was $71,000 and I don't think this clown has .71 to his name.
Is that really a mullet? It kind of looks like a semi-mullet. A mullet wannabe.
Evidently the trailor park ladies think the world of him. If he could just get that impossibly difficult concept of birth control down.
And to think we waited until we could afford kids....I feel so stupid now.
2002-09-11 01:11:26 PM  
Be nice.

That's my Daddy.
2002-09-11 01:13:12 PM  
you don't know what he is laying Rival ! Ugh
2002-09-11 01:13:15 PM  
Oh yeah? How about THIS babe-magnet? He's got white-boy beat clean, with almost twice as many broodlings.

sometimes I just despair...
2002-09-11 01:14:15 PM  
I've said it before, and i'll say it again:

If you could bottle Carnie pheromones, you would be able to impregnate dozens of ugly women as well.
something to think about.
2002-09-11 01:16:20 PM  
In an alternate universe, where courts are sane:

"Sean Talty...You are hereby sentenced to five years of having your salad tossed in prison, during which time anything sent to you by outside parties will be sold for child support. After your sentence, you will be forbidden for life from fathering children, under threat of having your tonker cut off if you violate this order."
2002-09-11 01:16:32 PM  
Give the guy a break. He's working overtime to compensate for that mullet. Short is to Napoleon complex what Mullet is to Cyrusonian complex.
2002-09-11 01:19:59 PM  
Not just ugly, bug, but young. He looks like a high school lurker.
2002-09-11 01:20:40 PM  

It's amazing... in this country you need a license to drive a car, but any MORON (yes, these women are MORONS) can have a child.

Unfortunately, in the end, it's the kids that end up suffering!!
2002-09-11 01:27:00 PM  
whoa, aunt... did you have a dead beat dad?
2002-09-11 01:35:50 PM  
Eight Ball Magazine had a great commentary on the same subject:​04/diatr ibes691.htm
2002-09-11 01:37:28 PM  
Zenmaster - Good one - except he'd probably end up getting one of his fellow inmates pregnant.
All the fine couples who can't conceive. And then you have this waste of breath dispersing his genes like a manure spreader. Another whole generation of little mullet-bearers on the way.

Dad doesn't seem so bad now.......
2002-09-11 01:51:24 PM  
Zenmaster - I think you mean that he'll be tossing other guys' salads, but why nit-pick. This little mullet-weasel wouldn't last fifteen minutes in the joint. So after Bubba uses him and disposes of him they should sell his organs and pass the proceeds to his kids.
2002-09-11 01:57:50 PM  
Devolution in action. Really, trailer trash like this have 15-20 kids a piece, people who *should* be breeding have 0-2 max. . . it's all over folks.
2002-09-11 02:09:29 PM  
exactly. who keeps having sex with this guy?
2002-09-11 02:25:13 PM  
Mrs. Max: No, I didn't have a deadbeat dad, but I'm sick and tired of these people being clueless about birth control. It's the 21st century and birth control isn't a big secret!!!!

When I lost my virginity, I made it a point to go on the pill and wait an entire month before I would let my boyfriend at the time near me. There was/is NO WAY IN HELL I was getting pregnant.
2002-09-11 02:26:59 PM  
Nothing wrong with this guy that a pair of vice grips couldn't cure.
2002-09-11 02:39:44 PM  
Day-um! How many kids did this asshat father??

Ya know, maybe there is something to be said for that Akey-Breaky-Heart mullet hairdo...

pardon me while I retire with my clippers...
2002-09-11 02:53:30 PM  
Ladies, a question: Would you hit that? Or allow it to hit you? Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
2002-09-11 02:56:19 PM  
Why is the ACLU involved. These guy should be thrown in jail. The other mother's don't get payment. I am sick of the ACLU defending the criminals and accusing people with common sense morals. I have yet to agree on any stance the ACLU has taken. Who are these morons and why does America value their opinion so much. I am one for dumping the ACLU as any source of power.
2002-09-11 03:09:58 PM  
Shouldn't this be a Weeners post?
2002-09-11 03:18:25 PM  
Jizonny - The ACLU's motto is "The Price of Freedom is Eternal Vigilance". They protect everybody's civil liberties. Or at least they try to. They will be the only group to defend citizens against the gov't when the civil rights cases start hitting the courts in the aftermath of 9/11. They will fight the warrantless searches and wiretaps. And I'm glad that they will.
Just because you don't agree with folk's lifestyle choices, that doesn't give you the right to take away their liberties. That's why we are a republic and not a democracy.Then we will start to be just like other oppresive countries.
In a free society, you are not going to agree with all the freedoms, especially when they are abused.
Communist countries don't have anything like the ACLU. Neither do muslim countries.
2002-09-11 03:23:56 PM  
I'm surprised the guy's a deadbeat considering all the money he's made fronting Nickelback.

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2002-09-11 03:24:24 PM  
I'm surprised the guy's a deadbeat considering all the money he's made fronting Nickelback.
2002-09-11 03:33:16 PM  
To quote the late Bill Hicks: "THUNK! There's my baby Trucker Jr. THUNK! There's my other baby Will Work for Food Jr."

trailer parks all over the country filling up with little miracles.
2002-09-11 04:14:36 PM  
I say, LOP IT.
2002-09-11 04:41:51 PM  
Okay, who are these dumb broads who let these uglyasses stick their dinguses in them?
2002-09-11 04:49:14 PM  
shouldn't there be some sort of "ohio" tag for stuff like this?
2002-09-11 05:03:09 PM  
Dont tell me we are a republic and majority rules and all that garbage. That may be what we stand for but it is not what we practice, never has. The majority of Americans during the Revolution were in favor of England continuing to rule. The minority won there (thank God) but we have continued that trend of letting the small voice have the power. To me the ACLU is a small voice, but it is said the squeaky wheel gets the grease. The ACLU protects anybody's rights that does not conflict with their agenda. ACLU has effectively destroyed many good things and won't stop until they make everyone except them and their lifestyle. Screw that. My lifestyle is not excepted by a lot of people. That does not concern me, I don't whine and biatch until those people do. They never will. The ACLU needs to grow up (hopefully old enough to die), and accept the fact that not everyone is going to choose their way. This crap about taking God out of the Pledge, the girl who this was centered around was a flippin pawn. She believes in God, she thinks God she be in the pledge. ACLU sux, there are no good and are destroying this nation.
2002-09-11 06:06:59 PM  

Uh, did you post to the wrong thread?

Personally, as a cacophanist, I regularly call talk-radio programs and rave about things completely off-topic. The results are usually hilarious. I wonder why I always get past the same phone-screener...?
2002-09-11 06:59:15 PM  
this guy needs his nuts crushed in a vise.
2002-09-11 09:14:03 PM  
Why is it that the guys who I would have voted "least likely to ever get laid" are the ones with the most kids?

Granted, looks aren't everything, but still...I can't imagine that he's intelligent or funny or witty or charming or sensitive or compassionate either. He's OBVIOUSLY not rich. And the idea that he might be getting these women because he's hung grosses me out (bleargh, retch, gag, ralph).

And who are the lovely ladies who are getting it on with these men? Probably about the same quality workmanship as the guys.
2002-09-11 11:13:35 PM  
From the above images website:
With double crush bar. Ideal docking tool. Stainless Steel instrument, crushes before it cuts to retard bleeding."

Y'know, I think that just waving this in a courtroom would reduce deadbeatness in the U.S.
2002-09-11 11:15:32 PM  
Hmm. Try that image tag again:

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2002-09-11 11:31:06 PM  
Man, he is soooooo hot! Way hotter than the 13 year mean... older guys I usually date.
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