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		When selling your apartment it's probably a good idea to take the chopped up body in your refrigerator with you (iol.co.za)		43
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Asteroth		2007-07-30 09:13:02 PM

There is no d in refrigerator. smitty may be thinking of 'fridge'.

Kanemano		2007-07-30 09:13:27 PM

I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached.

Philly_gp		2007-07-30 09:15:05 PM

When typing up a headline make sure you forget to put a d in the refrigerator.

the_cnidarian		2007-07-30 09:15:43 PM

Should have used duct tape.

siouxsie		2007-07-30 09:15:51 PM

Came in to say what Asteroth said, b/c I'm annoying. But now I'll go back to lurking and criticizing quietly in my head.

/GBTW!

Balchinian		2007-07-30 09:17:45 PM

Obviously past its expiration date.

thenateman		2007-07-30 09:18:44 PM

Disgusding.

skinink		2007-07-30 09:18:59 PM

This apartment would still go for about $350,000 in Boston, body parts included.

I.E. Tent		2007-07-30 09:19:03 PM

You could still probably make soup out of it.

cleveoh		2007-07-30 09:19:18 PM

So you're saying a chopped up decomposing body might cost me my security deposit?

hmmmm.

Terrx		2007-07-30 09:20:38 PM

Other news in that article: No One Wants
feedimg.iol.co.za

studebaker hoch		2007-07-30 09:20:55 PM

I always leave body parts in the frige, that's what the security deposit is for.

drharmful		2007-07-30 09:23:35 PM

jeffley dahmelstudebaker hoch: I always leave body parts in the frige, that's what the security deposit is for.

d

awfulperson		2007-07-30 09:23:50 PM

simpsonfan: He noticed a stench.

That's actually "stentch."

sidmind		2007-07-30 09:24:54 PM

note to self:

when righting headlin's. make funny speling mistaces to get a grean lite,

kittles1		2007-07-30 09:40:13 PM

Kuala Lumpur got a rude shock when he discovered a dismembered dead body in the refrigerator...

Good thing it was dead

KarmicRetribution		2007-07-30 09:43:06 PM

sidmind

That's actually simin

delreydaddio		2007-07-30 09:45:30 PM

But he had abandoned it three months prior and the body had been there for a week. Nice headline, but a bit misleadging.

autopsybeverage		2007-07-30 09:45:42 PM

I felt kinda bummed when I moved out of my last apartment, because I left half a case of beer in the fridge. I couldn't imagine how bad the killer must feel. I mean, that was probably a week's worth of lunches for him.

Regnad Kcin		2007-07-30 09:46:37 PM

Kuala Lumpur - The owner of a newly-bought apartment in an up-market area of Malaysia's capital Kuala Lumpur got a rude shock when he discovered a dismembered dead body in the refrigerator, reports said on Monday.

The remains of an unidentified man was discovered chopped up into 11 pieces and placed in five garbage bags in the fridge, the Star daily said.

The author who wrote and typed this news article in the news, is in need of an editor to review and edit his news article writing before it is published and printed as an article in the news.

autopsybeverage		2007-07-30 09:46:57 PM

kittles1
Good thing it was dead

It's just a flesh wound...

vdantev		2007-07-30 09:52:55 PM

nobozo		2007-07-30 09:56:30 PM

Seeing that could make you feel beside-by-side yourself.

yotta		2007-07-30 10:07:02 PM

Malaisia strikes again.

PopeOnARope		2007-07-30 10:11:56 PM

Stock in HEFTY BAGS rose sharply today on Wall Street...

LiteWerk		2007-07-30 10:24:58 PM

Agrees with Balchinian:

"Obviously past its expiration date."

/stating the obvious

Madman drummers bummers		2007-07-30 10:25:04 PM

Was it a new refrigerator?

Must have cost him an arm and a leg.

labman		2007-07-30 10:49:20 PM

Of course they left it. It had freezer burn.

eatin' fetus		2007-07-30 10:50:38 PM

PopeOnARope: Stock in HEFTY BAGS rose sharply today on Wall Street...

Why? Cuz this one guy used a couple trash bags? Remind me not to ask you for financial advice.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2007-07-30 10:55:59 PM

Have they got the guy in custody, or is he freon bail?

RoyBatty		2007-07-30 11:18:31 PM

Call me an ugly American, but how do you sell an apartment?

TheScientist		2007-07-30 11:31:34 PM

you're an uglee american?

put it back in the frige please!

/packs the knife and fork
//salt and pepper
///books air ticket to KL
////tastes like chicken

Mr. Krinkle		2007-07-30 11:58:51 PM

If I tried to sell my apartment, even without a chopped up body, I think I'd still go to jail.

M0nkeyp0x		2007-07-31 12:03:12 AM

Mr. Krinkle: If I tried to sell my apartment, even without a chopped up body, I think I'd still go to jail.

I came in here to say that.

Might be worth a shot though.

eliza8		2007-07-31 12:36:08 AM

tastes like chicken

carver		2007-07-31 12:59:41 AM

CeeCee		2007-07-31 01:11:42 AM

The remains of an unidentified man was discovered chopped up into 11 pieces and placed in five garbage bags in the fridge, the Star daily said.

The remains ... were discovered. Editing is needed all over the place!

/grammar geek and proud of it.

Ikahoshi		2007-07-31 01:50:36 AM

Garbage bags? Sheesh, everyone knows you use plastic wrap or wax paper for keeping body parts fresh.

Biological Ali		2007-07-31 02:19:14 AM

Subby's right, though. It probably is a good idea.

/got nothin'

booger42		2007-07-31 08:35:13 AM

Damn, I knew I forgot something

/uh oh

Carswell		2007-07-31 09:18:55 AM

Speaking of bodies in the refrigerator.....
www.starnet-database.com

Too obscure?

beany41		2007-07-31 10:30:15 AM

I love how they feel the need to clarify that it was a "dismembered dead body in the refrigerator" ... cuz y'know, by telling me that it was dismembered, I never woulda been able to figure out it was dead...

Regnad Kcin		2007-07-31 01:32:59 PM

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