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(LBC 97.3)   If your new bride doesn't want to move in with you, but takes the big diamond ring, the cosmetic surgery, the motorcycle, and the sportscar you gave her - something might be up. With mugshot goodness   (tampabays10.com) divider line 99
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2007-07-30 01:59:44 PM  
SiriuslyBlack: Anyone else see this?

DAMN you, I took too long hitting the add comment button!

But, I didn't see John Wayne Gacey, I just saw a little bit of the clown.
 
2007-07-30 01:59:56 PM  
jsobota

you gotta be farking kidding me. I'd throw her ugly ass in jail. Seriously...woof. Where's the real husband and how does he feel about this one?


Unavailable for comment. He's out enjoying his new motorcycle.
 
2007-07-30 02:01:01 PM  
follow up story;

Real Husband "didn't know where the motorcycle came from"

Yeah; Right, a 160K$ in good and cash and he wasn't in on it some how?
 
2007-07-30 02:01:10 PM  
www.tvsquad.com

or is that her on the top?
 
2007-07-30 02:01:18 PM  
mwierm
"Part of my heart is still in love with her."

Well then you should cut that part of your heart out, stomp on it with the heel of your boot, pick it up and throw it at a homeless person.

/not sure why you should throw it at a homeless person but it just sounds like the right thing to do.


New keyboard. Now.

/I think that should be a new FARK cliche'...."throw it at a homeless person"
 
2007-07-30 02:01:55 PM  
This was my first thought when I saw her. It took me a while to track it down.

i169.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-30 02:03:37 PM  
I love the part where he doesn't want her to get in trouble, but he is filing for bankruptcy to get out of the debt. So basically he is saying that he wants the credit card companies to pay for his mistake and let her off scott free.
 
2007-07-30 02:03:42 PM  
www.matchflick.comwww.tampabays10.com

I think she looks a bit like Kim Basinger without makeup and beauty
 
2007-07-30 02:08:17 PM  
Linebacker?

www.weplay.com
 
2007-07-30 02:08:32 PM  
Zoinks!: your.


Bad enough you people jump into threads when someone has the nerve upset you with slightly irregular grammar, but why on earth post this when the submitter's headline is using "your" correctly? If you really do need attention that badly you can easily get it by simply disrobing and dancing on the nearest sidewalk.
 
2007-07-30 02:09:40 PM  
He now is filing bankruptcy, but says he doesn't want his former blushing bride to do time. He only wants to recoup some of his losses.

What a farking Loser. I felt sorry for him up until this point.
Proposing marriage after knowing someone for 1 month. What the hell is wrong with these people?!
 
2007-07-30 02:10:40 PM  
GreatNOD

I was thinking that same exact thing. Plastic surgery gone wrong Kim Bassinger
 
2007-07-30 02:12:16 PM  
GreatNOD I think she looks a bit like Kim Basinger without makeup and beauty

DIAF! Nevery talk about my baby that way. Ne-VA!

/j/k 'bout the DIAF, but Kimmy's my lil' muffin.
 
2007-07-30 02:12:58 PM  
GreatNOD: I think she looks a bit like Kim Basinger without makeup and beauty

That was my first thought too.

freddyfourfingers: hm.... Florida Tag Accepted... but there should be a combined dumbass/Florida Tag

I think the dumbass part is implied with the Florida tag.
 
2007-07-30 02:13:01 PM  
tbn0.google.com
 
2007-07-30 02:13:09 PM  
mostlyuseless.net

/late to the party
 
2007-07-30 02:14:59 PM  
Rapmaster2000: jsobota

you gotta be farking kidding me. I'd throw her ugly ass in jail. Seriously...woof. Where's the real husband and how does he feel about this one?

Unavailable for comment. He's out enjoying his new motorcycle.


And the new boobehs.
 
2007-07-30 02:17:27 PM  
Have a heart, Farkers!

The man was clearly in love.

/real husband pissed he can no longer return credit card purchases for cash refunds

//Mr. Redford...A MILLION DOLLARS? You can bang the biatch for a six-pack and a carton of smokes.
 
2007-07-30 02:18:32 PM  
It is surely a positive thing that teh Gheys are not allowed to "sully the sanctity" of marriage, because it is just so precious and every guy that likes boobies and every girl that needs a man takes marriage very seriously and keeps it close to their heart. If those sinners were allowed to have spousal benefits then surely the social fabric would tear in two!

...Holy crap, I just woke up; I didn't type anything stupid, did I?

/straight, married, Christian
//Doesn't feel sorry for the fool in TFA
 
2007-07-30 02:20:25 PM  
millertrey: mwierm
"Part of my heart is still in love with her."

Well then you should cut that part of your heart out, stomp on it with the heel of your boot, pick it up and throw it at a homeless person.

/not sure why you should throw it at a homeless person but it just sounds like the right thing to do.

New keyboard. Now.

/I think that should be a new FARK cliche'...."throw it at a homeless person"


I am a homeless person, so I am really not getting a kick out of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do. Cos some some farkers believe anything they hear
 
2007-07-30 02:24:19 PM  
He only wants to recoup some of his losses.

/Good luck with that
 
2007-07-30 02:24:50 PM  
Makes one wonder what the first hubby gave her to get her to live with him.
 
2007-07-30 02:25:45 PM  
ElectricJennyland
Makes one wonder what the first hubby gave her to get her to live with him.


Probably teh herpes
 
2007-07-30 02:26:58 PM  
Face = Busted
 
2007-07-30 02:29:24 PM  
The guy is an idiot moran. If she had not been married, he would still be bankrupt. Those were not losses; he gave willingly.

/boo hoo waa waaa you loser!
 
2007-07-30 02:39:33 PM  
Dang...this fugly beyotch can get two husbands...yet i cant even get one??? What is this world coming to.
 
2007-07-30 02:45:55 PM  
I have no sympathy for this sucker
 
2007-07-30 02:49:36 PM  
killingtimeatwork: Dang...this fugly beyotch can get two husbands...yet i cant even get one??? What is this world coming to.

This! Which is why I try to avoid the Florida stories. *sigh*
 
2007-07-30 02:50:02 PM  
Chiggity Chza: ElectricJennyland
Makes one wonder what the first hubby gave her to get her to live with him.

Probably teh herpes


comedy gold right there I tellz ya
 
2007-07-30 02:51:02 PM  
I'm pretty sure the first husband was in on the scam.
 
2007-07-30 02:55:09 PM  
mikaloyd

If you really do need attention that badly you can easily get it by simply disrobing and dancing on the nearest sidewalk.


FOR EVERYONE'S SAFETY, PLEASE DO NOT ENCOURAGE FARKERS TO DISROBE.

/unless we have photographic evidence of their acceptability
 
2007-07-30 02:55:22 PM  
img74.imageshack.us
Wow, she's creepy...
 
2007-07-30 03:00:45 PM  
Proposing marriage after knowing someone for 1 month. What the hell is wrong with these people?!

My grandparents got maried after two weeks, it lasted over fifty years.

This guy however, is an idiot.
 
2007-07-30 03:13:50 PM  
killingtimeatwork: Dang...this fugly beyotch can get two husbands...yet i cant even get one??? What is this world coming to.

See, no profile pic. That's yer problem right there.
 
2007-07-30 04:25:58 PM  
killingtimeatwork: Dang...this fugly beyotch can get two husbands...yet i cant even get one???

Swallow.
 
2007-07-30 04:28:08 PM  
ElectricJennyland
Makes one wonder what the first hubby gave her to get her to live with him.

6 kids.

/she obviously got caught before they could finish the plastic surgery
 
2007-07-30 05:01:04 PM  
DO
 
2007-07-30 05:02:08 PM  
NOT
 
2007-07-30 05:02:48 PM  
WANT
 
2007-07-30 05:34:35 PM  
SiriuslyBlack: Anyone else see this?

Who/WTF is that?
 
2007-07-30 06:00:14 PM  
blackizcool420: Who/WTF is that?

Looks like the picture of Heath Ledger as The Joker from the upcoming Batman movie (pops). It's been around for a while.
 
2007-07-30 06:58:57 PM  
jim-p: It's been around for a while.

Nice touch.
 
2007-07-30 08:33:57 PM  
Tigeriffic: There are a lot of men out there who like being taken advantage of. If a girl doesn't take advantage of him, he gets bored and leaves.

Proof?


My friend comes from a wealthy family. He bought a nice car not because he likes nice cars, but because he wanted to attract girls. Of course all the girls that are attracted to him because of his car are golddiggers. If he were just looking to get laid, I'd understand it, but he's a relationship-type dude. And he really wonders why he can't find a decent woman.


This is not proof of your first statement, since he's not happy with the ones who take advantage of him. It just means he's using the wrong way to meet women.
 
2007-07-30 10:36:27 PM  
Ah!! i used to love "The Crow", but now...i will never be able to watch that movie without cringing. And its hard to cringe at Brandon Lee.

/RIP
 
2007-07-30 11:55:38 PM  
www.acc.umu.se

www.mgroves.com

lolpresident.com
 
2007-07-31 02:44:40 AM  
She's a thief, and should be sent to prison. He's an idiot who deserves to lose everything he has.

Even if the marriage was legit, and she moved in and such, it wouldn't change the fact that he's wasted so much money that he has to file for bankruptcy. So he couldn't afford all those gifts even if she was really his wife, but he was still out there spending every dime he could borrow.

Marrying someone you've known a month sounds pretty stupid to me, too.

They are both scum.
 
2007-07-31 04:15:08 AM  
It's just bad lighting, nobody looks good in their mugshot.
 
2007-07-31 03:01:41 PM  
I am a homeless person, so I am really not getting a kick out of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do. Cos some some farkers believe anything they hear

I throw pieces of heart crushed with heels at homeless people, so I am really getting a kick out of these replies. Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about. But trust me.... You don't. I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you don't know what you are talking about. This is how bad info gets passed around. If you don't know about the topic....Don't make yourself sound like you do. Cos some some farkers believe anything they hear.
 
2007-07-31 10:43:51 PM  
lars.kortsen.googlepages.com
 
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