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(LBC 97.3)   If your new bride doesn't want to move in with you, but takes the big diamond ring, the cosmetic surgery, the motorcycle, and the sportscar you gave her - something might be up. With mugshot goodness   (tampabays10.com) divider line 99
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2007-07-30 11:46:31 AM
You got him girl!!...good one!!
 
2007-07-30 12:14:57 PM
 
2007-07-30 12:26:37 PM
They booked Alice Cooper
 
2007-07-30 12:35:44 PM
If I am a new bride?
 
2007-07-30 01:34:30 PM
Mock (yeah)
ing (yeah)
the bird (yeah)
 
2007-07-30 01:38:19 PM
one would have to assume by that mugshot that the cosmetic enhancement was below the neck.
 
2007-07-30 01:38:38 PM
What ... uhhhh .. piercing eyes ... but hey, does she have sharp knees?
 
2007-07-30 01:38:46 PM
She's some kinda wonderful
 
2007-07-30 01:39:44 PM
Damn you subby - where is the warning? This close to lunch! Holy crap is she ugly. I think I just threw up in my mouth.
 
2007-07-30 01:40:05 PM
farktard.

State tag says it all.
 
2007-07-30 01:40:10 PM
www.tampabays10.com

SOBBRY FER ALTHET BIGAMY


/Kimberly Norris
//Chucks wife? sister?
 
2007-07-30 01:40:29 PM
this is what she looks like AFTER the surgery?
 
2007-07-30 01:42:27 PM
BiggusDickus: this is what she looks like AFTER the surgery?

The rack is perfect! Trust me I'm the 3rd husband.
 
2007-07-30 01:42:39 PM
brap
Mock (yeah)
ing (yeah)
the bird (yeah)


hilarious
 
2007-07-30 01:42:44 PM
siliconjesus.info
 
2007-07-30 01:42:49 PM
FTFA:
Police say Norris began dating co-worker John Meister in 2006 and about a month later, accepted his marriage proposal.

one month? I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that hubby wasn't the brightest bulb on the tree.
 
2007-07-30 01:43:28 PM
they could have let her fix herself up a little.
 
2007-07-30 01:44:17 PM
Breaking news...from Friday.
 
2007-07-30 01:44:28 PM
i177.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-30 01:44:59 PM
From a legal standpoint, I would imagine she is responsible for anything financial related to a binding marriage, since the marriage isn't binding. No?

/not a lawyer
//feels bad for the guy, but doesn't know what he saw in her in the first place
/U-G-L-Y she don't got no.... whatever.
 
2007-07-30 01:45:09 PM
I don't feel sorry for this dumbass...

1 Month - then proposed (you have 160k, you should be dating wayyyy hotter girls, and 10 years younger than that).

She looks like that

She didn't move in

hm.... Florida Tag Accepted... but there should be a combined dumbass/Florida Tag
 
2007-07-30 01:45:15 PM
It is sad how the dude doesn't want her in jail and still loves her. shiat doesn't the average man want to go OJ when that sort of shiat happens. By that I mean, look for the real killer when the biatch ends up dead.
 
2007-07-30 01:45:24 PM
sugar:
they could have let her fix herself up a little.

they probably did
 
2007-07-30 01:45:48 PM
i191.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-30 01:45:59 PM
A picture of him might explain this... or is that him?
 
2007-07-30 01:46:10 PM
DO NOT WANT!

I hope they both get beat with the ugly stick!

/wait she already has
//HAHAHAHA
///HAHAHAHAHA
///To much slashie madness
 
2007-07-30 01:46:13 PM
GreatNOD: SOBBRY FER ALTHET BIGAMY


/Kimberly Norris
//Chucks wife? sister?


Beauty is symmetry, and that face doesn't have any. Yuck
 
2007-07-30 01:47:18 PM
she needs to be farked with a pineapple, friggin shank
 
2007-07-30 01:47:48 PM
FTFA:
Police say Norris began dating co-worker John Meister in 2006 and about a month later, accepted his marriage proposal.


Ditto..


///now he's bankrupt, yet still in love with the turd polish..
 
2007-07-30 01:47:59 PM
Boy, Brandon Lee looks like shiat.
 
2007-07-30 01:49:04 PM
Luftwaffles: GreatNOD: SOBBRY FER ALTHET BIGAMY


/Kimberly Norris
//Chucks wife? sister?

Beauty is symmetry, and that face doesn't have any. Yuck


Maybe she only had enough money to get the right side of her face fixed?
 
2007-07-30 01:50:04 PM
naked ape:
A picture of him might explain this... or is that him?

he's in the video, he's not too bad.
i think at the end though they say she's already dating something else?

/wtf
 
2007-07-30 01:50:35 PM
I'd hate to see what she looked like pre-surgery
 
2007-07-30 01:53:22 PM
FTFA: "I questioned her about the wedding she said, 'That was just for fun, so he could feel that it was in the eyes of God.' But, in fact, it was all real."

Huh?
 
2007-07-30 01:53:51 PM
freddyfourfingers: ... but there should be a combined dumbass/Florida Tag

Would be redundant.
 
2007-07-30 01:54:48 PM
Anyone else see this?

im.rediff.com
 
2007-07-30 01:55:29 PM
"Part of my heart is still in love with her."

Well then you should cut that part of your heart out, stomp on it with the heel of your boot, pick it up and throw it at a homeless person.

/not sure why you should throw it at a homeless person but it just sounds like the right thing to do.
 
2007-07-30 01:55:40 PM
Jesus that is one ugly biatch. Scary tag..?
 
2007-07-30 01:55:47 PM
John Meister, Victim
"Part of my heart is still in love with her."


take a knife - cut out that part and feed it to the neighbors cat.
 
2007-07-30 01:56:19 PM
FTFA:John Meister, Victim
"Part of my heart is still in love with her."

you gotta be farking kidding me. I'd throw her ugly ass in jail. Seriously...woof. Where's the real husband and how does he feel about this one?
 
2007-07-30 01:56:27 PM
Gawd damn I am continually amazed at the lengths some dudes will go to to get laid. Come on dude, it ain't the difficult. And while money can't but you love, it can rent it by the hour.
 
2007-07-30 01:56:42 PM
May be the plastic surgery was for a little bushing work after the six kids.

A picnic ham was installed.
 
2007-07-30 01:56:53 PM
i149.photobucket.com

Sorry Meister, there's nothing we can do for you.
 
2007-07-30 01:57:24 PM
If your new bride looks like Ozzy that may be an issue as well.
 
2007-07-30 01:57:42 PM
does she have a mild case of clown eye?

www1.istockphoto.com
 
2007-07-30 01:57:48 PM
She looks like a transvestite
 
2007-07-30 01:58:22 PM
www.nastyidols.com

isn't this her with makeup on?
 
2007-07-30 01:58:27 PM
He was born every mintue; Casue hes a


SUCKER...
 
2007-07-30 01:59:24 PM
There are a lot of men out there who like being taken advantage of. If a girl doesn't take advantage of him, he gets bored and leaves.

My friend comes from a wealthy family. He bought a nice car not because he likes nice cars, but because he wanted to attract girls. Of course all the girls that are attracted to him because of his car are golddiggers. If he were just looking to get laid, I'd understand it, but he's a relationship-type dude. And he really wonders why he can't find a decent woman.

*shrug* Some people just like being abused I guess.
 
2007-07-30 01:59:32 PM
mwierm: ...and throw it at a homeless person.

Thanks, everyone in the office is looking at me like I'm insane!

/First good laugh in a while though.
//Much needed!
 
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