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(News.com.au)   Grandpa Hilton to Paris: No, you can't have your $60M inheritance. Not yours   (news.com.au) divider line 528
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2007-07-30 10:33:25 AM
Sunny Ray: Awesome post till you mentioned Air Supply.
I would have used LimpBiskit(sic?). Of course you would be risking personal retribution but its worth it.
 
2007-07-30 10:33:58 AM
Now this is a Paris Hilton story I can enjoy.
 
2007-07-30 10:34:46 AM
treesloth: ComicBookGuy

But she EARNED that money!!! Right, conservatives?

Huh? Why would you say that?

===================================================

Maybe because Bush has done as much to deserve his lot in life as Paris Hilton, yet they adore him.

/at least she's honest about her cocaine use
//Paris for Prez in 2020?
 
2007-07-30 10:36:54 AM
All I can say is
i158.photobucket.comTo Grandpa

As for the hilton sisters?
Nikki?

i158.photobucket.comi158.photobucket.com
Paris?
i158.photobucket.com

Paris' New Ride.
i158.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-30 10:37:06 AM
Sunny, even if he is trolling, makes a good point. Why does anyone here care? More importantly, can anyone here say their actions would be so different if they themselves were millionaires?

Seriously. She is 26, rich and good looking. The world is at her feet and you resent her for it. Typical bitter Farkers.
 
2007-07-30 10:37:21 AM
This is why she wasn't in the press last week- she couldn't afford it!
 
2007-07-30 10:37:58 AM
for good or for awesome: Sunny Ray: Awesome post till you mentioned Air Supply.
I would have used LimpBiskit(sic?). Of course you would be risking personal retribution but its worth it.


Thanks. I thought about what band to use, but after reading this thread there is a good chance that a lot of Farkers don't believe that Limp Biskit is a bunch of emo pussies. I wanted no chance that my accusation regarding the nancy-boy status of Paris haters would be misconstrued.
 
2007-07-30 10:38:10 AM
imgred.com

LULZ! Her grandpa pulled a SPELLING!!!!
 
2007-07-30 10:40:14 AM
daum - More importantly, can anyone here say their actions would be so different if they themselves were millionaires?

I can. There are many millionaires in the world, and although I'm not one of them, I stand proudly with the majority of them in the knowledge that being rich and privileged doesn't mean I'm above drink-driving and other automotive laws.

Or did you conveniently forget that she was jailed for a reason? Must have been because the judge was jealous.
 
2007-07-30 10:41:35 AM
Grandpa Hilton, is indeed, a great man....
 
2007-07-30 10:43:12 AM
Good for Gramps!


/my faith in humanity has been restored somewhat.
 
2007-07-30 10:43:35 AM
Wow, suddenly the Hilton name is worth a bit more than it was last week.
 
2007-07-30 10:43:35 AM
Paris will now have to work in advertising. Maybe she can be the Gucci "bag lady."
 
2007-07-30 10:44:23 AM
Dogbeast: daum - More importantly, can anyone here say their actions would be so different if they themselves were millionaires?

I can. There are many millionaires in the world, and although I'm not one of them, I stand proudly with the majority of them in the knowledge that being rich and privileged doesn't mean I'm above drink-driving and other automotive laws.

Or did you conveniently forget that she was jailed for a reason? Must have been because the judge was jealous.


What is your point? She was convicted and jailed. What rich millionaire wants to go to jail? What rich and famous millionaire wouldn't hire a lawyer or try to pull strings to stay out of jail or for that matter, what rich person or upper middle class or middle class or poor person wouldn't try to do whatever they could to stay out of jail? Huh? Please, tell me.
 
2007-07-30 10:46:47 AM
I GOT EPIC LULZ FROM THIS 1 :)
 
2007-07-30 10:47:28 AM
HAHAHAH!
this is the best news so far today!
 
2007-07-30 10:49:07 AM
DROxINxTHExWIND

Maybe because Bush has done as much to deserve his lot in life as Paris Hilton, yet they adore him.


The person to whom I replied seemed to suggest that an inheritance is believed by conservatives to be "earned" money. I have never heard a conservative, or anyone else, claim that as a general fact. Bush has nothing to do with this. Where did the original idea concerning the beliefs of conservatives come from?
 
2007-07-30 10:55:31 AM
its not about tryin to stay out of jail sunny....its the fact that if you or me were caught driving drunk on a suspended license, there would be no surrendering ourselves....our asses would be locked up that nite.....so tell me why shes so special and deserves more than you me or anyone else for that matter
 
2007-07-30 10:57:11 AM
I didn't think he was still alive. Barron founded the Chargers and one of the guys that started the AFL.
 
2007-07-30 10:57:59 AM
Indigus: Ok, what is wrong with this picture?

The heroin needle is missing?
 
2007-07-30 10:59:24 AM
IXI Jim IXI: Gothnet: Why? Watching Sunny at work is great fun.
I get trolled just like everyone else, but reading the musings of Sunny Ray and those who fall into his(?) artful but somewhat obvious traps is part of what makes fark great.

Watching Sunny is like hiding in the woods by a deadfall, laughing at the people who fall in.

This, by the way, I mean with the utmost respect.


Sunny Ray is to fark threads as Escher is to art drawings
 
2007-07-30 11:00:08 AM
Sunny Ray - What is your point? She was convicted and jailed. What rich millionaire wants to go to jail? What rich and famous millionaire wouldn't hire a lawyer or try to pull strings to stay out of jail or for that matter, what rich person or upper middle class or middle class or poor person wouldn't try to do whatever they could to stay out of jail? Huh? Please, tell me.

No no no, I'm not feeding you. You're fat enough already.
 
2007-07-30 11:03:54 AM
zarkill: mgbeach: Warren Buffet said it best when he said he would leave his children "enough money so that they would feel they could do anything, but not so much that they could do nothing."

It doesn't really take too much (in the grand scheme of things) to be able to do nothing, unless you live like an ostentatious asshole. I mean, if you just had one of those 5% online-only savings accounts, with a mere 2 million dollars in it, you'd make 100k a year on the interest. If I had 100k (less tax, of course) coming in every year without having to work, that would MORE than support my modest lifestyle.


Isn't that what Bill Gates is planning on doing for his child(ren)? Of course I think ANYONE could "get by" on 1% of Bill's net worth!
 
2007-07-30 11:04:22 AM
::golf clap::
 
2007-07-30 11:05:10 AM
brifar: its not about tryin to stay out of jail sunny....its the fact that if you or me were caught driving drunk on a suspended license, there would be no surrendering ourselves....our asses would be locked up that nite.....so tell me why shes so special and deserves more than you me or anyone else for that matter

The Los Angeles Times researched a couple of millions of cirmes in LA, they found about 1500 that had similar circumstances to Paris Hilton's, the dui, dui while suspended, etc. She served more time that 80% of those that had similar cases. The Judge was harder on her because she was the rich and famous Paris Hilton. It is quite clear. So, there.
 
2007-07-30 11:06:40 AM
Now 'THIS' is some celebrity justice that I can be happy about :)

Good for him.
 
2007-07-30 11:06:48 AM
orclover: Wow, suddenly the Hilton name is worth a bit more than it was last week.
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...because you weren't paying attention to her last week, right?

What's hilarious about this hatred is that you all are the same people who made her famous. I STILL haven't seen the sex tape. I could never understand what all of the fuss was about this skinny little white girl. Then, she started blowing up and as always the people who built her up are there to tear her down (so to speak).

Let's take a look at the comments in thread #710350 titled "Paris hilton Sex Tape May End Up on Internet":

sl4ppy 2003-11-05 04:28:01 PM
This thread needs less talk and more video/pics

desertshadowz 2003-11-05 04:28:32 PM
I'd hit it until she begged me to stop.....
Thanks sexdwarf
fap fap fap

duncanIdaho 2003-11-05 04:33:59 PM
Thank you Jebus!

shower_in_my_socks 2003-11-05 05:35:46 PM
best. thread. ever.


/Full Dislcosure: In the thread there were a few more negative comments than I expected, thus making my point a little less valid.
//Still don't understand haters
 
2007-07-30 11:07:33 AM
Sunny Ray: If getting in line means hating on Paris Hilton just because she was born into a rich family and is beautiful, then no, I will not get into that line.

Sunny Ray: She is a pretty and rich girl out having fun and living like a rockstar and people hate her for that?

This is a where you fail.

The slag is most definitely not beautiful, and is not even pretty. She's actually pretty ugly. So stop with repeating the propaganda, because repetition of falsehoods does not make them true, EVER.

You spend way more time and energy being a Paris shill than any individual here spends expressing his or her disgust at the vapid lop-sided skulled pus-filled stick insect.

Another one of your delusions is that people hate her because she is rich and living it up. WRONG. There are many, many super-wealthy people out there who live lives "like rockstars" and debutantes; if your statement was true, everyone would be hating on all of them just as much, which is definitely not the case. The REAL reason why most people hate Parasite Stilton is because of the great disparity between her fiscal worth and her worth as a human being. Her being physically ugly definitely sharpens people's sentiments, but there are also plenty of not-so-pretty multimillionaires out there who aren't so universally despised. It's only because this particular antler bag with three raw puckered holes running sore is remarkably untalented and profoundly ugly on the inside that people hate her. She has shown herself to be a mega attention whore, a spoiled slut with a huge privilege mentality, a bigot, a dumb-as-cabbage person of dubious morals (understatement of the century) on multiple levels, and completely lacking of any useful or entertaining talent (other than being a useless human/snot-turd chimera whose misfortune we can laugh at because she seems so deserving). People don't care so much about the fame and fortune of people who have a lot of it. We care when there's such a huge chasm between their wealth and their character.

To reiterate, It is NOT because she is super-wealthy that we despise her. It's because she is super-wealthy with an obscene privilege mentality and an attention whore of the highest order who is also:

• Physically foul
• Devoid of talent
• Super ignorant
• Morally bankrupt (her disingenuous recent "finding religion" [i.e., posing with a bible, etc.] during her legal troubles do nothing to remediate this)

Stop acting like such a shill. We don't see you in the many other Fark threads where people who happen to be rich and famous get picked on for wrongdoings. You seem to have an unnatural fixation on Paris for some reason.
 
2007-07-30 11:07:42 AM
yeah well i dont live in LA county so those statistics mean shiat to me....find me the statistics for jersey and kentucky and get back to me
 
2007-07-30 11:08:05 AM
It's OK...I'm sure her friends will take up a collection. If there's one thing Hollywood has, it's people that genuinely care about people.
 
2007-07-30 11:10:11 AM
Why is Schadenfraude so sweet?
 
2007-07-30 11:11:21 AM
zOMG, this thread is SERIOUSLY lacking "schadenfreude" pics.

I would post some, but I lost my HTML privileges after posting a link to meatspin dot com.
 
2007-07-30 11:11:33 AM
Dire

sorry, I still think Sunny has a more compelling argument than you .
 
2007-07-30 11:11:46 AM
OK, I have to STFU and GBTW before I can read all 300+ comments, so this may have already been mentioned, but I hope all you people who are enjoying your well-earned schadenfreude are aware that the twatwaffle will be earning something like 7 million dollars from her own ventures, and that's just for this year.

It boggles the mind. WTF are her ventures exactly? And who sees that kind of value in them? Who the hell is giving her their money, people? There is no hope for mankind. And on that happy thought, I'm outtahere. Y'all have a great day.
 
2007-07-30 11:11:51 AM
Also, Paris' other "ventures" wouldn't even exist if she wasn't the spoiled, obnoxious, brat that we have all come to know and loathe!

If she was just some average, no name, dumb blond who tried to peddle her crappy products/ideas, she would have failed.

I for one hope she continues to screw up to the point where it would be embarrassing for anyone to purchase something with her name on it, let alone breathe her name. That's when her cash cows will disappear, and THEN she'll be hurting for money. But like another poster said, there's always the porn industry, or she could do what the Menendez brothers did! (OF course, she'll fail at both of these ideas too!)
 
2007-07-30 11:12:17 AM
Pizant

YAY! Swidgen! C*cksucker!

/Is there some way she can lose the rest of her money?
//could I somehow make her lose the rest of her money?
///wants her to suffer... more
 
2007-07-30 11:13:14 AM
So everybody is ignoring the fact that this is not even a news story in the U.S. media?

/Someone show me a major U.S. news site covering this
 
2007-07-30 11:14:31 AM
Sunny Ray: The Los Angeles Times researched a couple of millions of crimes in LA, they found about 1500 that had similar circumstances to Paris Hilton's, the dui, dui while suspended, etc. She served more time that 80% of those that had similar cases. The Judge was harder on her because she was the rich and famous Paris Hilton. It is quite clear. So, there.

Um, did the defendants in the LA Times' 1,500 cases also show the amount of non-remorse, lack of accepted responsibility, and disrespect toward the proceedings and toward the seriousness of the charges? By all accounts, she acted like a spoiled brat. I'm pretty certain she got a similar sentence anyone else with her attitude in court would have gotten for the same crime. If she had shown (and SINCERELY shown) deference, humility, and full acceptance of responsibility, I'm sure she would have gotten a lighter, more forgiving sentence.
 
2007-07-30 11:14:38 AM
Here (pops)are some, ahem interesting NSFW pix of Nikki Hilton in body paint.

/You can see her whole beaver!
//Wait? Can I say beaver?
 
2007-07-30 11:14:40 AM
SenorCellular: LULZ! Her grandpa pulled a SPELLING!!!!

Gawddamn! I was never a big Tori Spelling fan, but that's just hideous.
 
2007-07-30 11:14:41 AM
www.nndb.com

William Barron Hilton


I found out that Trump named his kid, Barron William Trump
So I think we all know who Donald sold his soul to...
 
2007-07-30 11:15:55 AM
olapbill: Dire

sorry, I still think Sunny has a more compelling argument than you .


If you find an argument based on false assumptions to be more compelling, than so be it.

Irrational people cannot be reasoned with.
 
2007-07-30 11:16:15 AM
That skank's grandfather, Barron Hilton, is a great humanitarian whose foundation works on helping those members of society who are less fortunate. It's a shame that nowadays the name 'Hilton' is synonymous with scandal. Here's the foundation's website: http://www.hiltonfoundation.org/index.asp
 
2007-07-30 11:16:54 AM
The sad thing is, in about 10 years, she'll hit rock bottom and we'll see her on abstinence public service announcements.

///The More You Know
 
2007-07-30 11:17:39 AM
Dire: Sunny Ray: If getting in line means hating on Paris Hilton just because she was born into a rich family and is beautiful, then no, I will not get into that line.

Sunny Ray: She is a pretty and rich girl out having fun and living like a rockstar and people hate her for that?

This is a where you fail.

The slag is most definitely not beautiful, and is not even pretty. She's actually pretty ugly. So stop with repeating the propaganda, because repetition of falsehoods does not make them true, EVER.

You spend way more time and energy being a Paris shill than any individual here spends expressing his or her disgust at the vapid lop-sided skulled pus-filled stick insect.

Another one of your delusions is that people hate her because she is rich and living it up. WRONG. There are many, many super-wealthy people out there who live lives "like rockstars" and debutantes; if your statement was true, everyone would be hating on all of them just as much, which is definitely not the case. The REAL reason why most people hate Parasite Stilton is because of the great disparity between her fiscal worth and her worth as a human being. Her being physically ugly definitely sharpens people's sentiments, but there are also plenty of not-so-pretty multimillionaires out there who aren't so universally despised. It's only because this particular antler bag with three raw puckered holes running sore is remarkably untalented and profoundly ugly on the inside that people hate her. She has shown herself to be a mega attention whore, a spoiled slut with a huge privilege mentality, a bigot, a dumb-as-cabbage person of dubious morals (understatement of the century) on multiple levels, and completely lacking of any useful or entertaining talent (other than being a useless human/snot-turd chimera whose misfortune we can laugh at because she seems so deserving). People don't care so much about the fame and fortune of people who have a lot of it. We care when there's such a huge chasm between their wealth and their character.

To reiterate, It is NOT because she is super-wealthy that we despise her. It's because she is super-wealthy with an obscene privilege mentality and an attention whore of the highest order who is also:

• Physically foul
• Devoid of talent
• Super ignorant
• Morally bankrupt (her disingenuous recent "finding religion" [i.e., posing with a bible, etc.] during her legal troubles do nothing to remediate this)

Stop acting like such a shill. We don't see you in the many other Fark threads where people who happen to be rich and famous get picked on for wrongdoings. You seem to have an unnatural fixation on Paris for some reason.


I rarely resort to this, but you may want to blank out your entire profile before castigating others for their looks or lifestyle choices. Just a heads up.

By the way, let me know when I can catch you and your band on Jay Leno or when your hit single goes platinum!

xoxo, Sunny Ray
 
2007-07-30 11:20:54 AM
I'd just like to say:

www.piepalace.ca
 
2007-07-30 11:21:06 AM
ComicBookGuy 2007-07-30 03:51:14 AM
But she EARNED that money!!! Right, conservatives?

-------------------------------

You thought that this would be a thread with many Farkers posting and you were farkin' glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to post your political agenda. You... You human paraquat! You figured 'Oh, here's Paris. A deadbeat, someone the conservative community won't give a shiat about.
 
2007-07-30 11:22:02 AM
i think sunny is forgetting the fact that if he were dying of thirst and on fire, paris wouldnt even piss on you.....if you bumped into her by accident, her security would be on you like white on rice....why do you care so much about somebody who wouldnt even acknowledge your existence if it meant saving your life
 
2007-07-30 11:23:08 AM
Good: She;s $60 million worse off.
Bad: She'll be in the news even more than usual whining about it.
 
2007-07-30 11:23:09 AM
Sunny Ray: Dire,
I rarely resort to this, but you may want to blank out your entire profile before castigating others for their looks or lifestyle choices. Just a heads up.

By the way, let me know when I can catch you and your band on Jay Leno or when your hit single goes platinum!

xoxo, Sunny Ray

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OH SNAP!!
 
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