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2007-07-27 10:55:24 PM  
Why yes, yes she is. I prefer the J'en Ai Marre video though.
 
2007-07-27 11:01:25 PM  
Ok, who is she, and please tell me she's not another coke whore?
 
2007-07-27 11:01:48 PM  
A pity she's just had the one vid all these years.
 
2007-07-27 11:08:53 PM  
EvilElecBlanket: Ok, who is she, and please tell me she's not another coke whore?

Corsican singer who has a fantastic vocal range. Plus she looks squishy and bendy in all the right places.
No idea if she's a coke whore, but she's in her early 20s so there's a possibility.
 
2007-07-27 11:16:29 PM  
Kome: Corsican singer who has a fantastic vocal range. Plus she looks squishy and bendy in all the right places.

Well, after exploring some of her other videos, I've come to the conclusion that you are very right.

/I'll be in my bunk.
//named King of England and fist of God stuff
 
2007-07-27 11:40:03 PM  
You forgot MILF. She had a kid not too long ago.
 
2007-07-28 03:46:48 AM  
EvilElecBlanket: Ok, who is she

www.avoir-alire.com
 
2007-07-28 04:00:28 AM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste: You forgot MILF. She had a kid not too long ago.

Perhaps the hottest MILF ever?
 
2007-07-28 04:21:03 AM  
C'est pas ma faute
 
2007-07-28 04:21:04 AM  
submitter: Alizée is enough reason to watch a French music video

No it isn't...
 
2007-07-28 04:22:50 AM  
The singer is alizee Mr. Obama, not as in the horrible alcohlic ghetto juice.
 
2007-07-28 04:42:44 AM  
Here's the video the gif comes from Link (new window)

It really is a catchy little tune.
 
2007-07-28 04:43:10 AM  
About 3 years ago, you could call her the French Britney Spears. As in, Britney from 3 years ago. Her foreign fan base doesn't dwell on gossip like Americans do, so all her more dubious life choices are tucked away. But, for example, she got pregnant at 17 (before she was married). There's more fun to be found for the persistent.

Also, like pretty much every pop star, 99% of her live performances are pre-recorded and synthed to hell and back. I haven't looked into her in years, so I have no idea what she's up to these days. I just remember stumbling on her skeletons in the closet and finding it interesting that America would have eaten her alive, compared to how the French completely ignore her personal life.

/and, yes, like the fist of an angry god ...
 
2007-07-28 05:36:58 AM  
Kome: Why yes, yes she is. I prefer the J'en Ai Marre video though.

This. Best video evar, I want to be the goldfish on her right butt cheek.
 
2007-07-28 05:37:22 AM  
This one is my favorite video of hers, with this one running a close second.


P.S. There's a topless video of her (at the beach) floating around, though I highly suggest you do not try finding it since she looks about 13-15 in it.
 
2007-07-28 05:46:14 AM  
She looks just like a friend of mine. Which is really depressing, because now I can't have naughty thoughts about Alizée without ruining that friendship. God damn it.
 
2007-07-28 05:54:56 AM  
Insert generic white flag and frog joke here.
 
2007-07-28 08:28:04 AM  
JPSimonetti: I just remember stumbling on her skeletons in the closet and finding it interesting that America would have eaten her alive, compared to how the French completely ignore her personal life.

Americans tend to be so focused on the antics of famous people's lives because to not do so reminds them how much they've failed at their own. The French, on the other hand, are so self-absorbed that the thought of caring about what goes on in another's life is anathema.
At least, that's what I've been taught by both sides of the American political system.
 
2007-07-28 08:31:08 AM  
yes, she is fine.
 
2007-07-28 08:42:35 AM  
I would like to place my gametes in her fallopian tubes.
 
2007-07-28 08:58:29 AM  
Whoever the on-stage camera operator was sure knew what's what.
 
2007-07-28 09:10:32 AM  
Want.
 
2007-07-28 09:26:40 AM  
Goddamn, the pop music in Europe is terrible!
 
2007-07-28 09:33:55 AM  
LostSaidDocument: Goddamn, the pop music in Europe is terrible!


FTFY.
 
2007-07-28 09:44:35 AM  
That was some of the most obvious lip-synching I have ever seen. And I've seen Milli Vanilli, Jessica Simpson, and 50 Cent screw up!
 
2007-07-28 09:51:58 AM  
fubuvsfitch: That was some of the most obvious lip-synching I have ever seen.

Yea, but if you were watching her lips the whole time, you missed the point.
 
2007-07-28 09:58:41 AM  
Kome: Yea, but if you were watching her lips the whole time, you missed the point.

this. :D
 
2007-07-28 11:20:00 AM  
Ahh... Alizée... boy, does this bring back memories..

I have a very funny Alizée story from when I was in France about 3 years ago teaching the locals how to cook like a true cajun, but I doubt anyone here would believe it, so I think I'll just keep it to myself.

Let's just say that she REALLY likes my andouille and chicken gumbo.
 
2007-07-28 11:37:00 AM  
rezin8: Ahh... Alizée... boy, does this bring back memories..

I have a very funny Alizée story from when I was in France about 3 years ago teaching the locals how to cook like a true cajun, but I doubt anyone here would believe it, so I think I'll just keep it to myself.

Let's just say that she REALLY likes my andouille and chicken gumbo.


Please share. Some of us need to live vicariously through others.
 
2007-07-28 12:05:04 PM  
fubuvsfitch: That was some of the most obvious lip-synching I have ever seen. And I've seen Milli Vanilli, Jessica Simpson, and 50 Cent screw up!

Most likely, absolutely. But on a Youtube video who can really try to make that call? The a/v sync is worse than Godzilla.
 
2007-07-28 01:01:23 PM  
JPSimonetti: it interesting that America would have eaten her alive, compared to how the French completely ignore her personal life.

I remember how some French president, maybe before Chirac, attended his wife's funeral with his mistress at his side. This was during or just before the whole Clinton scandal -- no matter what we think of them now, the French sure were having a chuckle at our expense back then.
 
2007-07-28 01:50:19 PM  
Every time I watch an Alizée video I feel as if I'm..... expanding my cultural horizons.
 
2007-07-28 03:26:29 PM  
Freak: This one is my favorite video of hers

Agreed... For someone who doesn't natively speak English to be able to sing that clearly (in English) is amazing. Doesn't hurt that her looks only amplify her voice.
 
2007-07-28 03:31:18 PM  
Man, I almost forgot about her...

SOMETHING about looking at her tickles that small reptilian part of my brain, you know, the BASIC INSTINCT part and makes me want to hit her like Thor using his Hammer.

and, 'ahem' topless link, anyone?

Like I said 'reptilian part of the brain'.And Thor's Hammer.
 
2007-07-28 03:34:53 PM  
mfaby:
and, 'ahem' topless link, anyone?


GIS alizee topless, that wasn't difficult. ;)
 
2007-07-28 03:34:54 PM  
JPSimonetti: I haven't looked into her in years...

Giggity?
 
2007-07-28 04:00:26 PM  
mfaby: SOMETHING about looking at her tickles that small reptilian part of my brain, you know, the BASIC INSTINCT part and makes me want to hit her like Thor using his Hammer.

Wow. How well do you know your MacClean?
 
2007-07-28 04:42:10 PM  
rezin8:
Let's just say that she REALLY likes my andouille and chicken gumbo.


this one time in New York City.... best ever.
(i forget how the exact cliche goes)
 
2007-07-29 08:04:58 AM  
arollo: She looks just like a friend of mine. Which is really depressing, because now I can't have naughty thoughts about Alizée without ruining that friendship. God damn it.

if that relationship dosent have special benefits what are you waiting for ?
 
2007-07-29 09:38:03 AM  
Ripped Ogre Loincloth: Every time I watch an Alizée video I feel as if I'm..... expanding my cultural horizons.

Try "Kwan" from Norway, they even sing in English!

Obligatory French joke: Maybe she should cover a certain song by Cheap Trick...
 
2007-07-29 09:44:28 AM  
The camera(man) loves her ass.
 
2007-07-29 09:55:08 AM  
If this doesn't cure teh ghey nothing will.

www.evilmerc.com
 
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2007-07-29 10:48:02 AM  
DeltaPunch: no matter what we think of them now, the French sure were having a chuckle at our expense back then

Yeah, you sure showed THEM with the Freedom Fries and all those WMDs the troops found! Man, the French sure were wrong there! Boy oh boy.
 
2007-07-29 01:22:20 PM  
DeltaPunch: I remember how some French president, maybe before Chirac, attended his wife's funeral with his mistress at his side. This was during or just before the whole Clinton scandal -- no matter what we think of them now, the French sure were having a chuckle at our expense back then.

The Clinton scandal surfaced in 1998, Chirac was elected President in 1995, so that should be him you're thinking of.
 
2007-07-30 12:42:57 AM  
Dumle: DeltaPunch: I remember how some French president, maybe before Chirac, attended his wife's funeral with his mistress at his side. This was during or just before the whole Clinton scandal -- no matter what we think of them now, the French sure were having a chuckle at our expense back then.

The Clinton scandal surfaced in 1998, Chirac was elected President in 1995, so that should be him you're thinking of.


Dumle: DeltaPunch: I remember how some French president, maybe before Chirac, attended his wife's funeral with his mistress at his side. This was during or just before the whole Clinton scandal -- no matter what we think of them now, the French sure were having a chuckle at our expense back then.

The Clinton scandal surfaced in 1998, Chirac was elected President in 1995, so that should be him you're thinking of.


it was mitterand actually, though chirac was still a pimp back in the day.

content.answers.com
 
2007-07-30 09:50:32 AM  
I don my robe and wizard hat.
 
2007-07-30 11:27:31 AM  
Kome: JPSimonetti: I just remember stumbling on her skeletons in the closet and finding it interesting that America would have eaten her alive, compared to how the French completely ignore her personal life.

Americans tend to be so focused on the antics of famous people's lives because to not do so reminds them how much they've failed at their own. The French, on the other hand, are so self-absorbed that the thought of caring about what goes on in another's life is anathema.
At least, that's what I've been taught by both sides of the American political system.



It's simply that the French don't expect their entertainers to be role models, like Americans so naively expect. It's not about self-absorbed; it's being realistic.
 
2007-07-30 11:40:20 PM  
everyone failed to mention it's the WOW night elf dance chick
 
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