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(CNN)   Cheney to briefly hand over the presidency to George W. Bush later today   (cnn.com) divider line 81
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2007-07-27 10:34:19 PM
+1 subby I lol'd
 
2007-07-27 10:34:26 PM
Best headline about this story I've seen. Kudos!
 
2007-07-27 11:24:05 PM
snap
 
2007-07-28 01:06:55 AM
Oh subby, you dirty bastard...

/+1 anyway
 
2007-07-28 02:24:34 AM
Is this man capable of not looking evil?

/srsly
 
2007-07-28 02:24:47 AM
Break a leg, you dick
 
2007-07-28 02:25:53 AM
So, what will be his first move as acting President?

I say he'll order tacos. Tacos rule.
 
2007-07-28 02:27:09 AM
Jesus Christ, some of you are easily amused. That Cheney joke-meme is 7 years old.


But, as long as it's 'Stupid Joke Night' on Fark...

A man wearing nothing but saran wrap-underwear walks into a psychiatrists office. The psychiatrist says, 'I can clearly see your nuts.'
 
2007-07-28 02:27:31 AM
lol +1 subby!
 
2007-07-28 02:27:50 AM
Well played gender neutral subby!

\\?//liter slash
 
2007-07-28 02:27:55 AM
He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant the defibrillator.


Damn, he's a tough old bastard.
 
2007-07-28 02:28:11 AM
Cheney is only 66? Only 6 years older than Bush? I would have never guessed he was that young.

/still an evil scumbag
 
2007-07-28 02:30:11 AM
<i>Is this man capable of not looking evil?

/srsly</i>

I lol'd
 
2007-07-28 02:30:36 AM
I'll say he has heart problems! The problem is, he has no heart. The fact that he should have died so many times already just proves to me that you can't kill evil.
 
2007-07-28 02:32:34 AM
Detroit_Bob: Jesus Christ, some of you are easily amused. That Cheney joke-meme is 7 years old.



We'll stop making the jokes when they stop being accurate.
 
2007-07-28 02:33:01 AM
ah, yes. so many of you willing to wish ill on a man, yet he's the evil one...
 
2007-07-28 02:33:15 AM
I say keep the battery and replace Cheney.
 
2007-07-28 02:35:22 AM
I don't know. I kind of think the actual headline is just about as funny as subby's.
 
2007-07-28 02:35:47 AM
SundayServices: you can't kill evil.

You can, but you need the Fifth Element.
 
2007-07-28 02:38:00 AM
Oreminer: You can, but you need the Fifth Element.

Negative; meat Popsicle.
 
2007-07-28 02:39:30 AM
How 2001 one of you subby.
 
2007-07-28 02:39:58 AM
I see what you did there subby.

/ +1
 
2007-07-28 02:45:02 AM
Get well Dick
signed Satan
 
2007-07-28 02:46:09 AM
Churchill2004: Cheney is only 66? Only 6 years older than Bush? I would have never guessed he was that young.

Me either. That's weird.

/Ron Paul
//Just kidding, Ron Paul is an idiot.
 
2007-07-28 02:46:34 AM
Opiate of the Lasses: Is this man capable of not looking evil?

Apparently not.

/headline was obvious
 
2007-07-28 02:46:39 AM
So Bush has two assholes?. I mean he had surgery on one a day or so ago, now the other one needs surgery.. It gets very confusing
 
2007-07-28 02:47:10 AM
Detroit_Bob: A man wearing nothing but saran wrap-underwear walks into a psychiatrists office. The psychiatrist says, 'I can clearly see your nuts.'

An Scotsman walks into his doctor's office with a steering wheel attached to his scrotum. So naturally the doctor asks, "why do you have a steering wheel attached to your scrotum?" "Aye doctor," responds the Scotsman, "it's driving me nuts!"
 
2007-07-28 02:47:52 AM
The fact that he should have died so many times already just proves to me that you can't kill evil.
Well the doctor can get hiccups this time around.
 
2007-07-28 02:50:18 AM
Detroit_Bob: Jesus Christ, some of you are easily amused. That Cheney joke-meme is 7 years old.

I somewhat agree in general, but this is a nice twist to it. With the reverse happening a week ago, the timing was perfect, it was well executed, and it's amusing.
 
2007-07-28 02:54:50 AM
That man's heart has failed so many times I doubt he even needs it to live anymore.
 
2007-07-28 02:55:10 AM
This "pacemaker battery" is just nonsense to cover up the real intent of the operation, which is to swap Cheney's failed heart with the freshly-harvested heart of a newborn babe that the VP is expected to bring along with him in one of those cooler thingies.
 
2007-07-28 02:55:52 AM
www.bongonews.com
 
2007-07-28 02:55:56 AM
Hey, you'd have cardiac problems too if you heart was the proverbial "two sizes too small".
 
2007-07-28 02:57:06 AM
All I can say to Flying Lasagna Monster is, "good timing!"
 
2007-07-28 03:01:57 AM
www.extrememortman.com

I guess Cheney has had experience in running the show while someone else plays the President on TV.


/yes, that's rummy on the left
//what an incredible legacy you left us, Ford
///wow cheney can smile! He probably just killed a puppy or something
 
2007-07-28 03:02:54 AM
Robot heart, that makes perfect sense.

Poor Cheney's heart, all it wants to do is commit suicide to escape the evil prick, and its forced to live beyond its will.
 
2007-07-28 03:17:12 AM
Flying Lasagna Monster:

Is that the Death Star in the background?
 
2007-07-28 03:18:09 AM
Why do I have a feeling Cheney is having his doctors work on some sort of Futurama head vase thingy so he can continue to pull Bush's strings even after his heart is dead and gone.
 
2007-07-28 03:23:20 AM
FTA: He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant the defibrillator

John Spencer (fictional politics) dies in one shot, and still Cheney trudges on. It's like the Denis Leary bit where he contemplates why none of the bullets hit Yoko when Lennon got shot.
 
2007-07-28 03:25:59 AM
Flying Lasagna Monster:
/yes, that's rummy on the left


www.hotflick.net
 
2007-07-28 03:29:32 AM
captain_napalm: ah, yes. so many of you willing to wish ill on a man, yet he's the evil one...

Not true at all. I hope he lives a good long life. Behind bars.
 
2007-07-28 03:47:30 AM
img404.imageshack.us

/respek yo
 
2007-07-28 03:54:33 AM
///wow cheney can smile! He probably just killed a puppy or something

Nah, he had hair back then.
 
2007-07-28 04:18:25 AM
Quick constitutional question: If Cheney is incapacitated during surgery, and meanwhile GWB gets assassinated; who becomes president in the meantime? Speaker? Senate Pro Tem? Sec State?
 
2007-07-28 04:33:59 AM
cache.wonkette.com

this headline was way better when I saw it on wonkette ~12 hours ago.

/-1 for the ripoff, subby
 
2007-07-28 04:37:57 AM
When I say MAL you say PRACTICE!
 
2007-07-28 05:28:00 AM
captain_napalm: ah, yes. so many of you willing to wish ill on a man, yet he's the evil one...

Yes, he is the evil one.

Thank you for taking note.
 
2007-07-28 05:56:47 AM
That RMN sure casts a long shadow. . .
/Ha, its 5 o'clock!
 
2007-07-28 06:03:21 AM
I think that the surgery story is a coverup. Not only does he want the Futurama head jar, but I'll bet that he let Shrub go back to his job because Cheney got writer's cramp from signing all those routine papers.

/I like to see Groening's take on Nixon and Cheney together....
 
2007-07-28 07:39:53 AM
World to Cheney:

img520.imageshack.us
 
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