Bufu: your husband's a Liter.

But he's clever and a nifty little dancer so I keep him around.

Damnit, I can't get out of worik :-( Hope you guys have a kick ass time though!

Where do you work? I'll call in a bomb threat.

Creepy Lurker Guy: She didn't say she'd find something frumpy to wear.

AlabamaGirl: Maybe you should bring several changes of clothes.

Maybe she should change out of her clothes.

aphexcoil: Maybe she should change out of her clothes.

Is this going to be one of those Fark Parties?

We can only hope, CLG, we can only hope...

markstev717: My Liver Hurts: Speak for yourself.

Fiiiine. Bring your dudes, but only if they have hot younger sisters that put out.

Honestly, Mark, like you would have the courage to hit on any female.

alecalec123: so is the make out couple going to be there again?

We might or might not. But since there seems to be such a clamor for seersucker, I promise to wear my seersucker sundress if we do come.

1 free shot for showing up?

Who wants to buy me a free "first time on DC metro" beer/shot?

How about a "first time inside DC proper" beer/shot?

What about a "one for the road/pre-deployment" beer/shot?
If you say no to this one, you officially hate America and The USAF.
Not just the Military, but the USAF!

\milk everything I can, as much as I can
\\open to negotiation
\\\I'll get ya when I return

$5 Dumplings up around the corner, what is that damn place called, damn............

I'll bring the ruffies!

i am going to show up and only drink milk.

I'll show up sober.

I think I may well attend this grand occasion, if the slaveboy is not needed at work. It was such a mistake, leasing him out that way...

There will have to be Scotch, though. I don't touch domestic beer unless I need to rehydrate in the desert or put out a brush fire. Yuengling is decent for the slaveboy, but a Mistress must have some standards.

Dress code includes leather?

Looks like I'll have to come straight from putting in some cabinets and come bonus-less... but I will be there

Bufu: I'll show up sober.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I bet you're pre-gaming right now.

strangenbeautiful: Honestly, Mark, like you would have the courage to hit on any female.

you're right.
/why am i soooo awkward?

/couldn't resist

adragontattoo:
You also gonna start sticking fingers up their bums?

"I've got to be careful. So, what I'm gonna do is sneak up on her and jam my thumb in her butthole." (with clicky-pop japanese strangeness)

Don't know if anyone'll read this now because it's late in the game but...

Next time you have a FARK party in D.C. could you do it on a weekday (like Friday) so those of us in the 'burbs can take the commuter train in? MARC train doesn't run on the weekend :(


/A sad lonely farkette out in Glen Burnie
//drinking alone on Saturday
///cryin' in her beer

Yeah, bighairyguy, I was thinking the same thing...maybe with wheels and a place to sit...it could be called..."that thing with wheels that gets you places and you can sit in it" or something like that.

Somebody should invent something like that, I think.

Good! Then I'll try to make the next party on a Friday. :)

(I'm new to the area, only been here a month, so I don't know about the past parties.)

Also, I would take the "thing with wheels that gets you places and you can sit in it", but there's no where to "put the thing with wheels that gets you places and sits on it in a side street where you don't have to pay and won't get a ticket".

Nightfiresown: Next time you have a FARK party in D.C. could you do it on a weekday

Drive to the Greenbelt Metro station, it's only about 20 minutes from Glen Burnie.

Nightfiresown: Also, I would take the "thing with wheels that gets you places and you can sit in it", but there's no where to "put the thing with wheels that gets you places and sits on it in a side street where you don't have to pay and won't get a ticket".

Street parking in DC is free on the weekends.

blessthe40oz: Drive to the Greenbelt Metro station, it's only about 20 minutes from Glen Burnie.

This.

rathoth: If you say no to this one, you officially hate America and The USAF.

That gets many shots from me.

/USAF honorably discharged.

There's unmetered street parking after 6 PM in the District. You might have to walk a few blocks, but you can find space. Especially in the summer.

/or, blessthe40oz's suggestion is good, too.

//party begins at 7. You could drive in, find a 2 hour metered space at 4, see some sights/museums etc., and make your way to RFD right at 7.

///but if you want to get hammered, you should arrange nearby lodging!

Does anyone who's from the burbs and set on going want to drive me to the party in their "thing with wheels that gets you places"?

"blessthe40oz: Drive to the Greenbelt Metro station, it's only about 20 minutes from Glen Burnie."


Ah hah! Thank you. I'll do that then :) See you all there

Wow...we got another woman to come to the party...just...wow!

Nightfiresown: Also, I would take the "thing with wheels that gets you places and you can sit in it", but there's no where to "put the thing with wheels that gets you places and sits on it in a side street where you don't have to pay and won't get a ticket".

1. Take 95 down to the 495 east and get off at the Greenbelt Metro exit.
2. Buy a SmartTrip card, take the green line the Gallery Place station.
3. Party!

Last train leaves for Greenbelt from Gallery Place at 3:16 AM.

What is this "car" of which you speak, adragontattoo?

rathoth

What about a "one for the road/pre-deployment" beer/shot?
If you say no to this one, you officially hate America and The USAF

We'll buy you a shot. My boyfriend is USAF and we'll both be there. (Our first fark party! Woo hoo!)

adragontattoo: which when connected to a few other parts makes the wheels go round and round

you started out strong, then let it get away at the end.

So is someone bringing nametag supplies, or are we supposed to come up with our own?

And where will we be inside?

adragontattoo

Uh huh... your loss! (One less chick!)

Addison brings the name tags since he is the organizer.

/and a Sharpie.

Addison, I'll bring name tag labels for tonight, no worries.

adragontattoo, oh, you mean ..."that thing with wheels that gets you places and you can sit in it"...I see now.

I have much to learn from you, adragontattoo...