Bufu: Addison, I'll bring name tag labels for tonight, no worries.

you sure? let me know somewhat soon if you cant.

If I have to wear a nametag it's going to read either Slake Fistcrunch or Big McLargeHuge.

I have them already, ahwahoo2006. And a Sharpie, too. And I'll get there at or before 7.

No worries.

adragontattoo, I bow to my sensei.

I BOW TO MY SENSEI!!!

YouWinAgainGravity: If I have to wear a nametag it's going to read either Slake Fistcrunch or Big McLargeHuge.

I think Nerdy McNerderson would be much more appropriate.

YouWinAgainGravity: If I have to wear a nametag it's going to read either Slake Fistcrunch or Big McLargeHuge.

Or Frodo Baggins, considering you look like a hobbit.

Bufu: I have them already, ahwahoo2006. And a Sharpie, too. And I'll get there at or before 7.

Thanks, I will be there before 7 as well.

Nightfiresown:

"blessthe40oz: Drive to the Greenbelt Metro station, it's only about 20 minutes from Glen Burnie."


Ah hah! Thank you. I'll do that then :) See you all there

I live about 5 miles from the Greenbelt station. Gonna taxicab it to and back from the station.

Just throwing it out there.

\nice guy
\\quiet neighborly type
\\\ssh ssh anticipating makes it hurt more


wantyou2wantme:
We'll buy you a shot. My boyfriend is USAF and we'll both be there. (Our first fark party! Woo hoo!)

All we need is an Army dude to stop from getting in a fight all night and it'll be a True Blue Party!

First fark party here as well

YouWinAgainGravity: If I have to wear a nametag it's going to read either Slake Fistcrunch or Big McLargeHuge.

What, no Roll FizzleBeef?

/also, is leave for DC right now... see you all there

Nightfiresown: Does anyone who's from the burbs and set on going want to drive me to the party in their "thing with wheels that gets you places"?

Yes, except glen burnie is far.

/lives in the city
//has 2 parking places tho

Nightfiresown: Does anyone who's from the burbs and set on going want to drive me to the party in their "thing with wheels that gets you places"?

I'll drive you down if you can find a way back up.

Any single farkers have an extra couch in the city? Worth 40 bucks to you? Please text me -- 443 309 6119. I can't leave the city.

I really hope I don't get mugged/stabbed/maimed trying to get back later tonight.

What about raped, shot, stalked, kidnapped, sold as a sex slave to some eastern European country, etc. ?

You can't discount any of those in DC.

This thread is dead. Everyone must be pre-gaming. Time for a shower and then grab some clothes and head down. Oh boy.

I'm showered and dressed. I'm gonna leave here(Huntington - yellow line) at 5:30 so expect me there shortly before 7.

I showered and got dressed yesterday, and that should be good enough for this crew.

/watch out for me in my shiny Hawaiian shirt.

I showered and got dressed yesterday, and that should be good enough for this crew.

At least once a week for the underwear, though. You have to follow at least that one man rule.

I have to decide which ridiculous pants to wear tonight.

aphexcoil:

I showered and got dressed yesterday, and that should be good enough for this crew.

At least once a week for the underwear, though. You have to follow at least that one man rule.

At least once a week for what? Change them or fabreze them?

I always thought it was the latter.

AlabamaGirl: k, I made it! I am in town!

I really hope I don't get mugged/stabbed/maimed trying to get back later tonight.

All the way from Alabama for a fark party, that's dedication.
Oh and regarding the stabbings, refer to the map to avoid possible stabbing situations.

ahwahoo2006: I have to decide which ridiculous pants to wear tonight.

I imagine you have an entire closet of ridiculous pants.

markstev717: ahwahoo2006: I have to decide which ridiculous pants to wear tonight.

I imagine you have an entire closet of ridiculous pants.

That's about right.

ahwahoo2006: That's about right.

My liter/lurker friend is coming I think. I'm shooting for 7pm so i can take you up on that introductory shot.

markstev717: I'm shooting for 7pm so i can take you up on that introductory shot.

First round of shots (i.e. the one on me) will be promptly at 7:05pm.

ahwahoo2006: First round of shots (i.e. the one on me) will be promptly at 7:05pm.

You're a good man.

I need vodka

Stars_At_Night: I need vodka

It's spelled "vodak"!
Haven't you ever been on the internet before? Gosh.

ahwahoo2006: First round of shots (i.e. the one on me) will be promptly at 7:05pm.

hot.

kronicfeld: Don't let your mouth write checks your body can't cashiathink what you mean is:

"Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash"

I need vodka.

I'm confused. What is this "vodka" of which you speak?

I've been a good boy and am still on my first drink of the evening (okay, it's bout 6 or 7 oz. of bourbon, but it's still ONE DRINK, dammit!) so, I'll arrive in about an hour soberish, unlike the Ireland 4 Courts party nearly a year ago to the day.

Looking forward to seeing (and remembering) everyone!

BTW, if you're there early and hungry, I highly recommend Capital BBQ (get the brisket). Matchbox is also really good, but it's more sit-down.

Then there's always FiveGuys for burgers

//All on H Street within a block from the bar

Stars, can you dun borrow me a muumuu??? Nothing I have fits. :(

TKU, you can borrow my boxer shorts.

They are, perforce, extra roomy.

TheKnownUniverse: Stars, can you dun borrow me a muumuu??? Nothing I have fits. :(

come here fat slut

Someone have a shot on me, pls. And be kind to my cardboard cutout.

/Stuck moving my shiat into the new apartment.
//Afternoon made up for the inconvenience... how YOU doin...? ;)

TwoBitFratWhore: Someone have a shot on me, pls. And be kind to my cardboard cutout.

I put a hurtin' on that cutout.

You people are a bunch of dorks. And not the good kind!

I keed. I keed.
Some of you brought females!

wantyou2wantme:

Thanks for the shot! Much appreciated!

\and who was that cute little...very little ...Lawyer chick
\\can't remember names, can remember 1 foot taller 'brother'

Had a MUCH better time at this one guys. Thanks a bunch. Already looking forward to the next one. Alas, going to bed now....

TwoBitFratWhore: Someone have a shot on me, pls. And be kind to my cardboard cutout.

/Stuck moving my shiat into the new apartment.
//Afternoon made up for the inconvenience... how YOU doin...? ;)

if you had come, we would have had more ladies there and i might not have lost 5 bucks.

YouWinAgainGravity:if you had come, we would have had more ladies there and i might not have lost 5 bucks.

from a bet i should clarify

YouWinAgainGravity: YouWinAgainGravity:if you had come, we would have had more ladies there and i might not have lost 5 bucks.

from a bet i should clarify

please do - and again, my apologies. Was putting an apartment together 2 hours away.

612WharfAvenue: TwoBitFratWhore: Someone have a shot on me, pls. And be kind to my cardboard cutout.

I put a hurtin' on that cutout.


Concurrently, my left middle finger put a hurtin' on the real thing.

To all the farkheads who left without paying - F*CK YOU

Everybody else, you're cool.

The only picture I have is a short video of blessthe40oz acting like a fag on the metro. I hope others got some better ones, hopefully without my fat arms in them.

DC RULES WOOOOOOOOOOOO

I heart beer