ahwahoo2006: TwoBitFratWhore: /and NOW we know why i'm not gettin any.

I keep offering...

Sounds good to me, but only if you can beat me in Irish Car Bombs...

AlabamaGirl: Bufu: I'm going to be wearing a shiny Hawaiian shirt.

I am pretty sure I won't be wearing pants again.

Yeah? well I won't be wearing ANYTHING. again.

/out-attention-whore THAT.

I won't be wearing anything still

/telecommuting ftw

chainsawninja: I won't be wearing anything still

/telecommuting ftw

how YOU doin?

ahwahoo2006:
I keep offering...

lunchinlewis:
Hey, I'm not sayin no.

As my grandpappy always used to say, "You can't rape the willing."

TwoBitFratWhore: Sounds good to me, but only if you can beat me in Irish Car Bombs...

I'm game, even if I have to drive down to Richmond.

*crickets*

Guardian: where can I find that quote?

As my grandpappy always used to say, "You can't rape the willing."

No, but you can pillage.

lunchinlewis: cuz you look a wee bit like sean hannitty

If anybody needs me, I'll be up on the roof running around with my eyes closed.

The last party was plenty entertaining. Things I remember:
1.)Someone ordered milk. (wierdos)

2.)That couple at the end of the bar making out for a long time. (I actually thought they were going to do it!)

3.)Going to the wrong room and finding out I was at a 16 year olds party. (there was a disco ball! I should of stayed there...)

4.)A bunch of girls got on stools and flashed everyone cause they needed money for the tab. (I was glad I didn't stay at the 16 year old party :) )

I was the dude with CCCP shirt on, Should I wear that tomorrow night too? Or shall I out dress you mofos? Not to hard by the likes of it hehehehehehhehe i kid! i kid :)

Chris Barr: As my grandpappy always used to say, "You can't rape the willing."

But you can sure as hell try, and that's half the fun.

alecalec123: The last party was plenty entertaining. Things I remember:
1.)Someone ordered milk. (wierdos)

2.)That couple at the end of the bar making out for a long time. (I actually thought they were going to do it!)

3.)Going to the wrong room and finding out I was at a 16 year olds party. (there was a disco ball! I should of stayed there...)

4.)A bunch of girls got on stools and flashed everyone cause they needed money for the tab. (I was glad I didn't stay at the 16 year old party :) )

I was the dude with CCCP shirt on, Should I wear that tomorrow night too? Or shall I out dress you mofos? Not to hard by the likes of it hehehehehehhehe i kid! i kid :)

I got sent up to that party - they thought i was 16...

Damn, 612WharfAvenue, that's hilarious!

alecalec123: Or shall I out dress you mofos?

No one outdresses me.

TwoBitFratWhore: I got sent up to that party - they thought i was 16...

That's half of why you're so hot :)

ahwahoo2006: alecalec123: Or shall I out dress you mofos?

No one outdresses me.

and apparently, no one underdresses chainsawninja

kronicfeld: ahwahoo2006: That's half of why you're so hot :)

Yes, people, he is this sketchy in person.

I'd say sketchier.

kronicfeld:
Yes, people, he is this sketchy in person.

Wasn't he on "To Catch a Predator" a couple seasons back?

/Seriously people, this work day needs to end so I can get FYD this weekend
//Time has never crawled towards 5pm so slowly.

Hey ahwahoo!
Were you the dood with the crazy pants on?

I've got to give props to those pants...
those pants say:

You better RECOGNIZE!!!! fOoool!

(yeah recognize that those pants are overboard! heheheh I kid! I kid!)

But seriously I dare someone to wear a searsucker suit to this thing. I would go to burger king and steal one of those king hats and then come back to the party and pronounce them king of the searsucker suit guys. Then I would do a little artistic dance which would describe my feelings of hate toward the searsucker king, and how he should be made fun of by the guys who wear popped collars.
Why pop the collar? does it make sense to you???? I ask you all this question that plagues the universe! I ask you!

alecalec123: Hey ahwahoo!
Were you the dood with the crazy pants on?

I've got to give props to those pants...
those pants say:

You better RECOGNIZE!!!! fOoool!

(yeah recognize that those pants are overboard! heheheh I kid! I kid!)

But seriously I dare someone to wear a searsucker suit to this thing. I would go to burger king and steal one of those king hats and then come back to the party and pronounce them king of the searsucker suit guys. Then I would do a little artistic dance which would describe my feelings of hate toward the searsucker king, and how he should be made fun of by the guys who wear popped collars.
Why pop the collar? does it make sense to you???? I ask you all this question that plagues the universe! I ask you!

Are you high?

I'm wearing my wetsuit

I'm wearing a hockey jersey.

Mark me down as a definite maybe. Depends upon how much Skynyrd and such I listen to tonight.

if I wear a suit, the ladies get...

never mind.

Maybe I'll go full nerd and wear some of my Buffy garb. Or maybe Firefly.

Couldn't find my Homer "Just D'oh! IT!" sweatshirt to wear to the movie this afternoon.

D'oh!

spiffymonkey: those pants say:

You better RECOGNIZE!!!! fOoool!

(yeah recognize that those pants are overboard! heheheh I kid! I kid!)

But seriously I dare someone to wear a searsucker suit to this thing. I would go to burger king and steal one of those king hats and then come back to the party and pronounce them king of the searsucker suit guys. Then I would do a little artistic dance which would describe my feelings of hate toward the searsucker king, and how he should be made fun of by the guys who wear popped collars.
Why pop the collar? does it make sense to you???? I ask you all this question that plagues the universe! I ask you!

You're at 11... We need you at about a 7.

chainsawninja: if I wear a suit, the ladies get...

never mind.

Oh please wear the suit!

/Oh yes! A spanking! A spanking!!

kronicfeld: It is going to feel weird not wearing formal wear to one of these...

will you be wearing a football jersey tucked into jeans??

612WharfAvenue thats great!!!

TwoBit:
apropos, seeing as how you start fights each and every time you go to a bar--

Zombie Zero: Mark me down as a definite maybe. Depends upon how much Skynyrd and such I listen to tonight.

qua? Is Curtis Lowe somehow going to inspire you to hang with a bunch of shiny-shirted fools and cardboard cut-outs?

/nice to see you 'round these parts again :)

spiffymonkey said:

Are you high?

no, but you know where I can get? ;) hehehehhe just kidding
I just hate those who have popped collar. it just annoys me...like people who stand on the left side of the escalator on the metro...Its so a "WTF?"
Come on people I'm the dude flying down the escaltor on the left side and secretly you all hope I trip and fall....

I meant the hockey... never mind...

alecalec123: But seriously I dare someone to wear a searsucker suit to this thing

I do have one of those, but I probably will not be wearing it. I do have something else planned, however.

chainsawninja: TwoBit:
apropos, seeing as how you start fights each and every time you go to a bar--

damn. this is true.

Dumb biatches just don't know how to keep it in check.

so... Irish Carbombs?

My liver hurts wrote:
You're at 11... We need you at about a 7.

But this one goes to 11....

/too random?

TwoBitFratWhore: chainsawninja: TwoBit:
apropos, seeing as how you start fights each and every time you go to a bar--

damn. this is true.

Dumb biatches just don't know how to keep it in check.

so... Irish Carbombs?

The more the merrier!

alecalec123: My liver hurts wrote:
You're at 11... We need you at about a 7.

But this one goes to 11....

/too random?

no. foolish.

/I call it Lick My Love Pump.