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(Fark)   Final Reminder: DC Fark Party tomorrow, 7pm. First round of shots is on me   (fark.com) divider line 383
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2007-07-27 02:15:24 PM
bighairyguy if any of you are lame, I'm turning around and heading for the dead homeless man at the Metro.

They shoot horses, don't they?
 
2007-07-27 02:15:26 PM
My Liver Hurts: Why would we be posting when we're busy drinking?

This. That. These. Those.
 
2007-07-27 02:15:47 PM
markstev717: Hopefully it's life size.

With a couple of well-placed holes?
 
2007-07-27 02:15:59 PM
cubsfan07: Yeah, that'll get ya laid.

but if I don't wear one how will she know what name to scream?
 
2007-07-27 02:16:03 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: hawaiian shirts

Damn you. Damn you to hell.

/will have to find a different shirt
 
2007-07-27 02:17:05 PM
PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP
 
2007-07-27 02:17:15 PM
ahwahoo2006: cubsfan07: Seriously, though - can someone tell me exactly what goes on at a Fark party? I mean, how does anyone identify another Farker at a bar? Are you wearing a Fark hat/t-shirt?

The cheetos dust on the fingers and lips along with the pasty white complexion and the rank smell are usually a dead giveaway.


So much for going and then hiding in the corner.
 
2007-07-27 02:17:28 PM
My Liver Hurts: markstev717: Hopefully it's life size.

With a couple of well-placed holes?


I can't allow that. Then my avatar would be getting more action than me. And that is simply unallowable.
 
2007-07-27 02:17:43 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: hawaiian wolf shirts

FTFY
 
2007-07-27 02:17:51 PM
dc-kid: I think markstev is trying to tell me something

I was trying to convey to you my interest in sexual innuendo, specifically bodily fluid jokes.

My Liver Hurts: With a couple of well-placed holes?

ANd an ugly chick on the other side.
 
2007-07-27 02:18:07 PM
gravital: If the husband could go, I would be there.

You could come without him....
 
2007-07-27 02:18:09 PM
lunchinlewis: TwoBitFratWhore: hawaiian shirts

Damn you. Damn you to hell.

/will have to find a different shirt


I know my farkers.
 
2007-07-27 02:18:32 PM
God knows what a Rotten party looks like.
 
2007-07-27 02:19:39 PM
ahwahoo2006: You could come without him....

Or not at all............................................................................. .........?
 
2007-07-27 02:19:40 PM
AzDownboy: TwoBitFratWhore: hawaiian wolf shirts

FTFY


Ah, you're right. I almost said "animal shirts." Figured the ill-fitting trousers would cover the difference.
 
2007-07-27 02:20:15 PM
My Liver Hurts: Why would we be posting when we're busy drinking?

Yes. This.


Addison, you can't back out of buying that first round of shots now. I'll even try to get there on time just for this.
 
2007-07-27 02:20:41 PM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-27 02:21:41 PM
spiffymonkey: Addison, you can't back out of buying that first round of shots now.

I'm always good for alcohol.
 
2007-07-27 02:23:10 PM
TheKnownUniverse: PLOP PLOP PLOP PLOP

Hey, look who decided to plop in!
 
2007-07-27 02:27:09 PM
I am very tempted to come because well, it's on the Green Line! Nothing is ever on the Green Line. Maybe worth coming.
 
2007-07-27 02:29:19 PM
bglove25: I am very tempted to come because well, it's on the Green Line! Nothing is ever on the Green Line. Maybe worth coming.

Hate to break it to you, but since, according to your profile you are 19, all you will be doing if you come is staring in through the window.
 
2007-07-27 02:29:42 PM
Alternatively, look for the crowd of guys taking turns with a cardboard cutout.
 
2007-07-27 02:30:52 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: look for the crowd of guys taking turns with a cardboard cutout.

That's more like it.
 
2007-07-27 02:31:21 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: Ah, you're right. I almost said "animal shirts." Figured the ill-fitting trousers would cover the difference.

I thought you meant Garanimals at first, those rock!
 
2007-07-27 02:31:47 PM
Simpsons movie: Exxxxxcellent.
 
2007-07-27 02:34:10 PM
markstev717:
Well, are they girls? You're being vague. This party doesn't need more dudes, dude.

That was implied.

cubsfan07:
Seriously, though - can someone tell me exactly what goes on at a Fark party? I mean, how does anyone identify another Farker at a bar? Are you wearing a Fark hat/t-shirt?

Look for a bunch of dudes all hitting on the same 4 chicks. Pretty much how I found the last one.

/kidding
//only slightly
///Whatever, I'm going to be at COWPIE riding some Urban Cowgirls
////I'll tell you all how that goes later
 
2007-07-27 02:34:35 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: Alternatively, look for the crowd of guys taking turns with a cardboard cutout.

I'll bring "a" fleshlight.
 
2007-07-27 02:35:53 PM
lunchinlewis: TwoBitFratWhore: Alternatively, look for the crowd of guys taking turns with a cardboard cutout.

I'll bring "a" fleshlight.


think i just threw up a little there... my poor fake-me.
 
2007-07-27 02:36:36 PM
Chris Barr: markstev717:
Well, are they girls? You're being vague. This party doesn't need more dudes, dude.

That was implied.

cubsfan07:
Seriously, though - can someone tell me exactly what goes on at a Fark party? I mean, how does anyone identify another Farker at a bar? Are you wearing a Fark hat/t-shirt?

Look for a bunch of dudes all hitting on the same 4 chicks. Pretty much how I found the last one.

/kidding
//only slightly
///Whatever, I'm going to be at COWPIE riding some Urban Cowgirls
////I'll tell you all how that goes later


seconded.
 
2007-07-27 02:37:38 PM
miiight be able to make it.

/wolf shirts on a Saturday? not likely: those are practically de rigeur at certain workplaces on casual Fridays.

//Saturdays in DC = shiny shirt and Axe Old Spice for this playa
 
2007-07-27 02:38:19 PM
TwoBitFratWhore:
seconded.

Damn. I was hoping for my first "This" even though I hate that meme.
 
2007-07-27 02:38:55 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: think i just threw up a little there... my poor fake-me.

You're just jealous of it.
 
2007-07-27 02:39:32 PM
chainsawninja: miiight be able to make it.

/wolf shirts on a Saturday? not likely: those are practically de rigeur at certain workplaces on casual Fridays.

//Saturdays in DC = shiny shirt and Axe Old Spice for this playa


hawt.
 
2007-07-27 02:39:49 PM
chainsawninja: //Saturdays in DC = shiny shirt and Old Spice for this playa

city slicker
 
2007-07-27 02:42:30 PM
chainsawninja:

//Saturdays in DC = shiny shirt and Axe Old Spice for this playa


FAP FAP FAP FAP

My next post will also consist of a string of words that end with the letter "P."
 
2007-07-27 02:42:38 PM
chainsawninja: //Saturdays in DC = shiny shirt and Axe Old Spice for this playa

pimptastic
 
2007-07-27 02:43:14 PM
ahwahoo2006: TwoBitFratWhore: think i just threw up a little there... my poor fake-me.

You're just jealous of it.


Oh yeah, CLEARLY...

::hangs head::

Okay, yeah.

At this point, I might actually be willing to forgive shiny shirts...
 
2007-07-27 02:45:01 PM
TheKnownUniverse: chainsawninja:

//Saturdays in DC = shiny shirt and Axe Old Spice for this playa

FAP FAP FAP FAP

My next post will also consist of a string of words that end with the letter "P."


Fight ya for him!

/just wants a good cat fight.
 
2007-07-27 02:45:14 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: At this point, I might actually be willing to forgive shiny shirts...

But not Hawaiian shirts? I see how it is.
 
2007-07-27 02:45:25 PM
TheKnownUniverse:
FAP FAP FAP FAP

My next post will also consist of a string of words that end with the letter "P."


Sure that magic letter isn't a "Z"?

/Buzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2007-07-27 02:46:06 PM
lunchinlewis: TwoBitFratWhore: At this point, I might actually be willing to forgive shiny shirts...

But not Hawaiian shirts? I see how it is.


how about shiny Hawaiian shirts?
 
2007-07-27 02:46:28 PM
kellyshannon: They shoot horses, don't they?

My legs work fine and I'm more of a bear so I'm only worried about being shot randomly.

/Someone please add the area's random shootings to the map
//The stabbings look lonely
 
2007-07-27 02:46:53 PM
lunchinlewis: TwoBitFratWhore: At this point, I might actually be willing to forgive shiny shirts...

But not Hawaiian shirts? I see how it is.


I might be willing to forgive your hawaiian shirt cuz you look a wee bit like sean hannitty
 
2007-07-27 02:49:04 PM
bighairyguy: /Someone please add the area's random shootings to the map
//The stabbings look lonely


oh lord, do I need to bring my bodyguard with me this time again?
 
2007-07-27 02:50:21 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: cuz you look a wee bit like sean hannitty

If anybody needs me, I'll be up on the roof running around with my eyes closed.
 
Tuz
2007-07-27 02:51:29 PM
AlabamaGirl: lunchinlewis: TwoBitFratWhore: At this point, I might actually be willing to forgive shiny shirts...

But not Hawaiian shirts? I see how it is.

how about shiny Hawaiian shirts?


I think I have a shiny Hawaiian shirt...
 
2007-07-27 02:52:32 PM
lunchinlewis: TwoBitFratWhore: cuz you look a wee bit like sean hannitty

If anybody needs me, I'll be up on the roof running around with my eyes closed.


LOL.

/and NOW we know why i'm not gettin any.
 
2007-07-27 02:54:42 PM
TwoBitFratWhore: /and NOW we know why i'm not gettin any.

I keep offering...
 
2007-07-27 02:54:48 PM
Tuz: I think I have a shiny Hawaiian shirt...

oh?
 
2007-07-27 02:56:59 PM
I'm going to be wearing a shiny Hawaiian shirt. A red one.
 
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