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lucyfer		2007-07-25 12:41:03 PM

i dont have to kiss her, just as long as she lets me fark the hell out of her.

/one can only dream...

kickoutthelights		2007-07-25 01:11:31 PM

submitter: Kelly Clarkson has only kissed five boys in her life because she's ~~scared of catching herpes~~ getting fatter and fatter every day.

FTFY.

robsul82		2007-07-25 01:29:22 PM

"That's good advice!"

/"avoid the clap - Jimmy Dugan"

UberDave		2007-07-25 01:53:17 PM

Just wait until she gets wind of Space Herpes...

BigWoodenSpoon		2007-07-25 02:07:21 PM

On the mouth, right?

Brown Sauce		2007-07-25 02:07:51 PM

I'm sure it has nothing to do with her unappealing face

Theonceovertwice		2007-07-25 02:08:32 PM

"avoid the clap - Jimmy Dugan"

Ha ha ha ha
"There's no crying in baseball!"

tehvodak		2007-07-25 02:11:25 PM

FTFAI have never smoked anything in my life. I've never tried any drugs. I wouldn't do anything that would cause holes in your brain or your nasal cavity. Call me Texan, but I don't think of marijuana like that."

It will cause teh holes in mah brayne!

HAHAHAAH

Seymour's Fat Lady		2007-07-25 02:11:54 PM

Well that's certainly the dumbest fu**ing article I've read today.

Mr. Slippyfist		2007-07-25 02:13:18 PM

And those 5 boys kissed Kelly only after knowing for sure that they weren't going to catch fat.

Chuck Cunningham		2007-07-25 02:15:41 PM

How many girls has she kissed?

/fap fap

cowsspinach		2007-07-25 02:16:29 PM

Okay..so what? I`ve only had 3 boyfriends my entire life and kissed maybe less than 10 guys.
Why the shock?

/prude? nah just a science geek

SuperCrackMonkey		2007-07-25 02:18:50 PM

From this to that

clicky poppy fat Kelly goodness.

FarktheHeraldAngelSings		2007-07-25 02:19:57 PM

Wow.... a girl who's afraid of kissing because she doesn't want to catch cooties. A girl who is that sexually liberated must be a real minx in bed.

SuperCrackMonkey		2007-07-25 02:21:54 PM

DO NOT WANT

thetrendsetter.files.wordpress.com

What is she wearing, a freaking muu-muu?

Mini Ditka		2007-07-25 02:27:49 PM

That doesn't mean she hasn't sucked 37 dicks.

e lo		2007-07-25 02:28:40 PM

SuperCrackMonkey, that pic reminds me of something else ...

Oh yeah:

img504.imageshack.us

p the boiler		2007-07-25 02:28:58 PM

Texan

LargeCanine		2007-07-25 02:31:00 PM

UberDave: Just wait until she gets wind of Space Herpes...

i137.photobucket.com

I think you owe the lady an apology.

Chester Fields		2007-07-25 02:32:32 PM

Kissing is for homos anyway.

freddyfourfingers		2007-07-25 02:33:54 PM

It's cause she's really gay.... like rosie

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy		2007-07-25 02:34:21 PM

I would kiss her, right where she stinks.

Slackfumasta		2007-07-25 02:37:09 PM

Somebody needs to tell her that if she's afraid of herpes, she should just do anal.

I volunteer.

willabr		2007-07-25 02:38:05 PM

Her armpit?

Chemical_Turk		2007-07-25 02:38:46 PM

I thinking Gay as well.

namatad		2007-07-25 02:45:11 PM

well,
she also thinks she is still a virgin cause anal and oral dont count

/want those 5 mins of my life back

Bartman66		2007-07-25 02:47:31 PM

So she has kissed half as many "boys" as Clay?

Fark U		2007-07-25 02:47:31 PM

Mini Ditka: That doesn't mean she hasn't sucked 37 dicks.

lmfao thread winnar!

freddyfourfingers		2007-07-25 02:49:21 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy: I would kiss her, right where she stinks.

damn man, you gona kiss her whole body? You da man!

Bartman66		2007-07-25 02:52:15 PM

Whoopty Whoo The Precious Bongo Boy:
I would kiss her, right where she stinks.

You would kiss her talent??

mathmonkey		2007-07-25 03:01:38 PM

Bartman66: So she has kissed half as many "boys" as Clay?

Girls, Bartman. Boys kiss girls.

blogwiz		2007-07-25 03:03:02 PM

I would fark her no matter what anyone else says about her and I wouldn't even try and kiss her unless she wants me to kiss her.

Bartman66		2007-07-25 03:03:40 PM

mathmonkey
Girls, Bartman. Boys kiss girls.

??Have you ever seen Clay?? Your guess is as good as mine

AdolfOliverPanties		2007-07-25 03:10:09 PM

"She asked me to kiss her where it stinks. I took her to Jersey."

NakedReporta		2007-07-25 03:19:48 PM

I'd say between this and the weight issue that the girl has some serious psychological problems.

coachwdb		2007-07-25 03:23:19 PM

Maybe she should try some Viva Gel

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,290671,00.html

IXI Jim IXI		2007-07-25 03:33:16 PM

If you're 25 and you're still talking about boys, I'm guessing there's pedophilia involved.

PetuniaPumpkin		2007-07-25 03:39:06 PM

Oh for Heaven's sake. Everyone is always biatching about the thin girls and how they're too skinny. Then everyone says we need to love our bodies, blah, blah, blah. Now we have poor Kelly, who is NORMAL looking, and gets attacked for being fat.

Everyone is a bunch of hypocrites.

Whatthefark		2007-07-25 03:41:34 PM

I'll go to the clinic and get a clean bill of health to have her for the night.

She better be gone by the morning though...or making me breakfast.

IXI Jim IXI		2007-07-25 03:42:58 PM

PetuniaPumpkin: Everyone is a bunch of hypocrites.

Like people who complain about people complaining, right? ;)

PetuniaPumpkin		2007-07-25 03:50:29 PM

IXI Jim IXI:

Like people who complain about people complaining, right? ;)

I'm mildly annoyed but I'd hardly call it complaining. I just think it's a bit silly that no matter what, people don't seem satisfied.

IXI Jim IXI		2007-07-25 03:53:09 PM

PetuniaPumpkin: I'm mildly annoyed but I'd hardly call it complaining

At that rate, if you ever hit full-blown pissed-off, we're going to have to hand out codpieces...

Tenk		2007-07-25 03:53:17 PM

PetuniaPumpkin
I think the same thing everytime there's a Kelly Clarkson thread.

hmmurdock		2007-07-25 03:55:07 PM

Nope... that didn't fix it.

Hey PetuniaPumpkin We'd be hypocrites if we were fat and making fun of her for being fat. If I'm, skinny then I can make fun of fat people without being a hypocrite. (I'll still be a shallow a-hole, but I won't be a hypocrite... at least for that)

/don't think PetuniaPumkin is fat, or a sack of antlers.
//How you doin?

mongbiohazard		2007-07-25 03:56:30 PM

IXI Jim IXI: PetuniaPumpkin: Everyone is a bunch of hypocrites.

Like people who complain about people complaining, right? ;)

Wouldn't that only be hypocrisy if PetuniaPumpkin was complaining about people who complain about people that complain?

IXI Jim IXI		2007-07-25 04:00:21 PM

mongbiohazard: Wouldn't that only be hypocrisy if PetuniaPumpkin was complaining about people who complain about people that complain?

I'll have to get back to you on that, as soon as my ears stop bleeding...

OtherLittleGuy		2007-07-25 04:08:12 PM

Obligatory

/would not kick her out for eating crakers

The Gordie Howe Hat Trick		2007-07-25 04:47:10 PM

I like 'em round and big...

raptusregaliter		2007-07-25 05:36:46 PM

C'mon, guys, give her a little credit: she's trying to not be like Lindsay and Paris; a little healthy fear of becoming the next Firecrotch is a good thing.