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(AutoBlog)   Pics of the woman in a Ferrari who stopped at a gas station for smokes while completely nude (Not safe for work)   (autoblog.com) divider line 129
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2007-07-24 11:05:35 PM  
Dumb coont, its hoes like that who give biatches a bad name!
 
2007-07-24 11:07:46 PM  
I'm voting it's all real. But I'm drunk, so I don't think much of reality. And I won't remember this tomorrow anyway.
 
2007-07-24 11:10:33 PM  
RocketRod: Schumie's babes are getting long in the tooth.

/F1 FTW


You owe me a keyboard.
 
2007-07-24 11:10:49 PM  
I love german, everything sounds so angry and intense. It makes me love flying on Lufthansa, where Lifejackets under the seats translates to Schwimmveste unter ihrem sitz....I duno it just cracks me up...

/don't mention the war...
 
2007-07-24 11:11:44 PM  
I'd hit it like it was your mom. Wait, it IS your mom!
 
2007-07-24 11:13:29 PM  
Is that a Ford Focus? In Germany?
 
2007-07-24 11:15:46 PM  
farkin germans
 
2007-07-24 11:16:44 PM  
LOL Farknuck, the ford focus pics in the previous thread were better, but honestly, I'm reserving judgment until I see the full frontal version of this chick.

Check that, I'd hit it like the fist of an angry God. Now I'm off to teh voteboob (nsfw) for further research into this whole, 'Naked woman' thing.
 
2007-07-24 11:17:30 PM  
Nothing makes kittens safe from me like seeing a dame inked like a member of the Yakuza. Some may find tats erotic, but my primitive lust instincts go 'Ick!'
 
2007-07-24 11:17:42 PM  
www.arete-eci.com
 
2007-07-24 11:18:53 PM  
Arthur Jumbles: I really don't understand the appeal of tatoos.... how to spell tattoos.

I'm just kidding friend, but you did do it wrong.

/sorry
//been drinking
 
2007-07-24 11:19:20 PM  
Wasn't that interesting the first time around

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2952494

//why to they greenlight repeats, but not my originals.
 
2007-07-24 11:20:05 PM  
DarthLamont: This should not only be legal, it should be required!

Discovery Channel, not Playboy Channel.

/sadly
 
2007-07-24 11:23:12 PM  
A naked female, Ferrari 430 and a pack of smokes. Sounds like any other day in my life...
 
2007-07-24 11:26:12 PM  
Woodeye, Woodeye
 
2007-07-24 11:27:47 PM  
Punch line...Harelip, Harelip
 
2007-07-24 11:27:58 PM  
Not on the leather biatch!
 
2007-07-24 11:34:21 PM  
There exists a voyeur site on the web that posts submitted pictures of stunts like this.
 
2007-07-24 11:35:01 PM  
This thread's pics are useless.
 
2007-07-24 11:36:40 PM  
Still a naked tatted chick and getting a kick outta these replies...
 
2007-07-24 11:38:59 PM  
Not Safe for Stomachs

Do NOT Want.

Unless she happens to only be a hooker so she can pay for her babys formula.

Then I want.

Cos that's hawt.
 
2007-07-24 11:43:23 PM  
Good thing this didn't happen in Florida.

I mean, if all you have to do to get on The List is moon someone, this chick would be swinging from the gallows before her attorney could file an appeal.
 
2007-07-24 11:43:41 PM  
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer?
Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
 
2007-07-24 11:46:54 PM  
One of the biggest differences that people forget with this whole thing, is that Americans think naked bodies will send them to hell and must be covered at all costs to protect the children and stuff. Europeans are a tad more sensible.

In conservative middle-east, women are forced to cover their face,
In conservative US of A, women are forced to cover their breasts,
In conservative Europe, women are generally not as conservative.
 
2007-07-24 11:47:55 PM  
She's illustrated ...
 
2007-07-24 11:50:59 PM  
she is nude but she is wearing one of those around-the-waist chains that sometimes connects to a belly-button ring
 
2007-07-24 11:52:23 PM  
i'm surprised that this made it to the mainpage of fark 2.0

/haven't gotten over it yet
 
2007-07-25 12:08:25 AM  
yet another reason to read the comments before the article.

sad to say, RTFA
 
2007-07-25 12:08:42 AM  
ZombieCohagen: is that why my used ferrari's passenger seat smells funny?

Two words: snail trails.
 
2007-07-25 12:18:50 AM  
Followup link taken directly from the previous thread? No additional photos? Color me irritated.
 
2007-07-25 12:25:21 AM  
I'm so tired of this scene. Every gas station in my town has one of these every time I drive by! I bet she'd be hot in a sweater though!
 
2007-07-25 12:26:51 AM  
For pete's sake, it's spelled

MASTURBATE.

Don't rely on porn sites for correct spelling!

/seriously! cum on!
 
2007-07-25 12:29:36 AM  
Farknuck: Is that a Ford Focus? In Germany?

It looks more like a Ford Mondeo, which sadly they water down and sell as a Fusion here.. Europe gets all the cool cars, we get committee-designed crap that some marketing weasels determine "meets the appropriate demographic target feature matrix percentages"

Mondeo:

espaciocoches.com
 
2007-07-25 12:36:33 AM  
image.cbslocal.com

Dude, what the fark is wrong with German people?
 
2007-07-25 12:40:20 AM  
farknuck
the ford focus was released in germany 1 or 2 years before it was released in the usa
 
2007-07-25 12:44:00 AM  
@Farknuck:
Actually, the European version of the Ford Focus predates the North American one. I got to hang out with some of the engineers from Germany in the late 1990s when they were completing the North American tooling. They liked to party. And use the metric system. Heh.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Focus_%28International%29
 
2007-07-25 12:53:44 AM  
That car is awesome, I would definitly at least consider looking at a ford before deciding not to buy it.
 
2007-07-25 01:05:47 AM  
She has got some big ass tits

What are ass tits?
 
2007-07-25 02:08:32 AM  
NickPappagiorgio: She has got some big ass tits

What are ass tits?


The one on the ass is for slow dancing.
 
2007-07-25 02:24:00 AM  
Hey, she's no drunken Lindsay Lohan, but still, I'd SPLITTERFASERNACKT!!
 
2007-07-25 02:30:03 AM  
bughunter: Hey, she's no drunken Lindsay Lohan, but still, I'd SPLITTERFASERNACKT!!

I LOL'ed extensively.
 
2007-07-25 02:43:59 AM  
Ok, I'll be the first person to say it, I guess.

Mom?!
 
2007-07-25 02:45:02 AM  
Mr. Xhin

great!
 
2007-07-25 04:01:03 AM  
i swear to god i'm gonna fuggin kill you guys.

dozens of posts and no photo from the article. i went there and it's all jacked up.

just post the pic. i won't have to get violent.

goddamit.

////durnk? ruink...drunk.
 
2007-07-25 04:41:22 AM  
8bit4life: Still a naked tatted chick and getting a kick outta these replies...

No offense, but you look like a rejected SuicideGirl.
 
2007-07-25 04:47:07 AM  
SPLITTERFASERNACKT=

FRAGMENT-FIBER-NAKED

I hate lousy translation programs. Yahoo and Google both came back with this.
 
2007-07-25 04:54:31 AM  
You all are harsh, you'd wished your girlfriend looked like that.

/sans tats
 
2007-07-25 05:16:25 AM  
HoratioGates: SPLITTERFASERNACKT=

FRAGMENT-FIBER-NAKED

I hate lousy translation programs. Yahoo and Google both came back with this.


It's better than what several online dictionarys came up with: mother-naked. I mean I know the expression, but I wouldn't dare use it on the net for fear of it being taken to literally.

I think the word just means being so naked that one doesn't even wear a single chip of material or thread of fiber. Clearly the shoes alone would disqualify the woman in the article.

There is also the related word splitternackt which appears to be a shorted form.

\I want a Ferrari too.
 
2007-07-25 05:22:53 AM  
*****SPOILER*******
She has sex with the driver of the Ferrari
Hot nasty sex
while driving
 
2007-07-25 05:35:05 AM  
The Ford Focus in Germany is NOTHING like the ones in the States. The one I drove was a Turbo diesel that got up to 130 mph in a snap!
 
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