Can we have a Samuel Coleridge Taylor tag?

Control_this: Can we have a Samuel Coleridge Taylor tag?

Sounds like a famous Civil War general.

Control_this, I like your understated style.

Britas for all!

FTW!!!

Water water everwhere, but not a drop to drink.

Il Douchey: Oh noes!! Global Wetting!! Save us teh AlGore SAVE US!!

Gorewinned in the original post. Wow.

B-b-b-but Bush?

Thats it! I am moving to France.

/I just read the harry potter book and was right

As a favor for the Irony Policemen, allow me:

no watah? how we gunna clean our teeths?

/Go and put the kettle on. You take sugar? No thanks, Turkish. I'm sweet enough.

But is it flooding down in Texas???

/DNRTFA

frostbyt: Thats it! I am moving to France.

/I just read the harry potter book and was right

Congrats. Does this mean we get to hear you brag about it all day?

That doesn't qualify as ironic?

Il Douchey: Oh noes!! Global Wetting!! Save us teh AlGore SAVE US!!

Wow, the prize for fastest (and stupidest,) knee jerk goes to the appropriately named Il Douchey.

Troll on!

Can;t they use magic and make more?

LAWL at headline....and irony.

What's next? Clouds leave thousands without air? Volcano leaves thousands without heat?

Sure, sure. And I suppose their chips have "freezer burn".

Isn't that like 280,000 US homes?

Jebus Crisco:

That doesn't qualify as ironic?

Nothing is ironic in Fark. Don't you know that? half of the comments on this thread will be about whether this is ironic or not.

There's plenty of water around, it's just crawling with faeces and disease!

Brush Pass: Water water everwhere, but not a drop to drink.

Nice one.

/and the tale goes on and on and on

Before the Irony Police come in, allow me to inform you that we don't care if you think its Ironic or not.

Floods leave thousands without clean water

FTFY

Atillathepun: Il Douchey: Oh noes!! Global Wetting!! Save us teh AlGore SAVE US!!

Wow, the prize for fastest (and stupidest,) knee jerk goes to the appropriately named Il Douchey.

Troll on!

You must of missed the thread that got Clintoned in the boobies.

Brush Pass: Water

Dammit! That's what I came here to say!

Well, it does seem more ironic than most posts with the "ironic" tag.

Il Douchey: Oh noes!! Global Wetting!! Save us teh AlGore SAVE US!!

The BBC actually provides a simple explanation for why this summer is so wet - the gulf stream has moved south this year, leaving us exposed to more northerly weather - see link here.

The change in the gulf stream this year may be bad luck or may be due to more moisture in the atmosphere (which is made worse by global warming since it increases oceanic evaporation).

P.S. A loss of regular water supplied during floods is commonplace because the floods pollute the supplies.

/Sorry to appear sensible. Please resume turning the British summer into a US political flameware.

No,no, not global warming, it's the Third Horseman of the Apocalypse...no,the Second maybe? One of 'em, I'm sure...

/That's right, Plague stepped down and let Pollution have the racket.

maiden rules

"Water, water, everywhere, nor any drop to drink"

/in case anyone else was planning on misquoting the Colester

shackelford: But is it flooding down in Texas???

Don't know, but it'd be an improvement...

mungo: /Sorry to appear sensible. Please resume turning the British summer into a US political flameware.

Bad mungo, go sit in the corner.

mungo

the gulf stream has moved south this year, leaving us exposed to more northerly weather

Isn't that the plot for "The Day After Tomorrow"?

Everybody Panic!!!

flameware -> flamewar

All day I faced the barren waste, without a taste of water.

Cool, clear water. Water. Water.

Old Dan and I with throats burnt dry. And souls that cry for water, cool clear water.

Keep a movin' Dan, he's the devil not a man, and he spreads the burning sand with water. Water.... Water....

Oh Dan and I, our throats are dry, and we would die, for water.

/wow, I'm thirsty, time for a glass of water

hugram: Jebus Crisco:

That doesn't qualify as ironic?

Nothing is ironic in Fark. Don't you know that? half of the comments on this thread will be about whether this is ironic or not.

Do you mean that, or are you just being ironic?

First thing I thought of...


Link (new window)

clevershark: There's plenty of water around, it's just crawling with faeces and disease!

It's protein!

/subby

it is common knowledge that the first thing affected by a flood is the fresh water supply.

Therefore, this is not ironic.

/FAIL

raab: You must of missed the thread that got Clintoned in the boobies.

*snicker*

Man-bear pig believed responsible. I'm cereal!

I still find the headline ironic.
It's like dying of thirst on an tiny island with seawater all around you.