Hey 8bit4life, nice ink.

8bit4life: I'm a naked, overly tatted chick and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I need more proof of this.

I love it when I don't even have to be here to respond to a comment.

Yes - it is just an opinion, and in mine - she's got more lines than a pimped-out El Camino - After it's been through the car crusher. She also (IMHO) has no ass. Well, no discernible one anyway - which is sad considering the high heels.

But - that's the high standards of Europe we should all be living up to.

Honestly, she's just another version of Brigitte Nielsen.

As to what I'm hiding at home? Well, does it really matter to you?

/relax. it's just a phase. you'll grow out of it.

Boyfriend probably took a quick sniff off the passanger's seat while she was at the store.

I'm thinking that the woman might have been one of the models working for Nude-in-Public.com which shows naked women doing mundane things...in the buff.

Most of the pictures are shot in Europe and she might be one of them. Might have to check out the site to see if someone is being filmed driving one of them cars.

Mongo

Wow 8bit4life is a zuper-hot Shirley Jones look-a-like. Tasty tats and delightful color-job on the conk...

I think she should do the naked cigarette run then post.

Thank God this isn't a political thread or else AnonymousGuy would have us strung up and begging for mercy. Have you seen his profile. Who keeps a virtual scrapbook of all the farkers he has squandered, honestly? Sir, you may not be the Troll King but you are definately a member of that royal family.

/I hope you're lovin all of this attention I'm giving you.
//You seem like someone who would.

Klimaanlage kaputt? = Airconditioner busted?

/she's not naked - my finely trained eyes see a pair of shorts and some sort of top made out of some nylon thingee. No tats, silkscreened on maybe. See thru but to my eyes she's kleidet.

//always happy for a German Houswife MILF break.

8bit4life: I'm a naked, overly tatted chick and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I need more proof..... of the ink part

/has an ink fetish

8bit4life, that is a rather interesting use of Duck Hunt.

Cheers to the ink.

I'd hit it.

Here ya go! No fancy car, no fancy shoes, no tats. No Safe For Work.

Ink makes her look trashy?

Never been laid in your life, have you?

AnonymousGuy

in my basement dwelling opinion opinion, TATTOOS ON A WOMAN JUST MAKE HER LOOK TRASHY, NOT SEXY!!!

FTFY

8bit4life: I'm a naked, overly tatted chick and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I'm VonAether, and I approve this message.

/And of your tatts
//Rowrr

Wow.

8bit4life's profile is quite the hominahominahomina.

Back in Allen, Collin Cty, TX there was a beautiful gal who used to stop in at the drive-thru, with the most seductive tats I have ever seen; she looked like she was done up in lace fillagree. Almost always in cut-offs, knit bikini top and a Stetson. Rode with her friend who was also inked.

Dang, I miss Texas. The most beautiful girls lived there.

FlashHarry: here's the correct link (new window)

damn! nice, er, headlights!

from the link the car is an f430 valued at 140k euros.

Anschauer: Klimaanlage kaputt? = Airconditioner busted?

my german sucks, but here goes:
"air conditioning system broken?
what makes one go naked to the tanks (gas station)?

perhaps a bored married couple, or simply is the air conditioning in the farrari broken?"

tfa goes on to mention that she bought 6 packs of smokes, wearing only golden stilettos, watch, bracelets and a belly chain, FIBER NAKED! (reporter makes a big deal of this). station employee says she often comes to the station, sometimes wearing very little, some times completely naked.

/car had hamburg tags
//insert hamburger buns joke here

warthogbrewingco: my german sucks, but here goes:

I'll say it does. That's Dutch.

Woops. I got turned around. Confused the post whose link you referenced with one a bit further down. Carry on.

Wow!

Memoryalpha 2007-07-24 10:55:08 AM
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Homer : Do you come with the car?
Woman : Oh you, heh heh heh hee.
Man : Do you come with the car?
Woman : Oh you, heh heh heh hee.

Ferraris suck. Here is a real car:

Women with tattoos blow me way better than women without.

/and far better than my wife does.

FlashHarry: here's the correct link (new window)

damn! nice, er, headlights!

Why did they blur her face out in the from-the-side picture? She obviously wants to be seen!

Memoryalpha: AnonymousGuy
Uh, no. It's because of the (and pay special attention to this now -


Yes son, it is an opinion. You don't have to shout it to be heard or noticed doing so just makes you sound trashy and ignorant.

I'm glad you recognize that it's my opinion. Some people seem utterly incapable of figuring that out. I shouted it because the moron who I replied to didn't seem to understand that it was not her knees LordNotThat didn't like, it was the tattoos. I was helping said moron understand that. Sorry if I didn't make that clear.

Incidentally, if you study a bit of psych you'll understand that ink isn't always or even usually about insecurity.

Gosh, that wasn't the least bit condescending. I am sure am glad a person of my stature is blessed to be in your radiant splendor. My life is now a full circle.

/Minored in psych in college.

Ima Ninja: Thank God this isn't a political thread or else AnonymousGuy would have us strung up and begging for mercy. Have you seen his profile. Who keeps a virtual scrapbook of all the farkers he has squandered, honestly? Sir, you may not be the Troll King but you are definately a member of that royal family.

/I hope you're lovin all of this attention I'm giving you.
//You seem like someone who would.

No, wait. Now my life is a full circle. ImaNinja is paying attention to me. Wheeee! Oh, frabjous day! ImaNinja not only is able to tell what I would do if this is a political thread, he's also able to tell what kind of person I am merely by reading one post and my profile. Truly, I am in the presence of kings!

/Geez, abject stupidity brings out the sarcasm in me.

CoyoteAl: Oh, jeez, people, she looks great! I love her legs!! And, hell, nothing is sexier than having the confidence to prance about naked in public! Who doesn't like looking at pretty naked girls? Eh? Who's with me?

But she's not naked... she's still got all that colored ink all over her.

I don't mind a little tattoo here or there, but at least she should leave SOME pink showing.

I find it amusing that the .de Leser-Reporter story made sure that the F 430 model number was in the very first paragraph.

Oh, and...

/I'd SPLITTERFASERNACKT!!

Adding to the chorus:

full body tattoos = yuck.

^ glad i'm not at work right now...

Tresser: unimpressed. /obscure? nothing is obscure here.

I Like that, a good slogan: "Fark: Nothing is obscure here."

AnonymousGuy: /Geez, abject stupidity brings out the sarcasm in me.

That's funny. Me and you are a lot alike cuz someone else's opinion of this woman sparked my sarcasm. Which for some reason gave you the impulse to put your big troll foot down and defend a guy who made one comment and then left the thread. But we all know you just needed an excuse to get your daily fill of trollery. Welp, you got it. Happy? And you are right, you ARE in the presence of a King...So get your troll-ass back under your bridge fagboy.

toro9020: Here's the petrol patron - she's been around the block...

Enjoy your bannination.

Banninated.

I could live w/o the cigs...Nasty.

The rest looked pretty damn good.

funkless
glad i'm not at work right now...

Wishing I wasn't at work right now.

/has nothing to do with this thread though.
//I'd wreck her like i was Eddie Griffin. And I like the ink - just not the part on her ass.

Hot, not hot. Sexy, trashy. Whatever, totally beside the point.

You gotta love Europe for this. Wonder what would happen if a naked chick tried to walk into a 7-11. Maybe in California it would just be a squad car, but there's many places that would mobilize the SWAT team. It's pathetic.

"aaahhhhh, a naked woman. think of children..."

For the record, giant fake tits do nothing for me.

Cormee
Wow!

I wouldn't exactly say wow, she's just a pretty girl with ink that isn't over done. I've got friends who wear a lot more. Thus the comment "Nice ink." not an exclamation point, eleven, or omg in sight.

/the fact that she's a gamer girl would tend to incite a "wow" from my roomie though.
//interestingly enough she looks enough like a friend of mine from campus that they would be related.

Nice looking Milf, ugly tattoo job. I wonder how many miles of cock have been down her throat.

I wonder is she had a mushroom tattoo, too.

Slackfumasta: Ferraris suck. Here is a real car:

If you're going to post a vector you could at least post a topless one..

Slackfumasta: Ferraris suck. Here is a real car:

Meh.
First of all, the Vector had a 3-speed automatic. Suck.
Next of all, that gigantic 7-liter twin-turbo V8 made "only" 625bhp, for a whopping specific output of 89hp/liter even with turbocharging. Also suck.

The Bugatti EB110 SS makes almost 600bhp with only a 3.5 liter turbo (169hp/liter), and has just as good of acceleration and top speed figures.



The all-powerful McLaren F1 LM, with a smaller 6-liter engine and no turbos makes 680bhp (113hp/liter),
beats the crap out of it in acceleration (sub-3-sec to 60, 0-100 in 5.9), and easily matches the top speed.



/McLaren F1 LM is the best road car ever built, period.

Ima Ninja: AnonymousGuy: /Geez, abject stupidity brings out the sarcasm in me.

That's funny. Me and you are a lot alike cuz someone else's opinion of this woman sparked my sarcasm. Which for some reason gave you the impulse to put your big troll foot down and defend a guy who made one comment and then left the thread. But we all know you just needed an excuse to get your daily fill of trollery. Welp, you got it. Happy? And you are right, you ARE in the presence of a King...So get your troll-ass back under your bridge fagboy.

Heh. Reading comprehension? I bolded the important parts so that maybe you could get the point this (one) time.

Ima Ninja Quote 2007-07-24 10:52:15 AM
funhouser: My personal tastes are different than yours. I feel strongly about this!

As for me...I don't feel to strongly about my personal tastes.

/Must be my insecurity.
//Guess I should get a tattoo now.


Memoryalpha Quote 2007-07-24 10:55:08 AM
Hey 8bit4life, nice ink.


M0nkeyp0x Quote 2007-07-24 10:56:14 AM
8bit4life: I'm a naked, overly tatted chick and I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

I need more proof of this.


LordNotThat Quote 2007-07-24 10:56:36 AM
I love it when I don't even have to be here to respond to a comment.

To use the phrase that's going around right now...

you fail.

Seriously? Fagboy? That's what you got? What are you, 18? You are, indeed, a king. King Failure. No reading comprehension, no attention to detail, lame insults, can't admit when you're wrong... Hey, are you George W. Bush?

Gawdzila

Why the best road car ever built...period? I mean, its good good stats and all-but there is no bloody way you can validate its price tag.




Doesnt compete for its price?