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2007-07-21 06:26:18 AM
Because God's been so horrible to you, you ungrateful coont.
 
2007-07-21 06:29:37 AM
Did anybody see the "American Duos" episode of Psych, with Tim Curry and Gina Gershon in the Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul roles?
 
2007-07-21 06:32:56 AM
I was going to write about how chemical dependency is no laughing matter, but I seem to have drank myself into a stupor zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
zzzzzzzzzz..............
 
2007-07-21 06:40:50 AM
Roger Danish 2007-07-21 03:25:24 AM
dependency.

Both have/had zero talent...

Not a fan of Paula at all, but to say she has/had zero talent?

I guess your definition of talent is different than most.
 
2007-07-21 06:59:33 AM
orlandogreer: Did anybody see the "American Duos" episode of Psych, with Tim Curry and Gina Gershon in the Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul roles?

Tim Curry rocked that role.
 
2007-07-21 07:21:42 AM
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Oh COME ON GUYS!
She's just tired and can't sleep.
 
2007-07-21 07:28:37 AM
so how is her life any different than the rest of us in the work force? biatch needs to stfu.
 
2007-07-21 07:42:45 AM
Dear Paula:

Show us your tits.

Yours in Christ,

Rann
 
2007-07-21 07:55:03 AM
Who cares? Just another of a long line of pretty women who realized that they can lay their way to stardom only to find that they can't handle it. Next!
 
2007-07-21 08:04:58 AM
Hey guys, how do you handle it when your wife/girlfriend starts acting real stupid like this paula abdul?
 
2007-07-21 08:12:55 AM
double_plus_ungod: what the hell is a "bratz"? who the hell is this "paula abdul"?

Ditto.
 
2007-07-21 08:17:37 AM
adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br

Really dodged a bullet.
 
2007-07-21 08:24:11 AM
bgarrett: Hey guys, how do you handle it when your wife/girlfriend starts acting real stupid like this paula abdul?

Fantasy: I tell her to shut the fark up and go BAKE ME A PIE!

Reality: Grab a beer, and close the door to my office. I've learned very quickly when nothing I can say or do is going to help. So the best policy is to get the hell out of her way.

/funny, seems to happen about once a month
 
2007-07-21 08:37:39 AM
There's going to be a Bratz movie?

I saw the previews for it last week. Lame LAME LAME!! I want that brutally wasted minute of my life back!!

/who do I sue
//bratz are evil!! EVIL!!
 
2007-07-21 08:43:44 AM
...and what a goddamned story it was, Paula. Truly.

Generations from now, many will recall the holocaust that was your dismissal from the Bratz project.
 
2007-07-21 08:44:12 AM
Women...
 
2007-07-21 08:55:02 AM
What a cold-hearted snake..

/btw, did you see the wallpaper, looked like the overlook hotel..
 
2007-07-21 08:55:46 AM
To be fair, it was pretty shiatty to give that message over SMS.
 
2007-07-21 08:59:23 AM
There's gonna be a Bratz movie?

Paula said it already: "Where's God when you need him?"
 
2007-07-21 09:07:07 AM
1. Sending a "do not want" via email is crappy.

2. She still looks good. Would ride it.

3. Afterwards would take her on a trip to several
third world countries.

4. Ride it some more.

5. Repeat # 2 and # 4.
 
2007-07-21 09:10:37 AM
She might be a crazy biatch, but nobody likes getting fired from a job they really love. I thought I'd find this funny, but in the end I actually felt bad for her.

Until she screamed at her friends that she was trying to tell a story. That part I thought was funny.
 
2007-07-21 09:13:07 AM
blogs.citypages.com

Really dodged a bullet.
 
2007-07-21 09:13:21 AM
Xelys: Where is God when you need him?
Where the fark is god when you need him?!?!?
fark YOU biatch, all those dying kids in Africa, dying with worms in their stomachs, of malaria, of AIDS?
You have the gall to ask where is God when you need him for a stupid piece of shiat drivel movie from MTV??!

I hope she feels some real suffering in her life so she can ask where is her God now.


Yup, that's exactly what Jesus would have said if he was here.
 
2007-07-21 09:21:44 AM
It's a shame when your EGO gets bruised.

How did she know the text message was authentic? It could have been anyone sending that. It could be a rival whos is enraged with jealousy. Veriify it first, then if it's real , "Get over it!".
 
2007-07-21 09:31:52 AM
Her anus is certainly unremarkable.

She's got that going for her.
 
2007-07-21 09:33:25 AM
Agree with Xelys. God has maore important things to attend to. I hate when people talk like God is their personal butler.

Actually, I think God created the world and is currently taking a very loong day off.
 
2007-07-21 09:33:34 AM
NickPappagiorno

This.

To come home and see that you've been fired via text message from a job you were "in charge" of would really suck. Especially if you were already tired and stressed. Show Biz is a harsh master.
 
2007-07-21 09:40:19 AM
rat_creature: There's gonna be a Bratz movie?

Paula said it already: "Where's God when you need him?"


I too saw the trailer a few days ago. The sheer magnitude of painful stupidity I saw just might be worthy of a Second Book of Job.
 
2007-07-21 09:44:05 AM
Firing someone via email is a cowardly, low life thing to do. All firings should be done face-to-face.

If the producers only have the vision to fire someone via email, their project was crap to begin with.

/Paula was hot back in her day. I don't keep up with her recent destructive actions, because I don't care.
 
2007-07-21 09:44:39 AM
NickPappagiorgio: She might be a crazy biatch, but nobody likes getting fired from a job they really love. I thought I'd find this funny, but in the end I actually felt bad for her.

Until she screamed at her friends that she was trying to tell a story. That part I thought was funny.


My thoughts exactly. I used to be infatuated with her when I was a teenager. Now, hell, I'd still fark the crazy right out of her (okay, that'd take a LOT of farking), but this was just a woman getting bad news regarding something they really cared about and reacting to it in a pretty natural way.

But the "I'm telling a god damned story" did kill most of the sympathy points that had built up to that point. And made me chuckle.
 
2007-07-21 09:48:26 AM
Gee, this reminds me of when the rejects from American Idol get sassed by Simon and Company meltdown and cry.
 
2007-07-21 09:54:14 AM
I find it really painful to watch someone else having a meltdown, no matter the cause.

On the other hand, it's hard for me to maintain any actual sympathy when I know that she's chosen to have that clip put on the air.

Yeah, drama queen.
 
2007-07-21 09:58:08 AM
I'll be sure to add her to my Omarion prayers.
 
2007-07-21 09:59:53 AM
HeliumAddict: ... she was just another fat assed blonde bimbo..

Oi. Some of us like those kind of women.

/is hawt
 
2007-07-21 10:06:55 AM
bgarrett Hey guys, how do you handle it when your wife/girlfriend starts acting real stupid like this paula abdul?

Got a roll of duct tape and a shovel?
 
2007-07-21 10:15:14 AM
Has anyone seen her show "Hey Paula"? It's hysterical!

Those two chicks laughing in the background are part of her staff. When Paula has her little breakdowns (which from the show, seems to be often), it's obvious that her staff doesn't give a rat's a$$ that she's upset.

If you're that insecure, why would you pay people to hang around you if they hate you?

Paula's a complete train wreck.

//totally makes me feel better about myself
///does that make me shallow?
 
2007-07-21 10:25:17 AM
I'd hit it.
 
2007-07-21 10:27:05 AM
kelisu: Paula's a complete train wreck.

//totally makes me feel better about myself
///does that make me shallow?


Naw, that's sort of why I watched the first few episodes of Anna Nicole's show. I wondered how it was possible for someone to live while in such a state of intense dumbness. I got my answer: she has had people to run her life for her. Lost interest in the show after I got my answer.
 
2007-07-21 10:35:29 AM
I guess what I have to wonder about is how involved in the project she was.

In Hollywood if you've worked really hard on a movie, do they usually just email you rather than sit you down face to face, or at least on call you on the phone? I think I'd be a little pissed if I was fired from a movie through email.
 
2007-07-21 10:51:19 AM
Id still hit it like Arsinio
 
2007-07-21 11:02:26 AM
Awww, poor little rich girl. Life is so hard for you isn't it. You know, all that money you have and the TV shows you've done just arent good enough, you have to have everything.

"Where's God when you need him?" Give me a farking break.

/WTF? It's a Bratz movie!
//Could see her point if it was 300 2 or something
 
2007-07-21 11:05:45 AM
what is so sad about it? Nobody is doing this to her but herself.
 
2007-07-21 11:12:54 AM
I stumbled upon an interview with her on some morning show Thursday and she denies that she has ever been drunk.

Ok.

I guess she must be planning on getting some of that
$645 MILLION FINE against the makers of Oxycontin announced
yesterday.
 
2007-07-21 11:12:56 AM
One of the best things about celebrity culture: they will weep and biatch like a little girl when they get their asses canned from a movie that is there to sell crappy action figures. If someone is weeping over that for anything besides the money they would rake in, then they need to be punched a few times in the face.

Seriously, how is this the end of the world? Unless you're a faded '80s pop star who's been living in a bubble of booze, drugs, and general amounts of FAIL and who doesn't have a career at all and is still stuck in the bubble, thinking the world is just waiting for the re-release of Vibology so they can rediscover your crappy pop hits that were childish even when they were being made. Oh yeah, I'll feel for Paula. I'll feel for some pathetic poptart who 'wants to make it big' and get a few more millions to pay for people to hang around her sad drug-addled self and keep up the illusion that the world really gives two solid farks about some washed-up loser.

There is nothing more pathetic than a pop star who suddenly thinks that s/he is the exception to the rule that they're disposable acts that give producers money. What the fark ever.
 
2007-07-21 11:12:58 AM
I don't understand the trailer for Bratz. (new window)

I don't see anything about pimps and hookers.

As for Paula, like most celebs she doesn't live in the same world that we farkers live in. We just can't understand the troubles and trials that life at the top of the the entertainment industry.
 
2007-07-21 11:28:49 AM
As for Paula, like most celebs she doesn't live in the same world that we farkers live in. We just can't understand the troubles and trials that life at the top of the the entertainment industry.care.

FIFY
 
2007-07-21 11:38:11 AM
How could God do something so horrible to poor Paula? It's actions like these that drive so many of us to Satan worship. Or Mormonism.
 
2007-07-21 11:44:45 AM
That was a lot funnier than I expected.

"You guys, please I'm TRYING TO TELL A GODDAMN STORY!"

:(

hahahaahha
 
2007-07-21 11:56:24 AM
There are no words to describe how I much Paula's trials affect me.

Well, there is one: Schadenfreude!
 
2007-07-21 11:58:30 AM
stevebr: paula cries when she masturbates

//jus sayin


I don't believe you....I'd have to see it first :-)
 
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