Girls, mostly aged between 10 and 18,...

Well, I would hope a 10yo girl would still be a virgin. If not, that is just wrong.

Straight fron google

Did you mean:"lectures"

Sounds like the King was checking out the goods. How many were still virgins after the 'Reed Dance?'

Time to call out the literacy police...YET AGAIN

"di you mean from"


keep it going

Bel4sucks
"Straight fron google

Did you mean:"lectures"

No if there are naked 10 year old girls, he probably means "Lecher".

I took a class on the Zulu and they have a book called "Fun on the Roads" or that is about the English equivelant. It's about how its ok for the boys in the military (all of them are) and the girlst in the same age group regiment to have some "fun" as long as no one gets pregnant. The Zulu's policy about sex even before European colonization was about saftey and particularly avoiding pregnancy outside of wedlock.

What an enlightened king. Perhaps he should speak against female circumcision as a way to reduce the spread of aids as well.

I want to know what is up with the virginity tester??

They still have "Right of First Night" down in Zulu country?

Zulus know how to party.

hail to the king baby..

"Virginity tester" - How does one get that job?

"Well, Mr. & Mrs. Mobatu, you'll be happy to know that your daughter WAS as virgin before I tested her."

should have used the "Unlikely" tag. Doubt there are that many virgins on that whole continent--where HIV is still growing inceredibly fast.

How's the joke go about virgins in Arkansas? Girls that can run faster than their father, uncles, brothers, and cousins are virgins? It's been a while, so I can't remember the way it went.

Headline writer seems to have something in his pocker. Check undies for a doobie.

Of course, the best way to spread AIDS in the country? Yes that's right: Have hundreds of wives in rotation!

It's good to be the King.

Do you mean, like, Hannibal Lecturs?

Should have used the "Unlikely" tag. Doubt there are that many virgins on that whole continent--where HIV is still growing inceredibly fast.

How's the joke go about virgins in Arkansas? Girls that can run faster than their father, uncles, brothers, and cousins are virgins? It's been a while, so I can't remember the way it went.

Start the plane!

"SPELLCHECK....."

yeah, but, those chicks aren;t that hot i don;t think...

Where were the pictures?

"And now to celebrate abstinance, we will have the Dance of
a Thousand Topless Teenage Virgin Girls Who See How Deep
They Can Push a Banana Down Their Throats, after which we will
continue with the festivities of Cock Tease 2002!!"

What's Zulu for "blue balled"?

Anyone else get wood from that?

The king is the titular ruler of the six million-strong tribe.

Hey king, stop being so nubianrdly with the virgins.

Er.. Abstinence
And don't any of you savages lectur me on my spelling!

I don't know what lecturs are exactly, but if there are naked girls there count me in!

Bad Zulu! Serious misuse of virgins!

Notice that he said abstain until marriage...and he'll be the one picking brides by the handful...and they're still carring about big phallic symbols...while topless...in the heat...oh, the heat...

RAMBLE RAMBLE!!!!

aww jeez 10 yr olds? now i feel bad

oh well gimme a few of the older ones

Does the FARK administrative tool even have the ability to change headlines?

Does the FARK website even have an administratvie tool?

Why do these abhorently misspelled headlines remain in place?

Jesus Christ!!!!

Tantlerur
You just answered your own question.

Daphatman - Did yuo mean: "did"

What no pics?!

Karlandtanya - go to hell and take your ink with you.

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Does he think married people don't get aids? Maybe he needs to be having a talk with the boys, too. I love how even in cultures where men have the final say in everything it's somehow up to the women to be responsible and virtuous. What tripe.

Sorry...that should be "solely up to the women..."

To satisfy the lustful desire and overwhelming demand for pictures, here's the most interesting GIS result for "Zulu virgin":



I'm sure everyone is satisfied now. Or not...

And if that's not enough, here's the best GIS for "virgin tester":



As the saying goes, be careful what you ask for...

Martyl - did you mean: "you"

Huh. They didn't mention the Royal Zulu Lap Dances once in that article.

Backgroundnoise - hey idoit, didn't you mean Martel?

Haha, and I messed up the html. Makes it look even better :-D

I can't believe I'm the first to say this:

"It's good to be the king!"