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strangeguitar		2007-07-19 03:43:08 PM

I have a cheap one. Instead of going to the spa with my wife, I just give her a facial at home.

CravenMorehead		2007-07-19 03:43:51 PM

I LOLed. +1 subby.

Solid State Vittles		2007-07-19 03:46:31 PM

Good show, submitter.

kronicfeld		2007-07-19 03:47:45 PM

Is this link sponsored by Jdate?

klymen		2007-07-19 03:50:37 PM

strangeguitar: I have a cheap one. Instead of going to the spa with my wife, I just give her a facial at home.

You do? What do you use?

TheDumbBlonde		2007-07-19 03:50:48 PM

Another joo thread??

strangeguitar		2007-07-19 03:51:21 PM

klymen: strangeguitar: I have a cheap one. Instead of going to the spa with my wife, I just give her a facial at home.

You do? What do you use?

Natural ingredients.
Right from the tap.

markie_farkie		2007-07-19 03:53:04 PM

strangeguitar: Natural ingredients.
Right from the tap.

$-shot!

pandabear		2007-07-19 03:56:41 PM

submitter: Submitter regularly overdoes #1

This option is not available in the Commonwealth of Massachusetts.

dna_level_c		2007-07-19 04:01:38 PM

The best date I ever had involved free admission day at the art museum.

/YMMV

iramatated		2007-07-19 04:07:53 PM

#17 gets expensive after the 8th or 10th winery. Plus it all tastes the same by that time anyway.

cerote		2007-07-19 04:19:15 PM

dna_level_c: The best date I ever had involved free admission day at the art museum.

Did you do some painting? (see strangeguitar's remarks)

nakmg12		2007-07-19 04:31:12 PM

Submitter owes me a new keyboard...

+1

martissimo		2007-07-19 04:44:42 PM

the beach is by far my favorite, especially if you get a girl willing to try to learn to surf.

while teaching em how to stand up on the board may not make you "007 licensed to grope", it's pretty close, and you can get an idea of how comfortable she is with you really quick

alienofamerica		2007-07-19 04:47:56 PM

nakmg12: Submitter owes me a new keyboard...

This.

whitefalcon79		2007-07-19 04:51:32 PM

Ha!

+1, subby.

RobsterCraw		2007-07-19 04:53:21 PM

Indeed!

cackylacky		2007-07-19 04:53:57 PM

Kayaking.

You get to see if your date is scared of creepy-crawlies, (an automatic disqualifier for me), and it's quiet so you can actually converse. There's always something new to see around every bend and if you're lucky he'll take his shirt off.

CheekyMunky		2007-07-19 04:54:45 PM

Well done on the headline. I feel your pain.

martissimo		2007-07-19 05:02:02 PM

cackylacky: Kayaking.

You get to see if your date is scared of creepy-crawlies, (an automatic disqualifier for me), and it's quiet so you can actually converse. There's always something new to see around every bend and if you're lucky he'll take his shirt off.

I'm afraid my usual run would be too much for any date and i would have to portage around all my favorite spots with her, screw that!

LegacyDL		2007-07-19 05:21:12 PM

Two words: Value Menu.

Go Fast Turn Left		2007-07-19 05:21:16 PM

Subby if I had +'s to give, you'd get one.

FarkinFarker		2007-07-19 05:22:31 PM

Lawlsors

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears		2007-07-19 05:23:04 PM

stay home and masturbate?

logruszed		2007-07-19 05:23:18 PM

kronicfeld: Is this link sponsored by Jdate?

I see what joo did there.

Cheap shot.

Nichol Dance		2007-07-19 05:24:11 PM

Good one subby....love it when the tag line makes me actually want to RTFA.

toddalmighty		2007-07-19 05:24:30 PM

#21 Have Sex

nice headline, subby

Impudent Domain		2007-07-19 05:24:35 PM

my favorite was, go dancing at a neat place with only a buck cover charge, and cheap drinks. Place is still in business, but haven't been there for 10+ years.

/hopes they are still cheap

irishdncr83		2007-07-19 05:25:16 PM

FTFA: 9. Plan a cheap picnic. Go on a picnic at the beach, mountains or in your own backyard. Grab a blanket, pack a deli sandwich and a bottle of $5 wine.

Do not want!

docwizz		2007-07-19 05:25:52 PM

it gets in the basket....
hours of fun

windsorhotel		2007-07-19 05:26:44 PM

Taking champagne on a hiking trip (#4)? Holey moley, what a mess that would be when you open the champagne!

Armchair_Invective		2007-07-19 05:27:22 PM

Usually when I try to combine #1 and #5 someone gets eaten by a shark.

THE_WIZ		2007-07-19 05:27:45 PM

#21 - Invite the ladies over to your cool bachelor pad in your mom's basement for a all night session of Halo. It's cheap and a never-fail seduction technique.

#22 - Ask a lady friend over to split your prescription meds and swipe a bag of Cheetos from your mom. Killer!

G-Rot		2007-07-19 05:27:54 PM

/waitng for someone to post a link to the MST3K episode "what to do on a date"....because I'm just too lazy to.

Dialectic		2007-07-19 05:28:02 PM

What if offer my services to your woman as an amateur gynecologist.

/You can watch, a lot of dudes like that!

Ah Pook		2007-07-19 05:28:46 PM

Jayzuz Subby you owe a lot of people for ruined keyboards. You had to post this while I was drinking milk too. Thanks.

antelope		2007-07-19 05:28:53 PM

awesome, I lol'd and it got me to click the link.

kshilcutt		2007-07-19 05:28:54 PM

toddalmighty: #21 Have Sex

Isn't that why we have to support poor people and their bastard children through welfare? While I support your idea, I even more strongly support a program of sterilization for the poor and/or stupid.

holeinmybucket		2007-07-19 05:29:15 PM

make martini's , put on a little Jack Johnson done.

kirbeep		2007-07-19 05:29:15 PM

These lists never include Cleveland Steamers.

But I do.

Nightmaretony		2007-07-19 05:30:12 PM

This thread was won in the Boooooobies!!!

ScottMpls		2007-07-19 05:30:14 PM

Loved the headline ...

Strangely enough though, "Sitting in a dive bar getting loaded on cheap booze" didn't make the list ... nor did "Go shoplifting at the mall".

Misery Loves Co.		2007-07-19 05:30:23 PM

I think I might have gone a few dates with subby...#16 was occasional problem after #1

/my Boobies
//long time lurker

vandelay		2007-07-19 05:30:36 PM

Nothing screams "Potential Mate" like being invited on the cheapest date possible.

RomeoJr		2007-07-19 05:30:41 PM

Headline - Funny - Replacement Laptop

/that is all
//LOllErCoasterz

Joey Stink Eye Smiles		2007-07-19 05:30:57 PM

What? No mention of weenie roasts, taffy pulls, or scavenger sales?

Calabai_Yau		2007-07-19 05:31:07 PM

DeltaPunch		2007-07-19 05:31:09 PM

#23 Smoke a fat joint together, cook a frozen pizza, and watch Spongebob all night long.

Postman214		2007-07-19 05:31:25 PM

+1 smitty

mar19		2007-07-19 05:31:34 PM

Plan a cheap picnic. Go on a picnic at the beach, mountains or in your own backyard. Grab a blanket, pack a deli sandwich and ~~a bottle of $5 wine.~~ three bottles of Boone's Farm.

One bottle of wine ain't gonna get me where I want to be.

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