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(ABC News)   Two Miss North Carolina's arrive for Miss America pageant   ( divider line
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2002-09-09 08:57:36 AM  
It isn't like she posed for a magazine or something.

I would think it was weird if someone didn't have nude photos of their girlfriends or boyfriends.
2002-09-09 12:49:17 PM  
That's four reasons to vote for North Carolina.
2002-09-09 12:51:04 PM  
2002-09-09 12:51:16 PM  
So where's the problem? That brunette looks hot.
2002-09-09 12:51:43 PM  
Two of them? I've got suggestions for what they could do to lock up the talent contest.
2002-09-09 12:51:51 PM  
2002-09-09 12:52:17 PM  
Oh no!! Another chance at fame and fortune eludes my grasp.

*Wanda surrenders*
2002-09-09 12:52:36 PM  
I had a girlfriend in North Carolina once, she was definetly Miss America in my book.

Instead, I married a girl with the bigger boobs and a prettier face.

Im divorced now.

God I miss Jessica.
2002-09-09 12:53:44 PM  
I'd hit both of em..

2002-09-09 12:54:51 PM  
i smell a catfight.
2002-09-09 12:55:25 PM  
What one Miss North Carolina says about the other:
"She my sister ! **SMACK** My mother ! **SMACK** My sister ! "
2002-09-09 12:55:50 PM  
/searches for aircraft carrier to accept Wanda's surrender.
2002-09-09 12:56:00 PM  
Miss America pageant is pretty lame anyway. As a resident of NC, I know we have much prettier chicks here then these two sluts...oh well.
2002-09-09 12:57:34 PM  
One (or hell, make life easy and make it both) of them will probably be cut out in the first round, succintly ending another example of why beauty contests are a waste of time.
2002-09-09 12:59:18 PM  
Could someone post pics of the two miss north carolina? I'm too lazy to search for them.
2002-09-09 01:00:28 PM  
Amusing? Try Dumbass...
2002-09-09 01:01:16 PM  
Al-g: ewwwwww!
2002-09-09 01:02:08 PM  
Come on...someone HAS to have those pictures...
2002-09-09 01:06:09 PM  
Sounds like its time for West Carolina!

(say's Idaho)
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2002-09-09 01:08:21 PM  
I think Nostradamus had a quatrain about this:

Our *Revels* now are ended. These our actors,
as I fortold you, are all spirits, and are melted into air, into thin air.
And like this insubstantial *Pageant* faded, leave not a tack behind.
2002-09-09 01:08:21 PM  
makes up for the fact that there's not one good looking female in the entire state of Maine. Or Conn., or R.I. Two women should show up from each state in the Sounth to make up for the ugly ones in the North.
2002-09-09 01:08:36 PM  
I say have them duke it out in a big vat of jello.

Oh and they can't be wearing anything.

Oh and it has to be televised.

May the best Miss Carolina win!
2002-09-09 01:09:32 PM  
oops. random apostrophe.
2002-09-09 01:10:11 PM  

That's my good buddy Bill, isn't it?

Also...this is the best I could find...
2002-09-09 01:12:56 PM  
No really...I mean it.

[image from too old to be available]
2002-09-09 01:13:35 PM  
That's the first girl and the fourth girl (the only ones you can see)
2002-09-09 01:14:40 PM  
The original Miss Carolina, runner-up Ms. Azalea:

The disputed representative, below as 1998 Ms. Central PA:

[image from too old to be available]
2002-09-09 01:17:33 PM  
"Saucer of milk, table one!"
2002-09-09 01:17:33 PM  
What a cad that x boyfriend is. I don't think the pictures have been released by him yet. I thought that this whole morality clause thing was pretty much washed up when Vanessa Williams went on to become a bigger and better star than any miss america yet.
2002-09-09 01:20:35 PM  
My vote is for the blonde.
2002-09-09 01:20:46 PM  
I'd hit it.
I'd hit it all, in tandem. low fly by. Left turn signal on.
2002-09-09 01:21:20 PM  
Thank God for living North of the Mason Dixon line.

Ad, Linda Carter was the biggest star ever to be miss America. Amazon in hip huggers mmmmmm,wonderwoman!
2002-09-09 01:21:24 PM  
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eeek. make-up much?
2002-09-09 01:22:21 PM  
two words to figure out a clear winner:

Mud Wrestling
2002-09-09 01:26:50 PM  
Mods please delete previous post.

Rebekah Revels, the original Miss N. Carolina:

[image from too old to be available]

Misty Clymer (a porn name if ever...), the stand-in:

[image from too old to be available]

Sorry about the size, the larger ones were unfetchable. Feh.
2002-09-09 01:27:27 PM  
The person who wrote that article has a problem with punctuation.
2002-09-09 01:27:48 PM  
I.. Love.. Football on Tv... hanging with my friends... and TWINS!
2002-09-09 01:31:28 PM  
I absolutely destest the saint like image these women are supposed to maintain. Yet there's nothing like banging a virgin goody two shoes.
I can't decide which I like better.
2002-09-09 01:31:29 PM  
Waaaaaaay off topic: I was in Chattanooga over the weekend and I have to tell you that Chattanooga is absolutely chock-full of great chicks. Who wouldda thought it?
2002-09-09 01:32:14 PM  
morality.....miss sh*@. they parade biatches on stage like hunks of sweet smelling meat and worry about the meat being that is ludicrous!!! why do they even bother with the clothing, they should just revert to who gives the best blowjob!!
2002-09-09 01:37:42 PM  
There is no chance either will win. They should take advantage of the controversy and sign a contract with FOX for the next Celebrity Boxing show.
2002-09-09 01:37:50 PM  
Mmmmm....hunks of sweet-smelling meat...

*goes out for hamburgers*
2002-09-09 01:41:07 PM  
Wait a second... what if you're a vegetarian?
2002-09-09 01:41:25 PM  
mmmmmmm celebrity boxing hamburgers......mmmmmmmmm
2002-09-09 01:41:37 PM  
check out this
I like the DC one - she's from Georgia and her scholastic honours include Academic/Athletic All-American Universite de Rennes Cours d'ete. That's Academic/Athletic All-American for some crap, French university's summer classes, for those who can't speak French.
2002-09-09 01:42:31 PM  
2002-09-09 01:43:00 PM  
do vegans swallow??? do vegetarians swallow? do seventh day adventists swallow?? ahh the mysteries of life!!
2002-09-09 01:44:32 PM  
An aside about Revels, when she first resigned, she lied, and said it was because issues from a past ABUSIVE relationship had come up. Then she lied and said he took the photogrpah while visiting her house and she did not give him permission.

So then we find out in the pic she was holding her arms wide open and smiling. Oh, and they were living together. And she's born again (insert obligatory Billy Idol "into porn again joke") and Jebus is her best buddy, but it was okay because she was sure she was going to marry him. The abusive guy.

Further, he's a policeman, and while he's a jerk and an asshat, her little claim of abuse could destroy his career.
2002-09-09 01:51:24 PM  
Let nothing come between them... except this! *zzzip*
2002-09-09 01:56:19 PM  
The committee didn't force Mz. NC#1 to resign, I believe she did so voluntarily before they even had a chance to comment on the situation.

If I resigned and a replacement was found, I can't just can't say "oops, didn't mean it" and expect to be reinstated.
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