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(NCBuy)   U.S. government denies sculptor's attempt to trademark balls   ( divider line
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8729 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Sep 2002 at 12:26 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-09-09 12:29:27 AM  
He doesn't have the bal... actually, he does.
2002-09-09 12:30:03 AM  
Tritel says the officials are nuts and can't believe the same office that allows the Hooters logo denied his claim.

If the officials are guys, and they're not gay, I can understand them...
2002-09-09 12:30:37 AM  
Pictures! Where are the picture?!
2002-09-09 12:31:17 AM  
This ruling must be a real kick to the balls for him.

Don't worry, I'll "boo" myself on the way out.
2002-09-09 12:31:49 AM  
I wanna dip my balls in it!!!!!!

Hehe....sorry, random The State quote. I feel better now.

Carry on.
2002-09-09 12:32:17 AM  
"I've got big balls.

They've got big balls.

She's got big balls.

But who's got the biggest balls of them all?"
2002-09-09 12:34:29 AM  
There once was a man from Madrass
whos balls were made from fine brass
In stormy weather, they would clank together
and sparks would fly out his arse!

Sorry, but nobody liked my hiakus anymore
2002-09-09 12:35:20 AM  
the balls in questions.. probably safe for work, but just in case... balls for your truck
2002-09-09 12:35:24 AM

Having Brass Balls means

We've Got What It Takes to:

• Defeat Terrorism

• Defend our Homeland

• Show Courage and Determination
in the face of adversity

• And to have the moral fiber
to do what is right.
2002-09-09 12:36:29 AM  
"American Brass Balls" isn't ok, but "fark You" (Serial Number 78129558 Filing Date May 17, 2002) is?

our tax dollars at work.
2002-09-09 12:37:29 AM  
Why AC-DC of course, Virtual.
2002-09-09 12:37:56 AM  
Does moral fiber prevent colon cancer?
2002-09-09 12:38:09 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

You know you're a redneck when...
2002-09-09 12:38:39 AM  
i wanted my balls trademarked
so my girlfriend kicked me in the balls with her shoes...left a TM mark on my left it hangs lower, the other one used to hang lower....
2002-09-09 12:40:02 AM  
The government shouldn't bust his balls over it.
2002-09-09 12:40:27 AM  
Does that mean you have to kick them with steel toed boots?
2002-09-09 12:40:59 AM  
does this mean I can finally trademark my penis?
2002-09-09 12:42:10 AM  
ya know, i was filling out one of those things. i didnt know what to put when they asked me penis size but the maximum they had was 10.
2002-09-09 12:42:13 AM  
sorry, Djtrippin, but "Microsoft" is already taken.
2002-09-09 12:42:46 AM  
harrybeanbag: LMAO!!!!!
2002-09-09 12:43:01 AM  
I wonder if he could trademark Deez Nutz!
2002-09-09 12:44:03 AM  
Trifel says those guys are "nuts." hehehehe.. awww

hey, i'm doug, i'm ooooouuuutaa heeeeeereeeeeee
2002-09-09 12:44:06 AM  
What YahelC said.
2002-09-09 12:45:59 AM  
hytes xian: what did i say
2002-09-09 12:46:11 AM  
the one that hanging by the truck looks like pretty rough, maybe it needs some shaving so it can be smoothened in texture.
2002-09-09 12:48:52 AM  
Harry, that was easily the best. line. ever.
2002-09-09 12:50:40 AM  
Got a picture of the front of that truck ?
2002-09-09 12:51:28 AM  
Not too attractive. Mine anyway.
2002-09-09 12:51:36 AM  
this thing is oozing with punnery.

and for no particular reason, i dislike YahelC.
2002-09-09 12:56:07 AM  
HellfireSE - Maybe because of that lovely double post he did a few days back?

But hey, better than the somethingawful pic.
2002-09-09 12:56:22 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
2002-09-09 12:56:30 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

/now with gentle glide applicator (tm)
2002-09-09 01:02:21 AM  
I want the lapel pin. I mean I think the general idea is a little gross, but I like the idea of having a tasteful pair of testes as jewelry and explaining it to co-workers and random strangers who ask about it.
2002-09-09 01:06:38 AM  
Finally, a thread with balls. I don't quite understand why this has the 'amusing' tag, though. That makes me kind of testy. There really ought to be a bit more reverence for the little buggers.
2002-09-09 01:06:56 AM  
I'll tell ya' that guys got some muy big sack to wanna trademark his balls.

>pulls scrotum over my head and sneeks out the back door<
2002-09-09 01:13:28 AM  
If he trademarks his balls does it mean that (most) men will be in violation of copyright infringement laws?
2002-09-09 01:15:04 AM  
Do I have to pay him royalty fees?
2002-09-09 01:15:56 AM  
ROCKSURFER - Whose scrotum are you pulling over your head?
Just wondering.
2002-09-09 01:17:39 AM  
Aha I am not alone.... my own
2002-09-09 01:17:52 AM  
There once was a man from Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes
One was so small
It was no ball at all
But the other one won several prizes.
2002-09-09 01:23:30 AM  
Reminds me of a buddy from high school. He got a testicular torsion. For those that don't know, the insides get all twisted, leading to poor blood circulation, and eventual swelling to a size that impedes bipedal locomotion. By the time he got over the embarrassment of the situation and went to the hospital, they were able to save one of the two.

Overall, it was probably for the best. This guy had a full beard at 15, so he's probably a bit overhormonal with two nuts.
2002-09-09 01:24:42 AM  
I think the writer was a little too enthusiastic of Mr. Tritel's balls.
2002-09-09 01:26:50 AM  
>a sculptor in Grass Valley

Notice where he keeps his balls?
2002-09-09 01:27:20 AM  
This shiat ain't funny!
[image from too old to be available]
2002-09-09 01:35:44 AM  
Yea, I didn't like Road Trip either.
2002-09-09 01:40:20 AM  
Apparently, putting nads on your auto ain't exactly a new idea.
2002-09-09 01:44:06 AM  
Taking on the government takes real balls.


He's got balls of iron!


They're really gonna get their balls broken on this.


If my balls get "deformed" in a smelting accident, will I have to pay him royalties whenever I'm naked?

Ok, that's enough ball jokes... But then again, there's really no potential in this other then ball jokes...
2002-09-09 01:49:38 AM  
Those don't even resemble balls at all. Not sure what the big deal is. Looks like a melted lawn gnome to me....
2002-09-09 01:50:06 AM  
Balls. Nuts. Nads. Jewels. Nuggets. Rocks. Can't think of any more, just off the top of my head.
2002-09-09 01:57:09 AM  
Fb- has way to much time on his hands. Since he's been gone from fark.
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