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(LA Times)   Billionaire had plans to construct a "secret and convenient lair" for sex and drugs. Brazillionaire already has 50 of them, shakes head with look of pity   (latimes.com) divider line 90
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2007-07-18 08:49:36 PM  
It's only sick because it's not as nice as subby's lair in his parents basement.
 
2007-07-18 11:22:54 PM  
He should have gotten a van and parked it down by the river like everybody else.
 
2007-07-18 11:47:18 PM  
My lair is tastefully decorated.
 
2007-07-18 11:48:43 PM  
i123.photobucket.com
 
2007-07-18 11:51:43 PM  
No way does that deserve a sick tag.
 
2007-07-18 11:52:02 PM  
sounds like this guy knows how to party!

funny article.
 
2007-07-18 11:52:36 PM  
stop playerhating and get ya own billions! sex and drugs in secret lairs is what i like to call a Monday Afternooner
 
2007-07-18 11:53:45 PM  
Hey! I got it!!!! Let's give every state their own tag!!!!!!
 
2007-07-18 11:54:08 PM  
wait ... drugs and sex == [SICK] now?

/R.I.P. FARK
//DRTFA
 
2007-07-18 11:54:52 PM  
Damn it. Wrong sick tag thread.
 
2007-07-18 11:55:25 PM  
Well, it talks about sex with prostitutes. If you're a billionaire, shouldn't you move up to gold diggers?
 
2007-07-18 11:55:26 PM  
Neato
 
2007-07-18 11:55:27 PM  
Sick? A place where I can do all the depraved shiat I want with out distrubing the neighbours and it's sick? Fine, I'll just start leaving my curtains open, we'll see whats sick now!
 
2007-07-18 11:55:34 PM  
if by "sick" subby means "pure awesomeness", then I have to agree.
 
2007-07-18 11:55:39 PM  
That is the most poorly written article I've ever read. It's like someone is just spewing out facts and names.
 
2007-07-18 11:56:06 PM  
It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose!
 
2007-07-18 11:56:50 PM  
The Wolf: [pretending to be a building inspector] Let me level with you, you're an evil genius, right?
Boingo: Well, I don't know if I'd say "genius," you know. I was asked to join Mensa.
The Wolf: Well, you got yourself an evil lair in a mountain cave. That's standard, but see, most masters of evil that we deal with are up to evil genius code. Are you familiar with the code?
Boingo: You know, I'm more of a do-it-yourself kind of guy. Yeah.
The Wolf: I understand. Are you thinking about puttin' in a laser?
Boingo: I don't know. I don't... Do you think I should?
The Wolf: Well, it's standard equipment for a cave lair. I'm not saying you're going to zap someone with it today, but you gotta think about the future. Those things have gotta be calibrated.
 
2007-07-19 12:01:16 AM  
and that's why you kill all those that work on your secret lair.
 
2007-07-19 12:02:16 AM  
Wow, if a billionaire can't build a secret lair without being caught, then there is no hope for getting rich and becoming Batman....

/crys...
//...in his parents basement....
 
2007-07-19 12:04:05 AM  
didn't he check the local real estate listings first?
 
2007-07-19 12:04:24 AM  
Gangway Fathead: No way does that deserve a sick tag.

my thoughts exactly.. good for him.
 
2007-07-19 12:06:40 AM  
Does an apartment count as a lair if you use it for a deviant sex den and do drugs in it on the weekends? Cause I...ah...got..a friend who does that.
 
2007-07-19 12:07:44 AM  
Nicholas had his private jet pick up prostitutes in New Orleans, Chicago, Las Vegas and Los Angeles "and bring them back to the Pond for his rock star friends," the draft complaint said. "He provided his guests with transportation and cocaine, Ecstasy, methamphetamines, marijuana, mushrooms, and nitrous oxide [laughing gas]" - and even arranged for his private helicopter to land at a nearby hospital helipad, it said.

Holy crap! Surely Wilt Chamberlain, Elvis and John Belushi are looking down on this with envy.
 
2007-07-19 12:07:54 AM  
All those who would do the same thing given the money raise their hand.
 
2007-07-19 12:10:28 AM  
Hero tag more appropriate.

Though maybe Dumbass applies for spending $30M on a fancy basement, when a motel room would do just fine.
 
2007-07-19 12:10:57 AM  
Belltower

Well, it talks about sex with prostitutes. If you're a billionaire, shouldn't you move up to gold diggers?

No, gold diggers could cost you half a billion, but high class hookers can be had for $1000 to $5000 a night. Due the math.

Not quite hero material, but Cool tag is appropriate.
 
2007-07-19 12:10:59 AM  
I hope subby's finger slipped when he meant to put "Hero" tag on this.

Isn't this type of thing on everybody's "If I had a billion dollars" list?
 
2007-07-19 12:10:59 AM  
Why the fark would you want to be a billionaire if it was all money management and no sex lairs?

Subby is retarded.
 
2007-07-19 12:10:59 AM  
his "manic obsession with prostitutes" and "addiction to cocaine and Ecstasy."

I'VE BEEN FOLLOWED!!!!!~~111

Oh wait, they are talking about some other guy.

/whistles and walks away
 
2007-07-19 12:11:08 AM  
HERO tag?
 
2007-07-19 12:12:35 AM  
Subby:

masklinnscans.free.fr
 
2007-07-19 12:12:45 AM  
This is almost as awesome as bacon ice cream.
 
2007-07-19 12:18:02 AM  
I think the big question here is did he get to do two women at the same time?
 
2007-07-19 12:19:35 AM  
because a brazilian is a very large number. get it?
 
2007-07-19 12:20:13 AM  
I assume the Hero tag is in its sex liar with the Boobies tag.
 
2007-07-19 12:20:49 AM  
Donnie Darko?
 
2007-07-19 12:23:03 AM  
This man is a farking hero. Get your facts straight smittard.
 
2007-07-19 12:23:56 AM  
Oh, the debauchery.
 
2007-07-19 12:24:50 AM  
This has been my dream since I was eight. My appreciation of the Sick tag for this link = FAIL.
 
2007-07-19 12:25:39 AM  
Thorsen: I think the big question here is did he get to do two women at the same time?

How is that the big question? A poor man can pull that off easily. We are talking about a billionaire trying to build an underground bachelor pad. The threesomes would be old by the time he got to that point.
 
1L
2007-07-19 12:25:48 AM  
Move over, grandpa and Superman. I have a new hero now.
 
2007-07-19 12:27:16 AM  
Good times, good times.

/This reminds me.
//I need to become a billionaire.
 
2007-07-19 12:32:33 AM  
This is complete BS. The contractors might have a good case for being owed back wages, but what the room was designed for is completely immaterial to the case as far as I can see. Seems they only brought it up to attempt to win favor with the court.
 
2007-07-19 12:34:16 AM  
FAIL subby. FAIL. Hell, you don't even get to fail. Incomplete.

It might have been my childhood addiction to mystery stories with villains, lairs, secret passageways behind the bookcase, rocky caverns with sea exits and secret docks etc. but... I have always wanted a secret lair, secret exits, tunnels, secret rooms etc. If I ever build a cabin or something like that, these will be in the plans! (Oh, and if I'm ever really wealthy, an indoor cavern with a pool and swim up bar. Yay.)

From TFA:

"was infamous for its excessive extravagance, its sex rooms and its million-dollar sound equipment," the document alleged.

Sex, drugs (ecstasy and cocaine) and rock & roll. Hell yeah.
 
2007-07-19 12:34:36 AM  
img256.imageshack.us

Chicks dig secret lairs.


/in my schoolboy dreams, anyway
 
2007-07-19 12:34:53 AM  
Did he kill the prostitutes or plan to.

If not the only thing he did wrong and only on a personal moral scale to me is remain married.

Move along
Nothing to see here
 
2007-07-19 12:37:32 AM  
JackerCrack: Chicks dig secret lairs.


/in my schoolboy dreams, anyway


A young chick and a nubile boy? In costumes???

You sure know how to party.
 
2007-07-19 12:38:24 AM  
Nicholas had his private jet pick up prostitutes in New Orleans, Chicago, Las Vegas and Los Angeles "and bring them back to the Pond for his rock star friends," the draft complaint said. "He provided his guests with transportation and cocaine, Ecstasy, methamphetamines, marijuana, mushrooms, and nitrous oxide [laughing gas]" - and even arranged for his private helicopter to land at a nearby hospital helipad, it said.

From page 2 of the TFA.
 
2007-07-19 12:42:09 AM  
I would have dumped the wife and given her all the money I was giving to charity. While I was at the courthouse I would've gotten the permits for my sex disco all squared away and avoided all the bullsh*t.

Also, I would fire Kato. Hasn't Inspector Clouseau and O.J. taught us anything?
 
2007-07-19 12:44:31 AM  
consciousNOT: It's only sick because it's not as nice as subby's lair in his parents basement.


FTW

subby is a pathetic panty-waist dweeb
 
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