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(Aftenposten.no)   Shark bites diver in the fjord. For you Americans out there, a fjord is the region usually covered by mom jeans   (aftenposten.no) divider line 93
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2007-07-18 02:48:55 PM
That made me laugh, for some reason.
 
2007-07-18 02:49:14 PM
I'm liking the headlines-that-reference-other-headlines today.
 
2007-07-18 02:49:21 PM
fnord
 
Azu
2007-07-18 02:49:43 PM
For you Europeans, it's typical to only use one "in".
 
2007-07-18 02:49:58 PM
Do they drive Fjords over in Sjweden?
 
2007-07-18 02:50:09 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that also called a fupa?
 
2007-07-18 02:50:15 PM
Well that's just great
 
2007-07-18 02:50:37 PM
Ahh, yes, I was just talking to my friend Sven, he was telling me about his fishing trip up to the Günt Fjord.
 
2007-07-18 02:51:15 PM
Without reading the article, I have to ask; "why is this asinine?"
 
2007-07-18 02:51:45 PM
www.orlyowl.com

My fjord!!!!
 
2007-07-18 02:51:51 PM
Link (pops)

personally i thought this link below the article was better fuel for the fire.
 
2007-07-18 02:51:57 PM
j-bagLOL Quote 2007-07-18 02:50:09 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that also called a fupa?>

Yes, yes you are correct.
 
2007-07-18 02:51:57 PM
fjord- a narrow inlet of the sea between cliffs or steep slopes

Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that his arm "just happened" to be protected by computer gear he had strapped there?
 
2007-07-18 02:52:06 PM
Area covered by mom jeans....
So everywhere then?
 
2007-07-18 02:52:22 PM
img502.imageshack.us

Did somebody say fjord?
 
2007-07-18 02:53:01 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: fnord

I can see them!
 
2007-07-18 02:53:32 PM
SCUBA Diving Rule #1 - Never hold your breath.

SCUBA Diving Rule # 2 - If you are not sure what it is, don't touch it. If it doesn't swim away when you approach it, don't touch it.

Asshat.

It is rare that divers get attacked by sharks because sharks attack from below (which is why surfers always gets munched). Divers are usually closer to the ocean floor, so they go unnoticed by sharks.

Now if you go around poking sharks, why are you surprised when you get bit?
 
2007-07-18 02:54:46 PM
I've been pining for the fjords.
 
2007-07-18 02:54:47 PM
BeatleFreak Anyone else find it slightly suspicious that his arm "just happened" to be protected by computer gear he had strapped there?

Most divers wear there computers strapped to their wrists/lower arms. It's easier to access that way.
 
2007-07-18 02:55:31 PM
LandOfChocolate: Did somebody say fjord?

came in for the Knight Boat reference, leaving satisfied
 
2007-07-18 02:56:42 PM
so fjord means frontbutt?
 
2007-07-18 02:57:26 PM
is subby billy bibbit?
 
2007-07-18 02:57:26 PM
"Experienced Diver" touching something big and unknown underwater?

SHENANIGANS!
 
2007-07-18 02:57:40 PM
karatekitten13
"Now if you go around poking sharks, why are you surprised when you get bit?"

HAAHaHAHAhHHahaha!!
/gonna use that line on every person I know who couldn't learn by hearing thru their ears so they had to learn by feeling thru their skin/flesh etc
 
2007-07-18 02:58:07 PM
haha...the guys name is Odd...Odd IngetrbesenfjordenHeneikenAmstelLightBockenHausen...

something like that...
 
2007-07-18 02:58:19 PM
Covered in mom jeans ... she was bitten on my floor?

/I kid, I kid
//saved the girlfriend from the temptations of mom jeans and old lady bras
 
2007-07-18 02:58:57 PM
j-bagLOL: Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that also called a fupa?

I have always been partial to "Gunt" myself...
 
2007-07-18 02:58:59 PM
content.answers.com
 
2007-07-18 02:59:12 PM
FJORLY?
seattlest.com
 
2007-07-18 02:59:54 PM
Was the driver exploring the fjord, you know a fjord explorer?
 
2007-07-18 02:59:57 PM
Rev. Skarekroe: fnord

I came in for the fnords and was not disappointed.

/buries 3K in his backyard.
 
2007-07-18 03:00:02 PM
karatekitten13-

well, I learned something today.

/me is landlocked.
 
2007-07-18 03:00:17 PM
Supercheeks:

eeeeww, why for the love of GOD!?

hehe
 
2007-07-18 03:00:24 PM
toddalmighty I've been pining for the fjords.


I was waiting for this to get referenced.
 
2007-07-18 03:01:07 PM
Supercheeks FTW!!
 
2007-07-18 03:01:11 PM
Me w/ Scuba instructor: "Do I need a knife?"

Instructor: "What for?"

Me: "In case there's a shark?"

Instructor: "Oh. Sure. You see a shark take out your knife and stab your buddy and then swim away as fast as you can"
 
2007-07-18 03:01:35 PM
Now i'm not one to judge but it given that reference it sounds like submitters mom get's around
 
2007-07-18 03:01:41 PM
Supercheeks:
I can't decide if I want to laugh extremely hard or hurt you.
 
2007-07-18 03:03:39 PM
Mynd you, shark bites kan be pretti nasti...
 
2007-07-18 03:03:42 PM
.... aaaaand, it's official. "Mom jeans" is now played out.

Thank you, "Mom Jeans," for the days of entertainment you've given us. Please enjoy your well-earned (and, I'm sad to say, mandatory) retirement alongside Chuck Norris jokes and "I'm Rick James, biatch."
 
2007-07-18 03:04:24 PM
Hah. Why do I always get strangers with candy in my head when I hear mom jeans.
 
2007-07-18 03:07:05 PM
Uzzah, Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked Rick James so hard he put on mom jeans and said, "I am the biatch!"
 
2007-07-18 03:09:26 PM
img527.imageshack.us


AWARD-WINNING fjords, thankyouverymuch.

/slartibartfast
 
2007-07-18 03:11:40 PM
harryCanyon Instructor: "Oh. Sure. You see a shark take out your knife and stab your buddy and then swim away as fast as you can"

OLD scuba joke. Or my instructors say that as long as you can swim faster than your buddy, you don't have to worry about sharks.

BeatleFreak No worries...I am turning scuba into my career. It's fun to teach people new things.

/don't have a wrist mounted computer because I can't afford one...yet.
 
2007-07-18 03:12:32 PM
Nacho Daddy-

Its always good to see a Hitchiker's Guide Refrence.
 
2007-07-18 03:14:24 PM
intronfilms.com
 
2007-07-18 03:14:27 PM
Two words that gotta appear in any fjord thread: "pining" and "slartibartfast". Got here in time for one.

/slarti
//bartfast
 
2007-07-18 03:15:31 PM
I'm just happy that I caught the double "in" in the headline. Human brains are supposed to skip over things like that.
 
2007-07-18 03:15:33 PM
The divers name is 'Odd.' How strange.
 
2007-07-18 03:17:10 PM
I know news are slow in the summer, but this happened in october...

/see the same story on nettavisen.no for those who can read norwegian
 
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