Beef flavored.......for her pleasure.

This gum tastes like rubber.

Laugh it up, but look at the size of those things.

Diet Dr. Peeners does taste more like regular Dr. Peeners!

Laugh it up, but look at the size of those things

Even worse, the packages are labeled "Small".

whats a condom?

Nothing like a little chutney on the ol' meat and two veg.

Chewed to a pulp by sex workers and then spat out?


This thread should be a hoot...

So I guess penis-flavored condoms are not so popular.

Flavored condoms? Huh? Yuk!

FTFA: "The community loved it as most of the sex workers chew paan"

Jesus Christ!! They are making condom flavors that make prostitutes wanna chew your dick off!!! THE INDIANS ARE OUT TO GET THE LONELY AND UNNATRACTIVE!!! ITS A CONSPIRACY!!!!

My girlfriend was really, really hoping for a chicken vindaloo flavored condom....oh well.

Now only India could remove the horrible smell from the two IT guys I work with.

strangeguitar: Beef flavored.......for her pleasure.

FAIL
Not in India, dude. Try mutton. Or maybe tandoori.

/Try my chutney squishy - you can really taste the chutney!

I thought the only flavor the indians knew was maize.

Damn you, public school education!

"watch your maizehole peter"

condom taste test?

Go unwrap a condom and put it in your mouth and then come back and tell a woman you don't know why they flavor condoms.

Yeah, safe sex means blowjobs using condoms. HPV can infect your throat and anus causing cancers.

/the more you know

afghanistanimation: My girlfriend was really, really hoping for a chicken vindaloo flavored condom....oh well.

Eeep! Burny.

seriously, what fun is a beej with a condom on?

/ tho my ex would put it on with her mouth... that was teh fun

"Look, normally I use protection, but then I thought 'when's the next time I'm gonna make it back to Haiti?'".

Betel juice is a mildly addictive narcotic, but just don't ask for it three times.

As long as she doesn't chew it into a mouth staining red pulp, it's all good.

\*shudder*

Flowergirrrl: Go unwrap a condom and put it in your mouth and then come back and tell a woman you don't know why they flavor condoms.

Yeah, safe sex means blowjobs using condoms. HPV can infect your throat and anus causing cancers.

/the more you know

You had me at "throat and anus".

And just because it is completely irrelevant and gratuitous: (NSFW!)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betel_nut_beauty

The condoms must be good. 1 billion Indians can't be wrong.

Dennis_Moore: "Look, normally I use protection, but then I thought 'when's the next time I'm gonna make it back to Haiti?'".

Well, he's an ex free-base addict, and he's trying to turn around, and he needs a place to stay for a couple of months.

seen scribbled on condom machine in gas station bathroom:

THIS IS THE WORST GUM I'VE EVER TASTED

hugram:

Now (if) only India could remove the horrible smell from the two IT guys I work with.

That might be the funniest thing I've ever read. Ever.

I wonder how the johns feel about a condom that inspires prostitutes to chew their members to a mouth-staining red pulp before spitting them out.

ECH!!! Betel nuts? That was a very nasty throwback to my childhood vacations in Pakistan..

DO NOT WANT!!

Tastes like curry?

The company ran taste tests with sex workers, including prototypes with chocolate, banana and strawberry flavors.

What about Chicken Pot Pie??? My mom has a really good recipe...

Flowergirrrl: Yeah, safe sex means blowjobs using condoms. HPV can infect your throat and anus causing cancers.

Have an old College friend with cervical cancer from HPV.

/She used a condom every time.

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Laugh it up, but look at the size of those things.

Yeah... look at the size of those things. They're being held in the hands of a tiny Asian woman, who probably has tiny hands.

//Paki pride

"Paan is a mildly intoxicating preparation... most of the sex workers chew paan"


I hereby patent the idea of crack-flavored condoms!

amazing_live_seamonkeys: Laugh it up, but look at the size of those things.

Those are the female condom, which are larger to accommodate sluttiness... Or the factory worker is a tiny Oompa Loompa
/insert some other cheeseball joke here

I'm sorry, but I prefer getting a fresh manload up my boy-snizz. No to condoms.

/obligatory
//not really, condoms rule against std's

Are they electronically tested?

Penis Tikka Masala?

Wanted for questioning.

praxis44241:
Have an old College friend with cervical cancer from HPV.

/She used a condom every time.

Well you know condoms only protect you about 30% of the time. They're full of microscopic holes you know! It's part of Planned Parenthood and the Jews' international conspiracy to profit off the ensuing abortions.

/sorry about your friend :(

LOL psychotropic condoms. I have some betel around here somewhere... probably with my fly agaric.

/should I break out the pipiltzintzintli?
//mmm, time-travel condoms

praxis

Flowergirrrl: Yeah, safe sex means blowjobs using condoms. HPV can infect your throat and anus causing cancers.

Have an old College friend with cervical cancer from HPV.

/She used a condom every time.

Duh. Condoms only partially cover the skin. The only way to really avoid transmission of HPV and herpes is to wear fishing waders. Nonetheless, a condom is far more (and better) protection than nothing at all.

With that said, a betel-flavored condom sounds absolutely heinous!!! And yes, I even taste-tested the flavored condoms for the health department. Mint tasted like toothpaste. Banana tasted like fake banana. Strawberry was pretty good. But vanilla was awful.

/make the intern do the dirty work

Hmmm...I did not know we have taste buds in our nether regions.

And darn you Claybotron for the Coneheads reference!

Armchair_Invective: Betel juice is a mildly addictive narcotic, but just don't ask for it three times.



I'm Feelin a little "anxious" if you know what I mean!!

how many stars?

Infernal Wedgie
Mint tasted like toothpaste. Banana tasted like fake banana. Strawberry was pretty good.

The snozberries taste like snozberries!

Flowergirrrl: Go unwrap a condom and put it in your mouth and then come back and tell a woman you don't know why they flavor condoms.

Why would I want to tell a woman whom I do not know, why they flavor condoms? Wouldn't that come off as a bit perverted?

/with an unwrapped condom in my mouth, no less...