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(Mainichi Daily News)   Japanese go wild over lingerie-clad toy doll   ( ) divider line 111
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2002-09-08 12:31:39 PM  
And Momoko really hit the big time last week, when she became the latest luminary to plug Coca-Cola on the small screen.

And Pepsi has its own plastic doll as a spokesmen, Britney Spears.
2002-09-08 12:42:48 PM  
Yeah, but I bet Momoko has a tighter poop chute and pussy.
2002-09-08 01:02:47 PM  
Slayer, you mean she is not a virgin?
2002-09-08 02:05:21 PM  
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2002-09-08 04:00:57 PM  
2002-09-08 04:50:48 PM  
"competitors like Barbie reaching for a white flag faster than the French"

2002-09-08 04:51:18 PM  
I'd hit it.
2002-09-08 04:51:24 PM  

"have them waving the white flag faster than the French"...

you wanna talk about cliches... -that's- a cliche. Wow. The birth of a cliche. It's infusing our culture.. that's crazy. wow.

2002-09-08 04:51:40 PM  
Deluxe happiness joy fun toy!!!
2002-09-08 04:52:34 PM  
Why is this strange? This is Japan, the land of "underage school girl being raped by tentacled monster" comics.
2002-09-08 04:52:55 PM  
Internet-only sales of the 12 types of Momoko dolls have skyrocketed in a fashion that would have competitors like Barbie reaching for a white flag faster than the French.

Interesting... I thought that was only an American joke.

Hopefully I didn't fark up my first try using html on Fark.
2002-09-08 04:53:10 PM  
Ahhh sooo! Confucious say: You got smarr wirrie you need get smarr girr.
2002-09-08 04:53:18 PM  
One flash of Momoko and you are sure to get an easy ray.

HAHA - i make me raugh....
2002-09-08 04:53:28 PM  
"I'd hit it."

Damnit, you beat me to it.
2002-09-08 04:53:30 PM  
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2002-09-08 04:54:26 PM  
"Inspired by guys who like dolls derived from popular anime cartoons"

Next thing you know they'll be selling a tentacle monster as an accessory. Only in japan.
2002-09-08 04:55:54 PM  

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I'm dreaming about hittin' it!
2002-09-08 04:56:28 PM  
Nah, next will be a set of schoolgirl outfits and bondage gear.
2002-09-08 04:58:57 PM  
Japan tag, its high time.
2002-09-08 05:00:35 PM  
So, when can we expect to see the ten-foot retractable demon cock accessory kit?
2002-09-08 05:01:40 PM  
Though most of the gawkers were women in their 20s or 30s, more than a handful of grown men were there to try and get their slice of the Momoko pie.

Momoko pie with a side order of hair topping.
2002-09-08 05:03:50 PM  
I don't get it... it's just a freakin doll...

That reminds me, it's almost Christmas... I shudder to think what this year's "toy sensation" will be.
2002-09-08 05:05:08 PM  
Tickle Me Momoko.....perhaps....or not
2002-09-08 05:06:20 PM  
Somehow, I think that "Finger Me Momoko" would be more likely.
2002-09-08 05:06:24 PM  
Just rike rapdancer, onry cheapa and more efficient.
2002-09-08 05:07:30 PM  
Tentacle rape?

All depends which tentacle
NSFW scroll half way down.

WTF ever happened to a good old fashioned roll in the hay?
2002-09-08 05:07:49 PM  
someone's "l" key broken?
2002-09-08 05:08:51 PM  
Haha . . . they made fun of the french. Now what was the rest of the artical about?
2002-09-08 05:09:37 PM  
Is it me or does mainichi seem to be writing articles just for Fark ?
That cliche use is damn suspicious for a Japanese newspaper...
2002-09-08 05:09:43 PM  
From the culture that brought us the anime Realdoll:

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No, but seriously, while I am very fond of Japanese food and many other items, they really have interesting sexual tendencies...
2002-09-08 05:09:43 PM  
When does the 5 foot model come out? for pople who can't afford a realdoll.
2002-09-08 05:09:55 PM  
The Japanese are real perverts. I admire that!
2002-09-08 05:10:51 PM  
im telling you, this is all because of "fat man" and "little boy." we really farked them up...
2002-09-08 05:14:27 PM  
Ahhh... those cuddly Japanese. Did we forever destroy their dignity when we bombed them in 1945? You wouldn't catch us going nuts over toys... wait... cabbage patch kids, beanie babies, pokemon.... Damn. There goes my whole argument.

But seriousry forks, it is yet more proof that the Japanese find comfort in sameness... I believe there is a huge radio tower in Kyoto beaming a subconscious message to Japanese everywhere saying "TO BE LIKE OTHERS IS TO BE YOURSELF. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE." Yes, it is broadcast all in capital letters to get their attention.

But just as they always taken our innovations and shrunk them down, they have merely miniaturized a Real Doll to proportions more appropriate to that of a Japanese man's genitalia.
I'm Irish and French Canadian if any Japanese wish to, in kind, belittle me.
2002-09-08 05:14:52 PM  
Did you catch the article link for the "New Adult videos deal a low-blow to manhood"?

"Whatever you may feel about highly paid professional male ball game players who act like prima donnas, it's almost impossible not to feel some sort of empathy for them if a speeding ball slams into their lower groin region.

Perhaps that compassion goes some way to explaining the enormous popularity of a new genre of adult videos in Japan today. Shukan Taishu (9/16) notes that loads of punters are getting their kicks out of flicks where chicks do kicks -- right between the legs of naked men.

Surprisingly, the main market for tamakeri (ball kicking) videos is apparently not among young women stressed out at living in a male-dominated society, but mostly young guys who get off on the idea of being punted in the privates."

2002-09-08 05:14:55 PM  
TheBitingFaery-holy crap! that's twisted! I was just joking.
2002-09-08 05:17:07 PM  

So you're a drunk, cowardly, bore?

That's okay...I'm a Texan.
2002-09-08 05:19:02 PM  

You're frickin' right, it's twisted.

Some of these dolls look like they're supposed to be frickin' eight years old.

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2002-09-08 05:20:29 PM  
Ogre1bfg - My legs are crossed now. Very tightly. Ugh.

Another strange video trend I've heard of coming out of Asia is Crush videos (maybe it isn't solely an Asian thing but...) wherein women in spike heels, barefoot etc. crush bugs and small animals... and some freaks get an orgasmic thrill in viewing. Eeeeewwwww. Just Eeeeewww.

Makes the whole lingerie doll seem pretty normal.
2002-09-08 05:20:51 PM  
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We'd hit it!
2002-09-08 05:22:02 PM  
TBF - Dear God. That made me want to cry.
2002-09-08 05:23:34 PM  
TBF- Jumpin jesus.

Sick farkers over there.

2002-09-08 05:23:37 PM  
This is a tiny penis size thing, isn't it?
2002-09-08 05:24:44 PM  
CerebralParsley: You got me! It's not always at the same time though. Sometimes I'm getting into fights and then immediately backing down. Other times I'll just drink espresso with whiskey and moan about the price of potatos and the constant ennui the 21st century provides me.
"Keeping up with the Suzukis." Hah... I'll be quoting that.

Was it Blade I or Blade II that had the child vampires singing in the club where all the businessmen went to get their jollies?
2002-09-08 05:25:20 PM  
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Sinners, you should be looking at Burka Barby!
2002-09-08 05:25:39 PM  
What the Fark?

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2002-09-08 05:27:32 PM  
I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the submissive thing. That's attractive over there: submissive women.

Plus for some reason there's a trend for both boys and girls that females have to be so incredibly cutesy-cute. Every young, female Japanese tourist who came to Disneyland while I worked there was dressed so, just, cute in bright colours and little girl jewelry/clothing.

I don't think there's a high rate of actual pedophilia in Japan. Perhaps that's because the adult women make up for it with the trend.
2002-09-08 05:28:18 PM  
Is there a matching Ken doll that comes with it?

(Multiple poseable demon penises sold separatly.)
2002-09-08 05:29:46 PM  

Shrub was governor here and I STAYED, so I have no room to poke fun.

(but I always find a way)
2002-09-08 05:31:05 PM  
TheBitingFaery: "Every young, female Japanese tourist who came to Disneyland while I worked there was dressed so, just, cute in bright colours and little girl jewelry/clothing."

The Japanese just love that Hello Kitty shiat too, which personally I find revolting.
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