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(Reuters)   Salma Hayek's longs for her one eyebrow back   ( divider line
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17415 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Sep 2002 at 8:21 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2002-09-08 08:25:56 AM  
To the poster: Where's a good Grammar Nazi when you need one?
2002-09-08 08:26:23 AM  
It's usually under the couch, im constantly finding my eye brows in all sorts of places :P
2002-09-08 08:32:02 AM  
"She was seducing you with her femininity and her masculinity simultaneously,"

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Umm.... no.
2002-09-08 08:33:24 AM  
mmmmmm.... Santanico Pandemonium
2002-09-08 08:34:52 AM  
Gohan the headline was straight from Reuters. They've apparently amped up their illiteracy to match their inanity.
2002-09-08 08:35:36 AM  
Is this the stage right before where celebrities turn bizarre?
You know, is Salma on the same path as Madonna and Anna Nicole?
I think this one quote from Salma's buddy sums it up:
"She was seducing you with her femininity and her masculinity simultaneously," said Taymor."

Isn't that just....lovely?
2002-09-08 08:39:43 AM  
2002-09-08 08:41:01 AM  
<ever-present grammar-Nazi>

You just beat me to it. ;-)
2002-09-08 08:42:58 AM  

NO! It's Megabrow!
2002-09-08 08:50:55 AM  
And she used to be so hot too... guess I better go buy those copies of Desperadoes and From Dusk Until Dawn before her eccentricity overtakes any memory of her once hotness. It's a shame, really.
2002-09-08 08:57:02 AM  
My interpretation of her obsession with her eyebrows is that for her it represented freedom," said Hayek

Yeah, freedom from having men hit on you maybe....
2002-09-08 08:58:21 AM  
Frida used to be a treasured secret. As she gains popularity I hate her more and more. I am like one of the Farkers whose low account number drives them to hate the hell out of MegaFark.
2002-09-08 08:59:49 AM  
GIS for "unibrow"
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2002-09-08 09:02:11 AM  
It also touches on her affairs with communist leader Leon Trotsky and women, her love of tequila,

Look, it has communism, lesbianism, and alcoholism. I don't seehow you guys can berate this movie.

This time I posted it in the correct place.
2002-09-08 09:08:32 AM  
shaved her upper lip so that stubble would show

Call me old fashioned, but that's just something I don't want to think about.
2002-09-08 09:46:55 AM  
I thought it said Salma Hayek Longs for her one elbow back.
2002-09-08 09:47:47 AM  
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2002-09-08 09:51:35 AM  
Umm yeah

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2002-09-08 10:26:47 AM  
Hehe, AngryInch -- it seems your GIS unibrow search result came from this little slice of comic gold.
2002-09-08 10:35:59 AM  
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The original Unibrau!

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is how she's going to look in the movie.

The above pictures were from this page.

Frida Kahlo painted some very disturbing and intense paintings. I don't particularly like the way she painted her stuff, but she was a really good artist.
2002-09-08 10:40:08 AM  
Let's not forget who we are talking about here.
2002-09-08 10:50:02 AM  
2002-09-08 10:55:04 AM  
Let's not forget who we are talking about.

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Now with...picture!
2002-09-08 10:56:22 AM  
I don't care if she had three eyebrows, I'd still hit it.
2002-09-08 10:56:22 AM  
Mods, please delete this post, and the 10:40:08 post as well, so that nobody will ever know that I am an idiot.
2002-09-08 11:05:49 AM  
Githerax: I shall forever know of your idiocy! Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but seriously, Frida was an incredible artist, an inspiring personality, and all around interesting woman. I'm glad to know that they're making a film about her life, and I think that Salma Hayek was a good choice. She seems to really care about the artist and her life's work. Good on her for not caring about fashionable beauty so much that it prevents her from portraying such a wonderful person.
2002-09-08 11:09:21 AM  
And i long my fifth nipple back, but no one seems to report that. so you tell me wheres the justice?
2002-09-08 11:15:04 AM  
dry heave.
2002-09-08 11:29:31 AM  
I long for my unibrow back too...
..every day after I shave it. nyuk nyuk nyuk.
2002-09-08 12:13:31 PM  
I think that "The Biting Faery" woulda been a good choice!
2002-09-08 12:28:24 PM  
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Much better choice...
2002-09-08 01:06:39 PM  
angry inch: Megabrow, no no. It's the OMNIBROW. Yes, the eye brow that not only meets in the middle, but extends left and righ to meet with the sideburns, forming one continuous line of hair!
2002-09-08 01:37:56 PM  
Is that a monkey with a shocked expression on its face sitting on her shoulder in BloodyL's picture?
2002-09-08 02:06:01 PM  
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2002-09-08 02:21:48 PM  
Salma has no equal...
2002-09-08 02:37:20 PM  
Does this mean the possibility exists that Salma & Ashley Judd (also in film) will make out on screen?? I am going to go ahead and believe it it so until I learn otherwise.
2002-09-08 02:39:58 PM  
No Salma noooooooooooooooo!
2002-09-08 03:37:38 PM  
TheBitingFaery is pretty hot.
2002-09-08 04:02:56 PM  
Too bad Madonna didn't get the part. Maybe she would have started taling with a Mexican accent. Now that shiat would have been funny.

Fark a Duckk
2002-09-08 05:05:51 PM  
Ehhhhh. yeah.
2002-09-08 06:32:52 PM  
Every time I hear "monobrow", I think of this moron:

2002-09-08 07:30:14 PM  
Hey, but for Diego Rivera, Frida Khalo was a big catch. I don't know about you but if I was a poor, overweight, misunderstood, under rated, Great Depression-era Mexican Muralist... oh wait... I am... awww...
2002-09-08 08:45:07 PM  
" Instead, the 36-year-old Mexican actress wore fake eyebrows and shaved her upper lip so that stubble would show"

mmmm sexy.

Barc0001 thought the same thing
2002-09-08 10:02:34 PM  
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