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(Reuters)   Judge cancels father's visitation rights after asshat dad took his 10-year-old son running with the bulls   (reuters.com) divider line 124
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2007-07-17 03:07:48 PM
WhoreIsland: Mr.BobDobalita: Absolutely farking REDICULOUS.


You know, if you're going to put it in extra-big letters....


blow me.

ridiculous.
 
2007-07-17 03:08:43 PM
Dang it unicron702 ...now I understand "can't unsee"....almost lost my lunch into the waste bin. Seriously.
 
2007-07-17 03:09:38 PM
Hmm, and I got my visitation rights suspended because the KunT ex who is a school teacher and has summers off planned their family vacation during my visitation week.

Divorce law sucks, but dad's like these give them reason to I guess.
 
2007-07-17 03:09:52 PM
Ha! That slides the whole thing off on her mom while you remain clean and squeaky to the kid! Brilliant!

but not to the wife and eventually not to the kid. trust me this is a bad idea.
 
2007-07-17 03:11:48 PM
That's right. Make the kid stay home doing needlepoint. Maybe he'll grow up and shoot his mom in the head for making him a sissy.
 
2007-07-17 03:12:36 PM
PAMPLOWNED!
 
2007-07-17 03:12:54 PM
unicron702 2007-07-17 02:52:31 PM

I wonder: at what point did the words "I", "fokked" and "up" come together in this guy's brain?
 
2007-07-17 03:13:26 PM
hestheone: That's right. Make the kid stay home doing needlepoint. Maybe he'll grow up and shoot his mom in the head for making him a sissy.

or worse, become emo.
 
2007-07-17 03:15:11 PM
Azlefty: You was CAPTAIN EL CAJON

LOL... awesome :)

/actually it was La Mesa, right next to Grossmont Shopping Center
//but El Cajon sounds better!
 
2007-07-17 03:17:44 PM
img530.imageshack.us
 
2007-07-17 03:17:55 PM
The Invisible Sky Wizard

FAIL, indeed. Ouch.
 
2007-07-17 03:19:14 PM
To be fair, they were the wimpy neutered bulls.
 
2007-07-17 03:20:02 PM
i hate jimmy page 2007-07-17 03:17:44 PM

Not quite on the level of Joe Thiesmann, but that is still painful to watch.
 
2007-07-17 03:21:27 PM
Rann Xerox: What a bleeding asshole!

Ahh reminds me of my "first time" too.
 
2007-07-17 03:21:33 PM
I love the natural flow of Fark, the one named unicorn702 shows us all how vicious a single horn can be.

Bravo.

Oh and OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
 
2007-07-17 03:21:37 PM
Azlefty: You was CAPTAIN EL CAJON

he was just running from the tweekers.
 
2007-07-17 03:22:56 PM
Jesus, i hate jimmy page!
 
2007-07-17 03:23:39 PM
cyclebiff
Rann Xerox: What a bleeding asshole!

Ahh reminds me of my "first time" too.


Y'all are killing me today...too funny.
 
2007-07-17 03:24:27 PM
unicron702: Just..look...

Dear god... is that pic for real? I bet that farkin' stings!!
 
2007-07-17 03:24:46 PM
So much for that kids de-wussification.
 
2007-07-17 03:24:51 PM
Looks like someone finally got their period.

d.yimg.com
 
2007-07-17 03:25:10 PM
This
www.clevelandleader.com

/uhia?
 
2007-07-17 03:27:11 PM
Snarfangel: Wouldn't it be more fun to take your ex-wife for a run in front of stampeding cattle?

Through the Vatican?

/sorry, had to
//waits for expected response :P
 
2007-07-17 03:30:03 PM
because it's wrong to expose your heritage culture to your son...

poor children today.. everything fun is being taken away from them, movies, video games, bull running...
 
2007-07-17 03:30:46 PM
Mini Ditka: Looks like someone finally got their period.

The tampon had better be extra-absorbent.
 
2007-07-17 03:32:40 PM
Jument: unicron702: Just..look...

Dear god... is that pic for real? I bet that farkin' stings!!


Yes it's a mild burning sensation. For about 2 seconds, then you start screaming.
 
2007-07-17 03:36:52 PM
toddalmighty: I'd rather attend the Running of the Jew.

Me too.

i78.photobucket.com

Go, kids! Smash the Jew chick before it hatches!
 
2007-07-17 03:37:50 PM
And the pussification of Spain continues.

/had to be done
 
2007-07-17 03:42:15 PM
FTFA - "The youngster's mother complained to police after seeing a newspaper photograph of her ex-husband leading their son by the arm just a few feet in front of the bulls, El Mundo reported on Tuesday."

What an ass.

PrincessofPenguins - Is that the father and son from this particular story? The kid looks terrified. No wonder he got his rights taken away.
 
2007-07-17 03:42:35 PM
Wonder what would happen if a judge found out I took my kids (10 and 11) rock climbing!

Well, yes it was a 500-foot free-solo of "Grip Raper" a 5.11x rated climb over a bunch of tree stumps, but we were feeling "on" after our power bars and 5 shots of espresso.
 
2007-07-17 03:43:30 PM
YEa, whatever...the kid and his dad will be laughing and drinking beers over these stories for the rest of their lives.

Well, as soon as the kid gets to 18 or so when he can tell the mom to take her visitation order and stuff it up her arse.
 
2007-07-17 03:48:01 PM
img410.imageshack.us
 
2007-07-17 03:48:18 PM
asmodeus224: YEa, whatever...the kid and his dad will be laughing and drinking beers over these stories for the rest of their lives.

Well, as soon as the kid gets to 18 or so when he can tell the mom to take her visitation order and stuff it up her arse.


Or the son could reach the age of 18, look at an old picture of him being dragged in front of a charging bull by his father and thank his mom for taking him away from the arsehole.
 
2007-07-17 03:48:59 PM
If I was there, I'd have to be out there for at least 1-run.

Anyway, check-out this run. Pretty hardcore:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DLGXQ0LQRo
 
2007-07-17 03:50:32 PM
Deet Di Deeeeee!
 
2007-07-17 03:50:34 PM
godxam

The soiled kids pants...too much :)
 
2007-07-17 03:54:06 PM
Mess wit teh bull you getz teh hornz
 
2007-07-17 03:55:48 PM
Rann Xerox: Or the son could reach the age of 18, look at an old picture of him being dragged in front of a charging bull by his father and thank his mom for taking him away from the arsehole.

Why the fark would he need to look at the picture? You think he is gonna forget the time he ran with the bills with his dad?

Beers and laughs about how uptight mom was.
 
2007-07-17 04:03:55 PM
asmodeus224: Rann Xerox: Or the son could reach the age of 18, look at an old picture of him being dragged in front of a charging bull by his father and thank his mom for taking him away from the arsehole.

Why the fark would he need to look at the picture? You think he is gonna forget the time he ran with the bills with his dad?

Beers and laughs about how uptight mom was.


Listen. There are many ways to mark the passage to manhood and have good times with the "Old Man." Running in front of a bunch of animals with horns and murderous intent ain't one of 'em.

I don't know what the color of the sky is in your reality, but if you want to do that to your son, more power to ya. In fact, run with him and make sure that you don't grab his arm and let him run by himself. Darwin with definitely be pleased.

/Hopes that you are a troll
 
2007-07-17 04:03:56 PM
godxam

ROFFLMFAO

+5

You owe my company a new monitor.
 
2007-07-17 04:05:03 PM
As someone who grew up without a father I would risk getting gored to do something like with my Dad.
 
2007-07-17 04:06:53 PM
No big deal if the kid got killed it's no loss. People make more all the time.
 
2007-07-17 04:09:32 PM
For those who think that running is nothing truly dangerous, I'd like to add that for much of the route there is nowhere to get out of the way. The buildings act pretty much as walls to the street and there is no protection at all. In some parts of the route there are barracades which you can attempt to jump over if you really need to, except that there are thousands of people pushed up against those barracades and you will likely just bounce off. It is true that almost everyone comes through it unhurt, for those that get caught there is no real escape.

/Was there in 1987.
//Probably more crowded now.
///Was barely able to walk, let alone run, at that hour of the morning.
////first use of slashes
 
2007-07-17 04:12:39 PM
My Dad took me fishing once. I didn't see the big deal.
 
2007-07-17 04:16:05 PM
Is it just me or do bulls seem to gore in the ass a lot?
 
2007-07-17 04:22:22 PM
A bull once bit my sister!
 
2007-07-17 04:23:19 PM
Man...i wish more people died during these thing so they would finally outlaw it. Its completely retarted, not to mention inhumane for those poor bulls.
 
2007-07-17 04:23:44 PM
KarentheJimSlayer: Is it just me or do bulls seem to gore in the ass a lot?

Well, if you're running from a large, waist-high, horned animal that is notorious for leading with its head, I'm gonna say it's pretty common thing taking one in the backside.
 
2007-07-17 04:23:57 PM
KarentheJimSlayer: Is it just me or do bulls seem to gore in the ass a lot?

That's because that's the only part they see.

/A fellow mexican also got gored
//He's recovering in the hospital and regrets nothing
 
2007-07-17 04:28:23 PM
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